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Attack of the Canadians: Episode II

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by DarthBabe, Feb 23, 2003.

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  1. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    We, the members of Atlantic Canada are hereby declaring war on the FFUK.

    we have come to break the tie that resulted in the last war...


    And to break our allegiance with the FFUK, I, DarthBabe, have burned down the British Embassy in Atlantic Canada.
     
  2. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    It's the Canadian revolution!

    Here's an ultimatum for you: surrender or die. :p
     
  3. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    Woohoo!!

    *prepares timbit cannons for action*

    It's been awhile...these babies are ready for some use!
     
  4. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    //hands everyone a hockey stick
     
  5. KitFist0

    KitFist0 Jedi Master star 4

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    Resistance is futile [face_plain]

    Surrender or feel our rath [face_devil]
     
  6. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    armed with my goalie stick... who has been faithful to me over the years... and my new timbit gattling gun, and maple syrup launcer... we will be a force to recon with...
     
  7. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    //brings in hose to spray snow and ice at them
     
  8. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    //Reporting as ordered
     
  9. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    Haha! Caught them in their sleep!

    *climbs to the top of the FFUK capital building, and takes down their flag and replaces it with a Canadian flag*

    WE DECLARE THIS FORUM NOW BELONGS TO CANADA! GET USED TO IT!
     
  10. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    miss darth babe ma'am... request to put my zamboni skills to use to make the ice that much more smooth, and slippery... and THICK... hockey ice isnt meant to be thick... but "attack ice" is...
     
  11. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    Do whatever you think will make this war harder on the Brits, Spanksta ;)
     
  12. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    the great staff sergent spanksta reporting in with my red and white "attack" zamboni... waiting for deployment orders from my seniors
     
  13. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *puts on canadian and american crossed flags toque... starts zamboni... fills the zam with watter, and removes the blade...* we wont be needing that now will we
     
  14. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    //defends the honour of his country//

    BACK OFF YOU NASTY CANADIANS

    take your Coffee crisps and your CN Towers and be off with you !

    malkie
     
  15. Obi_Batbit_Kenobi

    Obi_Batbit_Kenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Jul 28, 2002
    *flies recon*

    Ain't nothing to worry 'bout up here...just some sleepin Brits, and one that's awoken and is having delusions of granduer, thinking he can defend something...Batbit over and out

    *flies back to Canada to await orders*
     
  16. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    lol... UKFF doesnt sound that bad does it?... thats all we are asking
     
  17. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    we are not afraid of your mounted policeman, or your regiments of attack mooses

    malkie
     
  18. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    Don't forget the AC flags, Tammy!

    //puts up AC flags

    [image=http://www.pullmankids.com/geo/can/flags/nbflag.jpg]

    [image=http://www.enchantedlearning.com/school/Canada/Novascotiaflag.GIF]

    [image=http://www.enchantedlearning.com/school/Canada/Peiflag.GIF]

    [image=http://www.pullmankids.com/geo/can/flags/newfflag.jpg]
     
  19. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    have you EVER SEEN a moose... thos some biiiig animals... i would be afraid if i were you if i saw 3 or 4 dozen moose closing in on me
     
  20. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    and you can't defeat us with your psychadelic flags either (which are just poor rip-offs of the home-nation flags).

    Our only weakness is re-runs of that TV show with that doctor, and the moose in the opening credits.

    That scares us.

    malkie
     
  21. Sar-Tamber-lac

    Sar-Tamber-lac Jedi Master star 5

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    Who's "we", malkie? Looks like you're all by your little lonesome...tell ya what...you surrender to us now, and we'll make sure you get the best room in the servant's quarters... ;)
     
  22. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    zamboni is prepped and is being moved to an undisclosed position untill orders for deployment are given
     
  23. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    //leads in herd of moose with saddles

    I've got one for everyone to ride. [face_devil]
     
  24. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA

    THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Youngling star 2

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    everyone except for the ice professional... who mounts his grand zamboni with pride
     
  25. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    you cowardly canadians attack while the majority of the British Forces are tucked up in bed.

    Just you wait until after they've got up and had their morning tea and crumpets - THEN you'll be in for it !

    I am the night watchman in these parts, and I weild a rather nasty sharp stick, and have a limitless supply of anti-moose deterant.

    Oh, and we aint scared of you mooses - we have the Attack Highland Cows to defend us !

    [image=http://www.electricscotland.com/pictures/images/highland_cow.jpg]

    Just bring it

    malkie
     
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