Attack of the Canadians: Episode II

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by DarthBabe, Feb 23, 2003.

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  1. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Mar 18, 2002
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    :eek: That's a lot of ammunition!
  2. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    Oh sodding hell. Can't you Brits fight a war without us. Oh well.

    As de facto Ambassador to the UK, I hereby state that Australia shall fulfil her Commonwealth obligation and declare war on Canada, aka Little America, as we are tired of their tourists sewing bloody maple leafs to their jackets to avoid confusion with the Yanks which is what they secretly crave.

    Right, so it's time to kick some Canuck but, hey?

    //sics Russell Crowe on them.

    There, deal with an overweight, drunken Aussie brawler

    //sics Australian troops, all tough, tanned and ruggedly handsome, on pale Canadians. Women melt, men scream, and somewhere, someone buys another sodding Avril Lavigne record!

    Take that, wannabe Americans!

    (to FFUK - Guys, we can't keep bailing you out of trouble and dying in your place. Come on lads - pretend they're two foot tall pygmies armed with Guava fruit and Mango halves. Albeit very sharp mango halves.)

    E_S
  3. Stuey Force Ghost

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    May 30, 2002
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    (to FFUK - Guys, we can't keep bailing you out of trouble and dying in your place. Come on lads - pretend they're two foot tall pygmies armed with Guava fruit and Mango halves. Albeit very sharp mango halves.)

    [face_laugh]

    I didn't realise we were fighting a defenseless nation we could add to the Empire upon their inevitable defeat!

    *charges at some Mounties*

  4. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Mar 18, 2002
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    Hey Ender, if you want to declare war on us, you're doing it in the wrong country. [face_plain]
  5. im_posessed Jedi Knight

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    Nov 13, 2002
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    *releases hords of beavers into the atlantic ocean, beavers armed with razor sharp teeth and and and, big scary tails!*
    there, take that!
  6. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    in my experience, these canadians are armed with concealed photographs of mass destruction :D
    I think you know that to which i refer, Darth Babe.........
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Feb 18, 2001
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    Not really, mini-Yank! :D We've landed our forces at Dover (after getting pissed in France and joyriding the ferry from Calais) and we're massing to help our British comrades against whomever they feel should attack then.

    Oh, except for Aussies. ;)

    (When this is done, Canada, if there's no hard feelings, how about picking on New Zealand? ;) [face_devil] )

    E_S
  8. Livi-Wan Force Ghost

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    Sep 29, 2002
    star 4
    Just found this- HEY! WHO ELSE IS USING BEAVERS?
    *Unleashes special British beavers and Cat Attack squad one*
    Reporting for duty!
  9. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    *Unleashes special British beavers ...

    There ain't that much special about them!

    [face_devil]
  10. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Mar 18, 2002
    star 7
    IS this still going on?
  11. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2001
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    OMG! Where did all you Canadians learn to speak English? :p

    =============
    Comic Book Guy
  12. im_posessed Jedi Knight

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    Nov 13, 2002
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    *raises hand*
    i learned in canada eh
  13. Enji Force Ghost

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    May 14, 2002
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    *flies by*

    My... [face_shocked]

    The Canadian chickens have attacked the British cowards! ROTFL!

    *laughs all the way home to FFSweden*
  14. Sebulba_Sloan RSA Alumni

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    Oct 24, 2002
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  15. Darth_Haggis Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    How come nobody told me that we were invading "the Homeland"?
  16. Darth_Haggis Force Ghost

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    Mar 21, 2002
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    Well, if nobody else objects, let's break out the refreshments and have a party!

    For some reason, I have a craving for some Fish 'n' Chips and maybe some Timbits for desert.

    Anyone care to join me?
  17. Veritas Jedi Master

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    Jul 19, 2002
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    Woah. Holy ****. I've missed much.

    //in traditional lurker fashion, sits on the fence
  18. Jedi_Loon Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 15, 2002
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    *Joins Veritas on the fence but trips up any Canadians that happen to run by*



  19. Livi-Wan Force Ghost

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    Sep 29, 2002
    star 4
    *runs past with beaver on head*
    GET IT OFF ME!!!
  20. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 29, 2002
    star 6
    *takes aim at beaver and fires*

    *throws bucket of water over Livi-Wan's head to put out fire*

    Sorry, I'm sure the hair will grow back.
  21. Veritas Jedi Master

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    Jul 19, 2002
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    *Joins Veritas on the fence but trips up any Canadians that happen to run by*

    Cheating!
  22. Sith-I-5 Force Ghost

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    Aug 14, 2002
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    Not really sure what the frag is going on, Sith-I-5 pulls out a heavy-duty raygun and declares war Earthworm Jim-style:

    "EAT DIRT EVERYBODY IN THE VICINITY!!!"
  23. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 29, 2002
    star 6
    *dives under the nearest table and puts the bucket on her head*
  24. Livi-Wan Force Ghost

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    Sep 29, 2002
    star 4
    *hair magically grows back* Hah! It will take more than that to defeat me! *looks at big gun* Oooh...can I have a go?
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