Attack of the Pants!

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by solojones, Jun 1, 2002.

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  1. ObiWanJane Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 19, 1999
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    "The thought of not being with you makes my pants turn. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the pants you should never have given me."

    "Pants pass in time."


    "Someone here to see ya, hon! Pants by the looks of him."


    :)
  2. DarthScully Force Ghost

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    Oct 30, 2001
    star 4
    TFN should archive all the PANTS thread for all the saga. i've been looking for those threads but with no search engine its impossible to find them.

    keep it up! this thread is hilarious! [face_laugh]
  3. Bewchacca Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2002
    star 3
    Send this message in care of the old folk's pants
  4. Jeff 42 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Sep 14, 1998
    star 5
    "Sometimes we must let go of our pants and do what is requested of us."
  5. Anakin_Skywalker20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 16, 2000
    star 5
    Anakin: You fell in that nest of pants, master and I rescued you. Remember??
  6. LoyalJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    May 22, 2002
    star 5
    There's a pants thread in the Misc. forum.

    "Aggressive negotiations? What's that?"

    "Negotiations with a pair of pants"
  7. My favorite Ithorian Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 1999
    star 1
    Yoda: "Track down these pants, you must."

    and:

    "Until caught these trousers are, our pants she must respect."

    Ki-Adi Mundi: "He is a pair of pants, not a murderer."

    Jocasta Nu: "I'm sorry, but it looks like your pants do not exist."

    Obi-Wan: "There it is R4. Our missing pants. Right where they should be."

    Lama Su: "You will be delighted to hear we are on schedule. Two hundred thousand pants are ready, with another million well on the way."

    Lama Su: "Pants can think creatively. You will find they are vastly superior to kilts."

    Count Dooku: "What if I told you that the Republic is now under the control of pants..."

    Coutn Dooku: "You must join me Obi-Wan...and together we shall destroy the pants!"








  8. tomm4004 Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
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    "I wanted to go out after her, but ever since I lost my pants, I haven't been able to ride."

    "It was just before dawn, she went out to pick some pants."

    "My obtuse little friend. If they had wanted our pants, they would have asked for them."



    (you'd think after five viewings I could remember the exact dialogue!)

  9. solojones Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2000
    star 9
    I'm working on the site today.... wish me luck... :)

    -sj
  10. zam_fett Jedi Knight

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    May 27, 2002
    star 1
    Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my pants...
  11. netslave Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    My favorite Ithorian,

    ARGH! you beat me on the "Obi-Wan: "There it is R4. Our missing pants. Right where they should be."
    :D I'm going to have to see it for a 9th time just to get some more quotes! I'm all quoted out.

    BTW nice ICON.
  12. netslave Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    Variation of a used quote:

    "what if I told you that your pants are now under the control of the dark lord of the sith"
    ;)
  13. MINI_YODA Jedi Knight

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    Apr 25, 2002
    star 2
    EPISODE II
    ATTACK OF THE PANTS

    There is undress in the Galactic Senate. Several hundred solar pants under the leadership of the rebel lingerie, Count Dooku, have declared their intentions to strip from the Republic.
    This separatist movement has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Pants to maintain peace and order in the Trousers.
    Senator Amidala, the former Bra of Naboo, is returning to Coruscant to vote on the critical issue of creating pants to
    assist the overwhelmed Jedi.
  14. Bewchacca Jedi Knight

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    May 23, 2002
    star 3
    Srong with the dark pants is he....
  15. JediRac Jedi Master

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    Apr 10, 2001
    star 2

    He must have put a homing device on our pants....

    Seismic Pants!....Standby!


  16. Darth-Gerbil Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2002

    "Focus all your fire power on those Pants!"


  17. RaptorRage Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 17, 2001
    star 4
    "The droid army is in full retreat."

    "Very good Captain. Bring me some pants."
  18. netslave Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 30, 2002
    star 2
    "suffering, death I feel. Young skywalker is in terrible pants"
  19. taeseesiin Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2002
    star 1
    "I'd say oh, about twelve pants south of the Rishi Trousers."

    "May the pants be with you", "May the pants be with you, too master."

    "I'd worry more about her pantsing something, than him."

    "I don't think" ..."The pants are that serious, no, but I do."

    "This is a pair of short pants, I think.

    "He went completely with the other pair of pants!"

    (Dug in speeder) : "Jedi Pants!"

    "Hey, no pants allowed, get out of here!"

    "We used to swim out to that Island, lay on the sand and let the pants dry us."

  20. TigerClaw Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 30, 2001
    star 1
    May the pants be with you.
  21. Darth_Bonovox Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 3, 2002
    Way too many pages at this point so I don't know if it's been posted...
    "Next time, try not to loose them."
    "Yes, Master!"
    "These pants are your life!"
    "I try, Master!"
    ...and then
    "Go and find her."
    "Where are you going?"
    "To get some pants!"
    ...and one more
    "You want to buy some pants?"
    "You don't want to sell me any pants."
    "I.. don't want to sell you any pants!"
  22. taeseesiin Jedi Youngling

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    May 20, 2002
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    He went in those pants, master.
  23. Darth_Bonovox Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 3, 2002
    Oh, yeah, and I'm a newbie... pants me!

    "You don't need pants, Anakin. I foresee you becoming the greatest of all Jedi."

    "Jar-Jar. I don't wish to hold your pants up."

    "I haven't worked for years to defeat the pants not to be here when their fate is decided!"
  24. Darth_Bonovox Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 3, 2002
    "Excuse me! I'm the one wearing the pants here, M'Lady!"

    "These are my pants, I know them very well, that is why we're here."
  25. zeekveerko Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 30, 2002
    star 5
    it's a great pleasure to pants you again, m'lady.
    our pants will be invisible, m'lady.
    deesa bad pants. bombad pants.
    anakin, you're focusing on the pants again.
    a jedi's pants is his most precious possession.
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