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Attack of the Pants!

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by solojones, Jun 1, 2002.

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  1. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    Wasn't it going to happen eventually? It's Star Wars tradition! :D

    In case you don't know what I'm talking about, let me explain. You take lines from the movies and replace words with the word "pants" and things relating to pants. So here's a thread for the AOTC version.


    so to kick it off:

    "I guess you were right... there were no pants at all."

    -sj
     
  2. YodaJeff

    YodaJeff Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I thought there was already a pants thread, but I don't know where it is... let me check...

    Guess not. I must have been thinking of the spanking thread:
    [link=http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=6909322]Spanking of the Clones v2.0[/link]
     
  3. EagleIFilms

    EagleIFilms Jedi Knight star 5

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    There was one in the NSA, but that's the Episode III NS now.
     
  4. IfAnakinLikedJazz

    IfAnakinLikedJazz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    yay for pants thread....


    "Lost his pants, Mater Obi-Wan has...how embarrasing."
     
  5. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    I'm pretty certain there's not one on this board yet. If so, I'd gladly go there... but we can't be pantsless! ;)

    "Sorry master, I couldn't find any pants I liked."

    -sj
     
  6. V Wing Fighter Pilot

    V Wing Fighter Pilot Jedi Master star 4

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    you will know YOUR pants young padawan
     
  7. Darth_Dolemite

    Darth_Dolemite Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 29, 2002
    Pants her.....or something!
     
  8. Zanath

    Zanath Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "I will not let these pants be split in two."
     
  9. Phantom_Catfish

    Phantom_Catfish Jedi Master star 4

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    This thread spanks. 8-}
     
  10. IfAnakinLikedJazz

    IfAnakinLikedJazz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I HATE Pants!!
     
  11. foxbatkllr

    foxbatkllr Jedi Knight star 6

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    "We're keepers of the pants, not spankers"
     
  12. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE

    ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Count Dooku: Master Yoda

    Yoda: Count Dooku

    Count Dooku: You have caught me without my pants for the last time!

    Yoda: Powerful you have become Dooku. The darkside I sense in you

    Count Dooku: I'm more naked than any jedi. Even you

    Yoda: Much to wear, you still have



    :D






    [hl=green]ST[/hl]
     
  13. Bail-AnBillies

    Bail-AnBillies Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Did the council ever authorise the creation of a PANTS army?" :)
     
  14. Phantom_Catfish

    Phantom_Catfish Jedi Master star 4

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    "She went inside those pants Master."

    "Patience, use the force."
     
  15. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    "They're like pants, and I slaughtered them like pants. I HATE PANTS!"

    [face_laugh]

    -sj
     
  16. Zanath

    Zanath Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Your pants are very impressive."

    "They'll do their job well."
     
  17. V Wing Fighter Pilot

    V Wing Fighter Pilot Jedi Master star 4

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    Begun the pants wars has
     
  18. CarbonKnight

    CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling star 4

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    "Your pants on the landing platform... terrible"
     
  19. EagleIFilms

    EagleIFilms Jedi Knight star 5

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    Do you have any idea who is behind these pants?
     
  20. CarbonKnight

    CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling star 4

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    "Where are you going?"

    "To find my pants!"
     
  21. Darth_Dolemite

    Darth_Dolemite Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Seeing you brings warm feelings to my pants.
     
  22. Bail-AnBillies

    Bail-AnBillies Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Pants pass in time" (HAHA I love this thread :) )
     
  23. foxbatkllr

    foxbatkllr Jedi Knight star 6

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    Seeing you brings warm feelings to my pants.
    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
     
  24. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    "In addition to his pay, which is considerable, Fett also made another request. An unaltered pair of pants."

    "Boba, are your pants here?"

    "Jedi don't have pants..."

    -sj
     
  25. netslave

    netslave Jedi Youngling star 2

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    this scene is perfect for it:

    I pantsed them, every single one..... and not just the men, but the women, and the children.
     
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