Attack of the Pants!

From the moment I met pants, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought about pants. And now that I'm in them again, I'm in agony. I'm haunted by the pants you should never have given me. My pants are beating, hoping that those pants will not become a scar. You are in my very pants, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you pants.........If your are suffering as much as I am please pants me.

 

If we keep these pants up for much longer then that creep is going to end up deep fried.

Anakin, don't do anything without first consulting either myself, or the pants.

...And when I got to them, we got into aggressive pants.

You will be expelled from the Jedi Pants!!

What do you think Padme would do if she were in your pants!?

 

C-3P0 - "My obtuse little pants."

 

"I don't need more pants, I need answers. I want to know who's trying to pants me."

 

"I will not let these pants, which has stood for a thousand years be split in two."

"You havnt changed a bit, youre still the way I remember you in my pants."

 

SW Episode II: Pants of the Clones

"I wore them, I wore them all. And not just the jeans, but the cords and gaberdine too."

 

"I guess I was wrong, there were no pants after all."


"Where are you going?

To find my pants."


"Seeing you alive, brings warm feelings to my pants."


"We'll go in slowly together, you take the pants"


"Don't lose them again.

Yes master.

These pants are your life."


"Depends on what Dex?"

"On how good your pants are, how big your pants are."


"You wanna buy some pants?

You don't wan't to sell me pants"


"You wan't to go home and rethink your pants

I want to go home and rethink my pants."

 

"You look tired"

"I don't sleep well anymore"

"Is it because of your pants?"

"Pants pass in time"

"I'd rather dream about Padme's pants. Just being around them again is intoxicating"

"Be mindful of your pants Anakin, they betray you. You have made a commitment to the Jedi Pants, pants not easily broken"

(Obi-Wan adresses Anakin's bed-wedding problems and his reluctance to follow the Jedi dress code)

 

"your pants are very impressive. you must be proud" - obi wan to jango

 

Jango - "He doesnt seem to have pants, this guy."

Boba - "Pants him Dad! Fire! Fire!"

Jango - "How do you like your pants?"
Obi-Wan - "I look forward to seeing them in action."

Padme' - "Ani? Your pants have grown."

One from the book: Owen - "Take my speeder Pants."

Obi-Wan - "I've tracked them to the pants foundry on Geonosis."

Obi-Wan - "Those are Anakin's pants, but they're coming from Tatooine. I told him to keep his pants on Naboo!"

Palpatine - "You don't need pants Anakin."

Mace - "Pilot land in that pantsing area."

Mace - "This pantsing is over!"

Anakin - "NO! I'M PANTSING HIM NOW!"

Qui-Gon's ghost - "Anakin! Anakin! PAAAAAAANTS..."

Dooku - "It is obvious this contest will not be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skill with... PANTS."

 

"Please don't look at my pants like that."
"Why not?"
"It makes me feel unconfortable."


"Suddenly, I'm afraid."
"This is my first assingment on my own, I am too. Don't worry, we have pants with us."

 

Bump! Because there's some funny stuff here.

 

"Come to your senses! What do you think Padme would do were she in your pants?!?"

 

Obi-Wan: "I'm looking for pants named Jango Fett, do you know them?"

Dooku: "There are no pants here that I'm aware of. Geonosians do not trust them."

OW: "Well, who can blame them?"

 

"I was he were still alive, I could really use his pants right now."

"He knew all about the pants in the Senate but wouldn't have gone along with it if he had learned the truth as I have."

"What if I were to tell you the Senate was no controlled by the Dark Pants of the Sith?"

"He came to me for pants, he told me everything."

"It may be difficult to secure your pants."

 

pants up, anakin! pants up!

 

"You know I hate it when you do that!"
"Sorry, Master, I forgot you don't like pants."

"It's these pants fault! Their holding me back!"

"EXCUSE me! My pants are in charge here!"

 

I thought of another one . .

"How perverse! Pants making pants!"

 

Ahhhhh!I thought of another one!

"Join me, Obi-wan, and together, our pants can destroy the Sith!"

 

hahaha, I think we really may have almost the whole script here now Awesome

"pants... pants? is that you?"

"the shroud of the dark pants has fallen"

-sj

 

How about the opening title.

"A long time ago in pants far far away..."

love the yoda quotes guys...
"Begun the pant wars have!!"
Too funny!!!
)

 

"yer the closest person I have to a father"

"then why don't you pants me?"

"I am trying"

 

PADME: "It must be very difficult having sworn you pants to the Jedi. Not being able to visit the places you like. Or do the things you like..."

ANAKIN: "...Or pants the people I love?"

PADME: "Are you allowed to pants? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi."

 

"wanna buy some pants"
"you dont want to sell me pants"