Attack of the Pants!

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by solojones, Jun 1, 2002.

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  1. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    Wasn't it going to happen eventually? It's Star Wars tradition! :D

    In case you don't know what I'm talking about, let me explain. You take lines from the movies and replace words with the word "pants" and things relating to pants. So here's a thread for the AOTC version.


    so to kick it off:

    "I guess you were right... there were no pants at all."

    -sj
  2. YodaJeff Manager Emeritus

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    Oct 18, 2001
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    I thought there was already a pants thread, but I don't know where it is... let me check...

    Guess not. I must have been thinking of the spanking thread:
    Spanking of the Clones v2.0
  3. EagleIFilms Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 6, 2001
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    There was one in the NSA, but that's the Episode III NS now.
  4. IfAnakinLikedJazz Jedi Master

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    Mar 22, 2002
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    yay for pants thread....


    "Lost his pants, Mater Obi-Wan has...how embarrasing."
  5. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    I'm pretty certain there's not one on this board yet. If so, I'd gladly go there... but we can't be pantsless! ;)

    "Sorry master, I couldn't find any pants I liked."

    -sj
  6. V Wing Fighter Pilot Force Ghost

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    you will know YOUR pants young padawan
  7. Darth_Dolemite Jedi Knight

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    Pants her.....or something!
  8. Zanath Jedi Knight

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    Jan 13, 2002
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    "I will not let these pants be split in two."
  9. Phantom_Catfish Jedi Master

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  10. IfAnakinLikedJazz Jedi Master

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  11. foxbatkllr Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 27, 2001
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    "We're keepers of the pants, not spankers"
  12. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus

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    Count Dooku: Master Yoda

    Yoda: Count Dooku

    Count Dooku: You have caught me without my pants for the last time!

    Yoda: Powerful you have become Dooku. The darkside I sense in you

    Count Dooku: I'm more naked than any jedi. Even you

    Yoda: Much to wear, you still have



    :D






    ST
  13. Bail-AnBillies Jedi Master

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    May 21, 2002
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    "Did the council ever authorise the creation of a PANTS army?" :)
  14. Phantom_Catfish Jedi Master

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    Sep 10, 2001
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    "She went inside those pants Master."

    "Patience, use the force."
  15. solojones Chosen One

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    "They're like pants, and I slaughtered them like pants. I HATE PANTS!"

    [face_laugh]

    -sj
  16. Zanath Jedi Knight

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    "Your pants are very impressive."

    "They'll do their job well."
  17. V Wing Fighter Pilot Force Ghost

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  18. CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 19, 2002
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    "Your pants on the landing platform... terrible"
  19. EagleIFilms Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 6, 2001
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    Do you have any idea who is behind these pants?
  20. CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 19, 2002
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    "Where are you going?"

    "To find my pants!"
  21. Darth_Dolemite Jedi Knight

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    Seeing you brings warm feelings to my pants.
  22. Bail-AnBillies Jedi Master

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    May 21, 2002
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    "Pants pass in time" (HAHA I love this thread :) )
  23. foxbatkllr Jedi Grand Master

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    Seeing you brings warm feelings to my pants.
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  24. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    "In addition to his pay, which is considerable, Fett also made another request. An unaltered pair of pants."

    "Boba, are your pants here?"

    "Jedi don't have pants..."

    -sj
  25. netslave Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    this scene is perfect for it:

    I pantsed them, every single one..... and not just the men, but the women, and the children.
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