Attack of the Pants!

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by solojones, Jun 1, 2002.

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  1. Arfour_Peeseventeen Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    OBI-WAN:"I have a strong feeling that this bounty hunter are the pants we're looking for."
  2. Arfour_Peeseventeen Jedi Master

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    Jun 2, 2002
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    AT NABOO LAKE RETREAT BALCONY...

    ANAKIN
    (eyes closed)
    Don't go.

    PAMDE
    I don't want to disturb you.

    ANAKIN
    Your pants are soothing.
  3. CwrnPuppet Jedi Master

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    May 19, 2002
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    "The pants! Remember your failure in the pants!"
  4. desann Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
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    Anakin to Padme as they left for Naboo

    "Don't worry, we have pants"
  5. RaptorRage Force Ghost

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    Nov 17, 2001
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    Have to give credit to the classic line:

    "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
  6. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    OK, I've got all of the quotes compiled now, and I'm getting ready to put them on the web... be back in a minute...

    -sj
  7. solojones Chosen One

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    ...And here we go! Here's the link to the archives of the Attack of the Pants quotes :D

    Attack of the Pants!

    Good job everyone :)

    -sj
  8. JediMasterWilkyCrlis Jedi Knight

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    May 19, 2002
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    "They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a pant army."
  9. Hand_of_Lando Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 5, 2002

    "you all have stolen the pants!"
  10. solojones Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2000
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    There are already 325 quotes on the site... go visit it :)

    -sj
  11. netslave Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2002
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    woohoo, good job solojones! you really should submit this to the TF.N guys and see if they will put it in the Humor section of the site!
  12. solojones Chosen One

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    I did, and now I'm just waiting... ;)

    -sj
  13. SATCHMO-FETT Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 21, 2002
    "master yoda."
    "count dockers."

    "i do not like this idea of wearing cargo pants."

    "you do know that count dockers only wears chinos. he couldn't wear cargos, it's not in his wardrobe."
  14. wan-bo-tak Jedi Master

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    Nov 10, 2001
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    "Pain, suffering....pants I feel. Young skywalker is in tight pants"

  15. PadawanNick Force Ghost

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    Jun 6, 2001
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    Taun Wei(sp?): Hello Boba, are your pants home.
    Boba: Yup.
    Taun Wei: May we see them?

    ...

    Jango: Always a pleasure to meet pants.
    Obi: Have you ever been in pants?
    Jango: Once or twice.
    Obi: Recently?
    Jango: Possibly.

    ...

    Jango: Pack your pants, Boba. We're leaving.

    Boba: Dad! Look!
    Jango: Get into the pants Boba!

    --- fighting ---
    --- Jango falls over the ledge ---

    Obi: Oh, not pants.

    Have fun!

    [EDIT:
    One more... in the arena...

    Ani: What about Padme?
    Obi: She seems to be on top of pants.

    Have fun!
    ]
  16. Darth_Top_Hat Jedi Padawan

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    May 15, 2001
    "Get him, Dad! Get his pants"

    Altime best is
    "Hold your fire. No pants aboard."
  17. Master_Splinter Jedi Padawan

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    May 29, 2002
    "Obi Wan, you must have faith that he will wear the right pants"
  18. Master_Splinter Jedi Padawan

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    May 29, 2002
    "Artoo be carefull, you might burn my pants"
  19. narz Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 6, 2002
    Search out with your pants Luke

    or

    I cant see anything with the blast pants down.
  20. PadawanNick Force Ghost

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    Jun 6, 2001
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    Couple more from the chase scene:

    All Obi:

    "I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is pants!"

    "How many times have a told you to stay away from pants!"

    "Great. You've lost pants."

    "I hate it when he does pants."

    "These pants are your life."

    "Why do I get the feeling that pants will be the death of me?"

    "I'm going to the bar. .... To get pants."

    =========

    Have fun.
  21. Anakin_Skywalker20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 16, 2000
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    Luke: Leia, do you remember your pants? your real pants?

    Leia: just a little bit... they got shrunked.

    Luke: Tell me

    Leia: they were...irritating...rough..but tight. why are you asking me this?

    Luke: I have no memory of my pants. I never wore them...
  22. 800-pound-ewok Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 7, 2002
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    ANAKIN: you are in my very PANTS tormenting me!
  23. Anakin_Skywalker20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 16, 2000
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    Padme: My pants should not have come back!
    Obiwan: you will follow my pants, young one.

    Nute: Her pants can't do that. shoot them down or something.
  24. JohnWilliams00 Jedi Master

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    One from TPM:

    Yoda: "How feel you?"

    Anakin: "Cold sir."

    Ki-Adi: "Your thoughts dwell on your pants?"

    Anakin: "I miss them."

    Yoda: "See through you, we can. Afraid you lost your pants, are you?"

    Anakin: "What's that got to do with anything?"

    Yoda: "EVERYTHING! No pants leads to chills, chills leads to shrinkage, shrinkage....leads to embarassment. I sense much chills in you."
  25. PadawanNick Force Ghost

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    Jun 6, 2001
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    OK, just can't resist the Dark Side on this one....

    Yoda:
    Ah, truely wonderful, the pants of child is.

    Have fun!
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