Attack of the Pants!

"There's an unusual concentration of Federation pants over there, R4."

"Put the pants down!"

"Anakin, don't let your personal pants get in the way!"

"If Master Obi-Wan caught me in these pants, He'd be very grumpy."

Padme: "See the steam rising from those pants?"

Watto: "Hmm. Letta me check-a my pants..."

"Our mentors see more of our pants than we would like...it's the only way we grow."

"It's not fair, obi wan is jealous, he's holding my pants!"

"You're focusing on the pants again, Anakin. Relax."

"Your pants betray you, be mindful of your pants."

Padme: "I truly... deeply... love... your pants"

Forgive me if someone has already done these, but:

"Are pants allowed to love?"

"I'm in charge of pants here m'lady."

"I shall pants a grand army of the republic..."

Hehe, this is funny.

PADMÉ: Thank you, Master Yoda. Do you have any idea who was behind the pants?

PALPATINE: Master Jedi, may I suggest that
the Senator be placed under the protection of your pants?

OBI-WAN: You're using her as pants??

OBI-WAN: Jedi's pants is his most precious possession.

YODA: The Council is confident in this decision, Obi-Wan.

Countdooku/Obi-1

OB1-"i have been tracking some pants named Jango Fett, have you heard of them?"

CD-"there are no pant here that i am aware of, the geonesions dont trust them"

CD-"i wish Qui-gon was alive , i could use his pants"




CD-"and what if i told you the republic was in control by pants"

OB1-"no thats not possible the jedi would be aware of it"

CD- "The dark side of the force has clouded their pants my young friend"

CD-"hundreds of senators are under the contol of these pants"

Dooku: "It is obvious that my pants are far greater than yours. Now, Pants down!"

Waun Te: " And remember, if you need more Pants, it will take more time to grow them."

These pants are your life!

http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=6723836&replies=158

the true source of humor in this galaxy, the UNDERPANTS thread..

The Nexu: "Paaaaaannnntsss!"


Watto: "Maybe you can..uh..help me out with uh some pants..."

Obi Wan nuetralizing Dooku's force lightning in his lightsaber: "I don't think pants."
(ok, maybe not)

Duel of the Fates orchestral choir as Anakin rides through Tatooine on his speeder: "pants pants pants pants pants pants...."

"What would Padme do if she were in your pants?"

"She would do her duty."

this is so hilarious.

"I think Count Pants is behind the assasination."
"That's not possible, he was once a Jedi. It's not in his pants."
"... and then we ended up in aggressive pants."
"Aggressive pants?"
"Pants with a lightsaber"
"Dello Pantagates"

Aggressive negotiations; what's that?
Negotiations with pants.

Oh, I'm beside my pants!

I guess I was wrong, there was no danger at all... *PANTS*

PloKloon!! !!!! That's one of the best!

I actually fell off my chair laughing at some of these - keep 'em coming!

"M'lady, you are still in pants."

"Chancellor, please! I don't want any more pants!"

"I don't need more security, I need pants."

"Jedi business. Go back to your pants."

"I do not like this idea of pants."

"My obtuse little friend, if they had wanted our pants, they would have asked for them!"

"Weeell, whadoya know? I haven't zipped one of these since I was pants-pectin on Sub-terrel."

"Lost his pants, MAster Obi-wan has. How embarassing, how embarassing!"

"Oh my! Zip me up! Pants making pants! How perverse!"

"What's all this noise? Oh, a frat party! There's been some terrible mistake, I'm programmed for T.P.-ing not pantsing!"

"Die Khaki-dogs! Oh, what did I say?!"

"Excuse me, I'm pantsed I can't zip up!"

Obi-Wan: Depends on what, Dex?
Dex: On how good your manners are and how big your... PANTS are!

Obi-Wan: Well, Dex, if pants could think there would be none of us here, would there?

Obi-Wan: Tell me, Prime Minister, when my Master first contacted you about the pants, did he say who they were for?

"The force is strong in my family: my father had it, I have it, and... my pants have it."

(sorry if this is a repeat)

"You know Master, I couldn't find a pair of pants that I really liked. With an open cockpit, and the right zipper capabilities."

"My pants should not have come back" -Padme on her pants returning to Coruscant

If her pants Didn't come back....to coruscant... then...she'd be...um...in her...underwear?/