Saga Attack of the Fangirls! - Halloween Challenge Response

Title: Attack of the Fangirls!
Author: Jaya Solo
Timeframe: During the Clone Wars
Characters: Tink, Vespa, Obi-Wan, and Anakin
Genre: Halloween Challenge Response
Summary: Anakin gets attacked by fan girls.


?Obi-Wan?s face on Anakin?s body,? Tink squealed.

?With Mace Windu?s lightsaber,? Vespa agreed.

?Huh?? Tink asked, obviously confused.

?What? I like purple.?

The girls giggled at the thought of their dreamy Jedi.

?It would be so wizard if we could meet them,? Tink commented dreamily.

?Yeah, that would be astral!? Vespa agreed.

A few minutes later Vespa added, ?We should do it!?

?What??

?Meet the Jedi.?

?Yeah! How?? Tink asked.

?Easy, sneak into the Temple when Anakin gets back.?

?Okay! How will that be easy?? Tink asked, confused.

?We dress up like Jedi and then walk into the temple and act like we belong there,? Vespa told her.

?Okay! How do we do it??

?It?s not like it would be hard. They all dress alike everyday. We can get toy lightsabers as accessories.?

?Sounds great! Wait, won?t we get arrested for impersonating a Jedi??

?No silly! We just dress up that night everyone else does. If anyone asks, we were going to a costume party and got confused.?

?And wound up at the Temple.?

?Exactly!?

?Will Mr. Cute Jedi be back by then?? Tink asked.

?Yes, he?s supposed to be back two days before that from his last mission. Let?s get to work on our costumes!? Vespa exclaimed.

?Why do I have a bad feeling about this??

?Maybe we?ll even see Obi-Wan Kenobi,? Vespa said slyly, playing on her best friend?s crush on the older Jedi.

?I?m in!?

-----

Two standard weeks later, the girls donned their costumes and made their way to the Jedi Temple.

?Master, do you have a feeling that something bad is going to happen tonight?? Anakin asked.

?No padawan, you are just restless from the war. Why don?t you try to relax and enjoy tonight. You could even take the younglings out to get candy tonight,? Obi-Wan suggested.

?Yes, I?m sure babysitting a bunch of toddlers will ease my unrest,? Anakin sarcastically commented.

?Why don?t you go meditate then.?

?Yes Master.?

-----

The girls giggled as they walked toward the temple.

?Do you really think this will work?? Tink asked.

?Do you really care if it doesn?t?? Vespa shot back. ?We might even get to see our favorite Jedi!?

?We better stop giggling. We?re almost there,? Tink reminded her friend.

The girls managed to stop their giggling, but they could not keep huge grins from their faces as they thought about meeting their idols: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.

As the girls approached the Temple, they suddenly wondered how they were going to get inside.

?Forget your key cards, padawans?? a man?s voice asked from behind them.

?Yes!? Vespa squealed before she and Tink erupted into giggles.

?Do not forget your card next time, padawans. Someone might not be around to let you into the temple,? Mace Windu informed them.

The girls followed slowly after Mace Windu once they were let into the Temple.

?Is that really Mace Windu?? Tink whispered.

?Yes!?

The girls giggled again.

?Padawans,? Mace thought, quite used to the reverence and awe that most padawans or younger knights gave him. These two were different. They were far too giggly for Mace?s tastes, so he quickly ducked into another hallway to avoid the girls.

?So where do you think he is?? Tink asked.

?Dunno. Maybe if we keep walking we?ll find him,? Vespa replied back.

The girls continued to walk through the Temple hallways, pretending they belonged there.

And then they saw him.

Anakin Skywalker.

Hero of the Clone Wars.

Savior of millions.

Hunk to billions of women throughout the galaxy.

The girls could not help themselves. They squealed and ran toward Anakin.

Anakin, suddenly realizing what his bad feeling had been about that day, ran in the opposite direction of the girls.

Unfortunately for Anakin,

 

Lol, Jaya!


?Obi-Wan?s face on Anakin?s body,? Tink squealed.

?With Mace Windu?s lightsaber,? Vespa agreed.

?Huh?? Tink asked, obviously confused.

?What? I like purple.?

The girls giggled at the thought of their dreamy Jedi.

Now there's something interesting...

 

?Master!?

?Never run from your problems, Anakin.?

*howls with laughter*

Hilarious, Jaya!

AQ

 

I was expecting Obi-Wan to start running, too. But his 'lesson' to Anakin was even funnier. Good job!

 

That was really cute--and I'm sure that episode was quite possible if fan girls on Coruscant are anything like the ones on earth!

Good job! I am really enjoying all these Halloween responses.

 

The Hero with no Fear is afraid of a couple fangirls...hmmmmm....perhaps he has good reason

Great job on the challenge

 

This was terrific! Loved the giggling fangirls. I'm thinking Anakin has had a run-in with some before!? Great ending, Obi-Wan's lesson.

 

Thanks guys. I'm glad you liked my insane little story.

 

Wonder if that is how Hayden and Ewan feel everyday?

 

Poor Anakin I love how he got his lesson though. Great stuff.

 

That was cute--what a great idea.

 

ROTFL! I'd like to see one with Mace or Qui getting bombarded by fangirls. Give the older guys a little love!

 

It was just a silly Halloween challenge, but I'm glad you all enjoyed it!

 

Great. Just great. Really enjoyed this one.
Keep up the good work. I wonder if dressing
up like Jedi could really get you into the
Jedi Temple.

 

Idrelle_Miocovani
Lol, Jaya!
Glad you liked it!

?Obi-Wan?s face on Anakin?s body,? Tink squealed.
?With Mace Windu?s lightsaber,? Vespa agreed.
?Huh?? Tink asked, obviously confused.
?What? I like purple.?
The girls giggled at the thought of their dreamy Jedi.

Now there's something interesting...
You mean scary.


AngelQueen
?Master!?
?Never run from your problems, Anakin.?
*howls with laughter*
Yeah, I know, I?m evil.

Hilarious, Jaya!
Thanks! I?m glad you found it so funny.


Jedi-2B
I was expecting Obi-Wan to start running, too.
I toyed with the idea?

But his 'lesson' to Anakin was even funnier.
Yeah? my endings seem to write themselves.

Good job!
Thanks!

 

Anakins_Force
That was really cute--and I'm sure that episode was quite possible if fan girls on Coruscant are anything like the ones on earth!
Yeah? I was trying to go for something scary. The idea of fan girls seemed to be scary enough. Plus they say horrid things about boys.

Good job! I am really enjoying all these Halloween responses.
Thanks! Yeah, they?re pretty fun. I even inspired one of my former padawans to write a really horrid one.


KELIA
The Hero with no Fear is afraid of a couple fangirls...
Yes, I found it quite funny, plus it really was scary.

hmmmmm....perhaps he has good reason
Yes.

Great job on the challenge
Thanks!

 

BTW, I really hate the limitations of using smilies! Grr! I can only post a few at a time if I don't want to exceed the 5 smilies per count rule.

PadwanKayla
This was terrific!
Thanks! It?s kinda nice to not write something about Wes.

Loved the giggling fangirls.
Hehe. They were fun. In fact, they were named after Tinkerbell and Vespa from Spaceballs.

I'm thinking Anakin has had a run-in with some before!?
Or he?s just heard about them. Or the Force told him to run.

Great ending, Obi-Wan's lesson.
Hehe.


Healer_Leona
ROFLOL!!! Fangirls, every Jedi's nightmare!
Yes. I?m even scared of them!

LOL That was great Jaya!
Thanks Leona!


widow_skywalker
Wonder if that is how Hayden and Ewan feel everyday?
Probably.


Lovely-in-Orange
Poor Anakin I love how he got his lesson though. Great stuff.
Who knew I?d have a lesson amidst the silliness?


Darth-Buddy
That was cute--what a great idea.
Thanks! It was fun and scary to write. (Scary because I had to get into the mind of a fangirl!

 

Discorpor8
ROTFL! I'd like to see one with Mace or Qui getting bombarded by fangirls. Give the older guys a little love!
I am not getting another plot bunny to bite me!


hyperspace_police
Great. Just great. Really enjoyed this one.
Thanks! It?s nice to see other faces besides my usual readers!

Keep up the good work. I wonder if dressing up like Jedi could really get you into the Jedi Temple.
Only in my little world.