Attack of the Pants!

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  1. jayme_ Jedi Knight

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    Jan 12, 2002
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    "There's an unusual concentration of Federation pants over there, R4."

    "Put the pants down!"

    "Anakin, don't let your personal pants get in the way!"
  2. Darth_Bonovox Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 3, 2002
    "If Master Obi-Wan caught me in these pants, He'd be very grumpy."
  3. Darth_Nihil Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2001
    star 1
    Padme: "See the steam rising from those pants?"

    Watto: "Hmm. Letta me check-a my pants..."
  4. taeseesiin Jedi Youngling

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    May 20, 2002
    star 1
    "Our mentors see more of our pants than we would like...it's the only way we grow."

    "It's not fair, obi wan is jealous, he's holding my pants!"
  5. taeseesiin Jedi Youngling

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    May 20, 2002
    star 1
    "You're focusing on the pants again, Anakin. Relax."

    "Your pants betray you, be mindful of your pants."
  6. Dayda_Amidala Jedi Knight

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    Nov 28, 2001
    star 3
    Padme: "I truly... deeply... love... your pants"
  7. Skywalker1177 Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2002
    Forgive me if someone has already done these, but:

    "Are pants allowed to love?"

    "I'm in charge of pants here m'lady."

    "I shall pants a grand army of the republic..."

    Hehe, this is funny.
  8. DarthFett08 Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 2, 2002
    PADMÉ: Thank you, Master Yoda. Do you have any idea who was behind the pants?

    PALPATINE: Master Jedi, may I suggest that
    the Senator be placed under the protection of your pants?

    OBI-WAN: You're using her as pants??

    OBI-WAN: Jedi's pants is his most precious possession.

    YODA: The Council is confident in this decision, Obi-Wan.



  9. Ra_Chronica Jedi Padawan

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    May 14, 2002
    Countdooku/Obi-1

    OB1-"i have been tracking some pants named Jango Fett, have you heard of them?"

    CD-"there are no pant here that i am aware of, the geonesions dont trust them"

    CD-"i wish Qui-gon was alive , i could use his pants"




    CD-"and what if i told you the republic was in control by pants"

    OB1-"no thats not possible the jedi would be aware of it"

    CD- "The dark side of the force has clouded their pants my young friend"

    CD-"hundreds of senators are under the contol of these pants"

  10. SarLabooda Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
    Dooku: "It is obvious that my pants are far greater than yours. Now, Pants down!"

    Waun Te: " And remember, if you need more Pants, it will take more time to grow them."
  11. V Wing Fighter Pilot Force Ghost

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    Mar 6, 1999
    star 4
  12. Jorg_Sacul_from_C2 Force Ghost

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    May 30, 2002
    star 3
    http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=6723836&replies=158

    the true source of humor in this galaxy, the UNDERPANTS thread..
  13. Jedi_Pol Jedi Padawan

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    May 29, 2002
    The Nexu: "Paaaaaannnntsss!"


    Watto: "Maybe you can..uh..help me out with uh some pants..."

    Obi Wan nuetralizing Dooku's force lightning in his lightsaber: "I don't think pants."
    (ok, maybe not)

    Duel of the Fates orchestral choir as Anakin rides through Tatooine on his speeder: "pants pants pants pants pants pants...."
  14. PloKloon1138 Jedi Master

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    Apr 5, 2001
    star 4
    "What would Padme do if she were in your pants?"

    "She would do her duty."
  15. GirlJedi Jedi Master

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    Nov 10, 2000
    star 3
    this is so hilarious.

    "I think Count Pants is behind the assasination."
    "That's not possible, he was once a Jedi. It's not in his pants."
    "... and then we ended up in aggressive pants."
    "Aggressive pants?"
    "Pants with a lightsaber"
    "Dello Pantagates"
  16. Norseman Jedi Knight

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    May 8, 2002
    star 1
    Aggressive negotiations; what's that?
    Negotiations with pants.

    Oh, I'm beside my pants!

    I guess I was wrong, there was no danger at all... *PANTS*
  17. Autumn_Skywalker Jedi Knight

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    Apr 17, 2002
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    PloKloon!! [face_laugh] !!!! That's one of the best!
  18. Lindon Jedi Knight

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    Aug 3, 1999
    star 1
    I actually fell off my chair laughing at some of these - keep 'em coming!
  19. BobaPez Jedi Padawan

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    May 25, 2002
    "M'lady, you are still in pants."

    "Chancellor, please! I don't want any more pants!"

    "I don't need more security, I need pants."

    "Jedi business. Go back to your pants."

    "I do not like this idea of pants."
  20. uruseiranma Jedi Knight

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    Mar 19, 2002
    star 1
    "My obtuse little friend, if they had wanted our pants, they would have asked for them!"

    "Weeell, whadoya know? I haven't zipped one of these since I was pants-pectin on Sub-terrel."

    "Lost his pants, MAster Obi-wan has. How embarassing, how embarassing!"

    "Oh my! Zip me up! Pants making pants! How perverse!"

    "What's all this noise? Oh, a frat party! There's been some terrible mistake, I'm programmed for T.P.-ing not pantsing!"

    "Die Khaki-dogs! Oh, what did I say?!"

    "Excuse me, I'm pantsed I can't zip up!"

  21. Ironflak Jedi Knight

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    Mar 25, 2002
    star 1
    Obi-Wan: Depends on what, Dex?
    Dex: On how good your manners are and how big your... PANTS are!

    Obi-Wan: Well, Dex, if pants could think there would be none of us here, would there?

    Obi-Wan: Tell me, Prime Minister, when my Master first contacted you about the pants, did he say who they were for?
  22. bousharde Jedi Knight

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    May 21, 2002
    star 1
    "The force is strong in my family: my father had it, I have it, and... my pants have it."
  23. tomm4004 Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
    star 1
    (sorry if this is a repeat)

    "You know Master, I couldn't find a pair of pants that I really liked. With an open cockpit, and the right zipper capabilities."
  24. Bail-AnBillies Jedi Master

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    May 21, 2002
    star 4
    "My pants should not have come back" -Padme on her pants returning to Coruscant
  25. Anakin_Skywalker20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 16, 2000
    star 5
    If her pants Didn't come back....to coruscant... then...she'd be...um...in her...underwear?/
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