Attack of the Canadians: Episode II

is this still going!?!

i think we've made it abundantly clear that we're either to stupid or lazy to fight a war (except Malkie). so just quit now

 

Well, where are all your British friends, Rambles?

 

he doesn't have any friends

 

Stueys right, and he should know, he is my clone

 

yup, neither have friends but we're the same person so it's close enough

 

But in the last war, there were hoards of people. Where is everyone?

 

well they are desserters

 

i don't know, it's not just they don't care about the war, nobody is around

possibly a national holiday that i didn't hear about

 

Maybe it's because it's Monday. Where's Charis and Az?

 

//throws mushy peas at canadians

//gets bored

//walks off

 

*chases the Brits on a zamboni*

 

That's all they can do?

 

*falls out of the sky and lands on the enemy*

Whoops

 

//shoves Charis into a giant tub of poutine

 

*starts to eat her way out*

Hmm, heaven

*finally gets out and starts throwing peeled onions at DarthBabe*

 

//sicks Moose on Charis

 

*runs like hell rapidly followed by mad Canadian moose*

Why oh why, did we get rid of all our wolves

*climbs up a tree which just happens to have a really big wasps' nest, which accidently falls on the moose and DarthBabe below*

 

//jumps in the snow so wasps can't get her

 

I'm not afraid of W.A.S.P.s(White anglo-saxon protestants).

Take this [image=http://members.fortunecity.com/elishacuthbert/maxim/photo_020.jpg]

Then while you are distarted take more TimBits ! ! ! ! ! ! !

 

*returns to the battlefront and sees DOY on a zamboni seemingly resembling the one in the undisclosed position*.... DANG IT!!! ONLY I KNEW WHERE THAT WAS.... wait a sec... the zamboni is still here.... ah hah.... we have 2 attack zamboni's now.....................................................................
this IS getting dumb... it is fun... but dumb.... so what if it says ffuk... the name is a tad "unproper" and the brits DO pride themselves on pride... but hey.... if they want to relinquish being proper for a silly name... sobeit... but what the hay... fires timbit gattling gun at some random brits

 

I like Kits tactic

More I say, more distracting pictures

 

Yes, Kit, destract them more!


//kidnaps Rambles

 

*wanders into the battlefield and starts munching on some nearby timbits*
they're not stale enough...the stale ones do lots of damage!

 

Yeah, they're harder.

//runs to get some

 

*raids every Tim Horton's dumpster in Moncton for ammunition*