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Attack of the Pants!

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by solojones, Jun 1, 2002.

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  1. Arfour_Peeseventeen

    Arfour_Peeseventeen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OBI-WAN:"I have a strong feeling that this bounty hunter are the pants we're looking for."
     
  2. Arfour_Peeseventeen

    Arfour_Peeseventeen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    AT NABOO LAKE RETREAT BALCONY...

    ANAKIN
    (eyes closed)
    Don't go.

    PAMDE
    I don't want to disturb you.

    ANAKIN
    Your pants are soothing.
     
  3. CwrnPuppet

    CwrnPuppet Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 19, 2002
    "The pants! Remember your failure in the pants!"
     
  4. desann

    desann Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 24, 2002
    Anakin to Padme as they left for Naboo

    "Don't worry, we have pants"
     
  5. RaptorRage

    RaptorRage Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 17, 2001
    Have to give credit to the classic line:

    "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
     
  6. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    OK, I've got all of the quotes compiled now, and I'm getting ready to put them on the web... be back in a minute...

    -sj
     
  7. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    ...And here we go! Here's the link to the archives of the Attack of the Pants quotes :D

    [link=http://www.angelfire.com/film/sw/Pants.html]Attack of the Pants![/link]

    Good job everyone :)

    -sj
     
  8. JediMasterWilkyCrlis

    JediMasterWilkyCrlis Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 19, 2002
    "They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a pant army."
     
  9. Hand_of_Lando

    Hand_of_Lando Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002

    "you all have stolen the pants!"
     
  10. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    There are already 325 quotes on the site... go visit it :)

    -sj
     
  11. netslave

    netslave Jedi Youngling star 2

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    May 30, 2002
    woohoo, good job solojones! you really should submit this to the TF.N guys and see if they will put it in the Humor section of the site!
     
  12. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    I did, and now I'm just waiting... ;)

    -sj
     
  13. SATCHMO-FETT

    SATCHMO-FETT Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 21, 2002
    "master yoda."
    "count dockers."

    "i do not like this idea of wearing cargo pants."

    "you do know that count dockers only wears chinos. he couldn't wear cargos, it's not in his wardrobe."
     
  14. wan-bo-tak

    wan-bo-tak Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Pain, suffering....pants I feel. Young skywalker is in tight pants"

     
  15. PadawanNick

    PadawanNick Jedi Master star 4

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    Taun Wei(sp?): Hello Boba, are your pants home.
    Boba: Yup.
    Taun Wei: May we see them?

    ...

    Jango: Always a pleasure to meet pants.
    Obi: Have you ever been in pants?
    Jango: Once or twice.
    Obi: Recently?
    Jango: Possibly.

    ...

    Jango: Pack your pants, Boba. We're leaving.

    Boba: Dad! Look!
    Jango: Get into the pants Boba!

    --- fighting ---
    --- Jango falls over the ledge ---

    Obi: Oh, not pants.

    Have fun!

    [EDIT:
    One more... in the arena...

    Ani: What about Padme?
    Obi: She seems to be on top of pants.

    Have fun!
    ]
     
  16. Darth_Top_Hat

    Darth_Top_Hat Jedi Youngling

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    May 15, 2001
    "Get him, Dad! Get his pants"

    Altime best is
    "Hold your fire. No pants aboard."
     
  17. Master_Splinter

    Master_Splinter Jedi Youngling

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    May 29, 2002
    "Obi Wan, you must have faith that he will wear the right pants"
     
  18. Master_Splinter

    Master_Splinter Jedi Youngling

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    May 29, 2002
    "Artoo be carefull, you might burn my pants"
     
  19. narz

    narz Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 6, 2002
    Search out with your pants Luke

    or

    I cant see anything with the blast pants down.
     
  20. PadawanNick

    PadawanNick Jedi Master star 4

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    Couple more from the chase scene:

    All Obi:

    "I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is pants!"

    "How many times have a told you to stay away from pants!"

    "Great. You've lost pants."

    "I hate it when he does pants."

    "These pants are your life."

    "Why do I get the feeling that pants will be the death of me?"

    "I'm going to the bar. .... To get pants."

    =========

    Have fun.
     
  21. Anakin_Skywalker20

    Anakin_Skywalker20 Jedi Master star 5

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    Luke: Leia, do you remember your pants? your real pants?

    Leia: just a little bit... they got shrunked.

    Luke: Tell me

    Leia: they were...irritating...rough..but tight. why are you asking me this?

    Luke: I have no memory of my pants. I never wore them...
     
  22. 800-pound-ewok

    800-pound-ewok Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 7, 2002
    ANAKIN: you are in my very PANTS tormenting me!
     
  23. Anakin_Skywalker20

    Anakin_Skywalker20 Jedi Master star 5

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    Padme: My pants should not have come back!
    Obiwan: you will follow my pants, young one.

    Nute: Her pants can't do that. shoot them down or something.
     
  24. JohnWilliams00

    JohnWilliams00 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 29, 2002
    One from TPM:

    Yoda: "How feel you?"

    Anakin: "Cold sir."

    Ki-Adi: "Your thoughts dwell on your pants?"

    Anakin: "I miss them."

    Yoda: "See through you, we can. Afraid you lost your pants, are you?"

    Anakin: "What's that got to do with anything?"

    Yoda: "EVERYTHING! No pants leads to chills, chills leads to shrinkage, shrinkage....leads to embarassment. I sense much chills in you."
     
  25. PadawanNick

    PadawanNick Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 6, 2001
    OK, just can't resist the Dark Side on this one....

    Yoda:
    Ah, truely wonderful, the pants of child is.

    Have fun!
     
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