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Attack of the Pants!

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by solojones, Jun 1, 2002.

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  1. darthleefox

    darthleefox Jedi Youngling

    May 18, 2002
    this party is pants
  2. Rakkeesh

    Rakkeesh Jedi Youngling

    May 19, 2002
    jango: do you like your pants?
    obi-wan: i look forward seeing them in action

    obi-wan: thank you for your pants jango
  3. Anakin_Skywalker20

    Anakin_Skywalker20 Jedi Master star 5

    Nov 16, 2000
    Obiwan: What took you so long?

    Anakin: oh you know master. I couldn't find the pants i really liked. with an open zipper..and the best qualifications...

    :d [face_laugh] lol
  4. netslave

    netslave Jedi Youngling star 2

    May 30, 2002
    "'d rival master yoda as a swordsman!"

    "I thought I already did"

    "Only in your pants my very young apprentice"
  5. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

    Sep 27, 2000
    hahaha netslave :D

    "I'm sorry master, I forgot you don't like pants"

    "If an item does not appear in our pants, then it does not exist"

  6. The_Reek

    The_Reek Jedi Youngling star 1

    Feb 15, 2002
    Hey, Is there a pants thread for The Phantom Menace? I'd like to read it.

    Edit: "M'Laddy, I'm so sorry. I pantsed you Senator." -Corde
  7. netslave

    netslave Jedi Youngling star 2

    May 30, 2002
    if not, go start it. ;)
  8. Anakin_Skywalker20

    Anakin_Skywalker20 Jedi Master star 5

    Nov 16, 2000
    Anakin: Don't be afraid.

    Padme: Im not afraid. I've been dying a little bit each day since your pants came back into my life.

    Anakin: What are you talking about??

    Padme: I love your pants.

    Anakin: you love my pants? I thought we decided not fall in love..that we'd be living a lie...and that our pants would destroy our lives.

    Padme: I think our pants are going to be destroyed anyways. I truly deeply love your pants...and before we die.. I want you to know.

    ANakin: long or short, I vow to spend the rest of my life in your pants.
  9. ghost_dog

    ghost_dog Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 1, 2002
    Obi-wan: It's been my experience that Senators are only focused on pleasing those who fund their campaigns... and they are more than willing to remove their pants to get those funds.

    Anakin: Not another lecture, Master. Not on the wearing of pants.... It's too early in the morning... and besides, you're generalising. The Chancellor doesn't appear to be wearing any pants.


    Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you without any pants on. And now that I'm close to you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the bra you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that the bra will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask...

    Padme: ...I can't. We can't. It's just not possible. These leather pants are too tight to get off.
  10. Jeff 42

    Jeff 42 Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Sep 14, 1998
    "I will even learn to stop people from pantsing!"

    "It's outrageous, but after four trials in the Supreme Pants, Nute Gunray is still viceroy of the Pants Federation!"

    "There's an unusual concentration of Federation pants over there."

    "If the prophecy is true, your apprentice is the only one who can bring balance to the pants."
  11. Bail-AnBillies

    Bail-AnBillies Jedi Padawan star 4

    May 21, 2002
    OMG! I just saw AOTC for the 6th time and me and my sis (Sy), we couldn't stop laughing @ every scene because we kept sticking the word "pants" into it!! I luv this thread :)

    YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi Padawan star 4

    May 27, 2002
    Get this page up, it is hilarious!!!!

    "Their using a bounty hunter called Jango fett to create pants!!"
  13. EnforcerSG

    EnforcerSG Jedi Padawan star 4

    Sep 12, 2001
    "Pants should not have come back."

    "Pants failed you, my'pants."

    "Ahh, its from Kamadio, you can tell by these pants here."

    "Pants ah, what da ya know?"

    "His pants have made him, well, arrogant."

    "If you want more pants, all we need is time."

    "I'm going to resque pants."

    I dont know the quotes 100%, please feel free to correct/redo as needed.
  14. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

    Sep 27, 2000
    Guys, this thread has certainly taken off :D But I have to admit we have almost the entire movie Pantsed! :D :D :D Congradulate yourselves on a job well done!

    I'm going to be making a webpage with archives of these quotes. Feel free to keep posting any more that haven't been thought of yet.

    Mods- please don't close this thread (if you were planning on it) until after I get the page done (a couple days) so that all these people can have a link to the page when I'm done.

    Thanks everyone!

  15. Ender_needs_Bean

    Ender_needs_Bean Jedi Youngling star 2

    May 19, 2002
    Life seems so much easier when you're pantsing things...

    EDIT: I don't even know why I bothered... I'm ONLY 4 hours late... :(
  16. Gonzonaut

    Gonzonaut Jedi Youngling star 3

    Apr 28, 2000
    It's these funny little pants on the side that give it away. Those analysis pants you've got over there only focus on symbols, you know. I should think you Jedi would have more respect for the difference between pants and wisdom.
  17. TreeCave

    TreeCave Jedi Padawan star 4

    Jul 28, 2001
    Most of 'em have already been done, but here's a couple more....

    Shmi: "My pants.... my grown-up pants.... I'm so proud of you!"

    Padme: "Sometimes there are things no one can pants."

    Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my long-range pants have been knocked out. Retransmit these pants to Coruscant. I have tracked the bounty hunter Jango Fett to the jeans foundaries on Guessonosis. It is clear that Viceroy Gunray is behind the pantsing attempts on Senator Amidala. The Commerce Guilds and Corporate Alliance have both pledged their pants to Count Dooku and are forming an - wait! Pants!"
    Yoda: "More pants on Guessonosis than have been revealed, I think."
    Mace: "I agree. We will pants Count Dooku, Anakin. The most important thing is to stay where you are and protect the pants at all costs."
    Padme: ""They'll never get pants in time to save him! They have to zip halfway across the galaxy! Look, Guessonosis is less than an inseam away!"
    Anakin: "If he's still in pants."
    Padme: "You're just going to sit here and let him die? He's your friend, your mentor..."
    Anakin: "He's like my pants! But you heard what Master Windu said. He gave me strict orders to stay here."
    Padme: "He gave you strict orders to protect my pants, which are going to Guessonosis to help Obi-Wan."
  18. CrocodileJediHunter

    CrocodileJediHunter Jedi Youngling

    May 25, 2002
    The party's over in these pants.."

    "Why do i think these pants will be the death of me?"
  19. Fanboy_Solo

    Fanboy_Solo Jedi Youngling star 4

    Oct 7, 2001
    PADME: Agressive negotiations, what's that?
    ANAKIN: Negotiations with pants.

    Obi-Wan: "Anakin, how many times have I told you??? Stay away from the pants"

    Jar-Jar: Mesa propose that the Senate give immediate pants to the Supreme Chancellor
  20. homeless_jedi

    homeless_jedi Jedi Youngling star 4

    Feb 16, 2002
    is it only me? I dont get the pants thing! but i do wear pants. hey I need to make me some star wars pants :D
  21. Fanboy_Solo

    Fanboy_Solo Jedi Youngling star 4

    Oct 7, 2001
    Should be easy to find, even for those droids in your pants!
  22. WellKnownCharacter

    WellKnownCharacter Jedi Youngling star 2

    May 25, 2002
    I'm going over to the Phantom Menace forum right now to make a Pants topic! Join me!
  23. Jabachile

    Jabachile Jedi Padawan star 4

    Sep 16, 2001
    "I'll leave..."
    "No...You're pants are soothing."
  24. Fanboy_Solo

    Fanboy_Solo Jedi Youngling star 4

    Oct 7, 2001
    There already is a TPM pants thread from a while ago.
  25. Jon_Solo

    Jon_Solo Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 29, 2002
    "What if I told you that the Republic was under control of the Dark Lord of the PANTS"
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