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Attack of the Pants!

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by solojones, Jun 1, 2002.

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  1. jayme_

    jayme_ Jedi Youngling star 3

    Jan 12, 2002
    "There's an unusual concentration of Federation pants over there, R4."

    "Put the pants down!"

    "Anakin, don't let your personal pants get in the way!"
  2. Darth_Bonovox

    Darth_Bonovox Jedi Youngling

    Jun 3, 2002
    "If Master Obi-Wan caught me in these pants, He'd be very grumpy."
  3. Darth_Nihil

    Darth_Nihil Jedi Youngling star 1

    Feb 27, 2001
    Padme: "See the steam rising from those pants?"

    Watto: "Hmm. Letta me check-a my pants..."
  4. taeseesiin

    taeseesiin Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 20, 2002
    "Our mentors see more of our pants than we would's the only way we grow."

    "It's not fair, obi wan is jealous, he's holding my pants!"
  5. taeseesiin

    taeseesiin Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 20, 2002
    "You're focusing on the pants again, Anakin. Relax."

    "Your pants betray you, be mindful of your pants."
  6. Dayda_Amidala

    Dayda_Amidala Jedi Youngling star 3

    Nov 28, 2001
    Padme: "I truly... deeply... love... your pants"
  7. Skywalker1177

    Skywalker1177 Jedi Youngling

    May 16, 2002
    Forgive me if someone has already done these, but:

    "Are pants allowed to love?"

    "I'm in charge of pants here m'lady."

    "I shall pants a grand army of the republic..."

    Hehe, this is funny.
  8. DarthFett08

    DarthFett08 Jedi Youngling

    Jun 2, 2002
    PADMÉ: Thank you, Master Yoda. Do you have any idea who was behind the pants?

    PALPATINE: Master Jedi, may I suggest that
    the Senator be placed under the protection of your pants?

    OBI-WAN: You're using her as pants??

    OBI-WAN: Jedi's pants is his most precious possession.

    YODA: The Council is confident in this decision, Obi-Wan.

  9. Ra_Chronica

    Ra_Chronica Jedi Youngling

    May 14, 2002

    OB1-"i have been tracking some pants named Jango Fett, have you heard of them?"

    CD-"there are no pant here that i am aware of, the geonesions dont trust them"

    CD-"i wish Qui-gon was alive , i could use his pants"

    CD-"and what if i told you the republic was in control by pants"

    OB1-"no thats not possible the jedi would be aware of it"

    CD- "The dark side of the force has clouded their pants my young friend"

    CD-"hundreds of senators are under the contol of these pants"

  10. SarLabooda

    SarLabooda Jedi Youngling

    May 21, 2002
    Dooku: "It is obvious that my pants are far greater than yours. Now, Pants down!"

    Waun Te: " And remember, if you need more Pants, it will take more time to grow them."
  11. V Wing Fighter Pilot

    V Wing Fighter Pilot Jedi Master star 4

    Mar 6, 1999
    These pants are your life!
  12. Jorg_Sacul_from_C2

    Jorg_Sacul_from_C2 Jedi Master star 3

    May 30, 2002

    the true source of humor in this galaxy, the UNDERPANTS thread..
  13. Jedi_Pol

    Jedi_Pol Jedi Youngling

    May 29, 2002
    The Nexu: "Paaaaaannnntsss!"

    Watto: "Maybe you me out with uh some pants..."

    Obi Wan nuetralizing Dooku's force lightning in his lightsaber: "I don't think pants."
    (ok, maybe not)

    Duel of the Fates orchestral choir as Anakin rides through Tatooine on his speeder: "pants pants pants pants pants pants...."
  14. PloKloon1138

    PloKloon1138 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Apr 5, 2001
    "What would Padme do if she were in your pants?"

    "She would do her duty."
  15. GirlJedi

    GirlJedi Jedi Youngling star 3

    Nov 10, 2000
    this is so hilarious.

    "I think Count Pants is behind the assasination."
    "That's not possible, he was once a Jedi. It's not in his pants."
    "... and then we ended up in aggressive pants."
    "Aggressive pants?"
    "Pants with a lightsaber"
    "Dello Pantagates"
  16. Norseman

    Norseman Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 8, 2002
    Aggressive negotiations; what's that?
    Negotiations with pants.

    Oh, I'm beside my pants!

    I guess I was wrong, there was no danger at all... *PANTS*
  17. Autumn_Skywalker

    Autumn_Skywalker Jedi Youngling star 1

    Apr 17, 2002
    PloKloon!! [face_laugh] !!!! That's one of the best!
  18. Lindon

    Lindon Jedi Youngling star 1

    Aug 3, 1999
    I actually fell off my chair laughing at some of these - keep 'em coming!
  19. BobaPez

    BobaPez Jedi Youngling

    May 25, 2002
    "M'lady, you are still in pants."

    "Chancellor, please! I don't want any more pants!"

    "I don't need more security, I need pants."

    "Jedi business. Go back to your pants."

    "I do not like this idea of pants."
  20. uruseiranma

    uruseiranma Jedi Youngling star 1

    Mar 19, 2002
    "My obtuse little friend, if they had wanted our pants, they would have asked for them!"

    "Weeell, whadoya know? I haven't zipped one of these since I was pants-pectin on Sub-terrel."

    "Lost his pants, MAster Obi-wan has. How embarassing, how embarassing!"

    "Oh my! Zip me up! Pants making pants! How perverse!"

    "What's all this noise? Oh, a frat party! There's been some terrible mistake, I'm programmed for T.P.-ing not pantsing!"

    "Die Khaki-dogs! Oh, what did I say?!"

    "Excuse me, I'm pantsed I can't zip up!"

  21. Ironflak

    Ironflak Jedi Youngling star 1

    Mar 25, 2002
    Obi-Wan: Depends on what, Dex?
    Dex: On how good your manners are and how big your... PANTS are!

    Obi-Wan: Well, Dex, if pants could think there would be none of us here, would there?

    Obi-Wan: Tell me, Prime Minister, when my Master first contacted you about the pants, did he say who they were for?
  22. bousharde

    bousharde Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 21, 2002
    "The force is strong in my family: my father had it, I have it, and... my pants have it."
  23. tomm4004

    tomm4004 Jedi Youngling star 1

    May 24, 2002
    (sorry if this is a repeat)

    "You know Master, I couldn't find a pair of pants that I really liked. With an open cockpit, and the right zipper capabilities."
  24. Bail-AnBillies

    Bail-AnBillies Jedi Padawan star 4

    May 21, 2002
    "My pants should not have come back" -Padme on her pants returning to Coruscant
  25. Anakin_Skywalker20

    Anakin_Skywalker20 Jedi Master star 5

    Nov 16, 2000
    If her pants Didn't come coruscant... then...she'd her...underwear?/
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