Attack of the Pants!

OBI-WAN:"I have a strong feeling that this bounty hunter are the pants we're looking for."

 

AT NABOO LAKE RETREAT BALCONY...

ANAKIN
(eyes closed)
Don't go.

PAMDE
I don't want to disturb you.

ANAKIN
Your pants are soothing.

 

"The pants! Remember your failure in the pants!"

 

Anakin to Padme as they left for Naboo

"Don't worry, we have pants"

 

Have to give credit to the classic line:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

 

OK, I've got all of the quotes compiled now, and I'm getting ready to put them on the web... be back in a minute...

-sj

 

...And here we go! Here's the link to the archives of the Attack of the Pants quotes

Attack of the Pants!

Good job everyone

-sj

 

"They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a pant army."

 

"you all have stolen the pants!"

 

There are already 325 quotes on the site... go visit it

-sj

 

woohoo, good job solojones! you really should submit this to the TF.N guys and see if they will put it in the Humor section of the site!

 

I did, and now I'm just waiting...

-sj

 

"master yoda."
"count dockers."

"i do not like this idea of wearing cargo pants."

"you do know that count dockers only wears chinos. he couldn't wear cargos, it's not in his wardrobe."

 

"Pain, suffering....pants I feel. Young skywalker is in tight pants"

 

Taun Wei(sp?): Hello Boba, are your pants home.
Boba: Yup.
Taun Wei: May we see them?

...

Jango: Always a pleasure to meet pants.
Obi: Have you ever been in pants?
Jango: Once or twice.
Obi: Recently?
Jango: Possibly.

...

Jango: Pack your pants, Boba. We're leaving.

Boba: Dad! Look!
Jango: Get into the pants Boba!

--- fighting ---
--- Jango falls over the ledge ---

Obi: Oh, not pants.

Have fun!

[EDIT:
One more... in the arena...

Ani: What about Padme?
Obi: She seems to be on top of pants.

Have fun!
]

 

"Get him, Dad! Get his pants"

Altime best is
"Hold your fire. No pants aboard."

 

"Obi Wan, you must have faith that he will wear the right pants"

 

"Artoo be carefull, you might burn my pants"

 

Search out with your pants Luke

or

I cant see anything with the blast pants down.

 

Couple more from the chase scene:

All Obi:

"I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is pants!"

"How many times have a told you to stay away from pants!"

"Great. You've lost pants."

"I hate it when he does pants."

"These pants are your life."

"Why do I get the feeling that pants will be the death of me?"

"I'm going to the bar. .... To get pants."

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Have fun.

 

Luke: Leia, do you remember your pants? your real pants?

Leia: just a little bit... they got shrunked.

Luke: Tell me

Leia: they were...irritating...rough..but tight. why are you asking me this?

Luke: I have no memory of my pants. I never wore them...

 

ANAKIN: you are in my very PANTS tormenting me!

 

Padme: My pants should not have come back!
Obiwan: you will follow my pants, young one.

Nute: Her pants can't do that. shoot them down or something.

 

One from TPM:

Yoda: "How feel you?"

Anakin: "Cold sir."

Ki-Adi: "Your thoughts dwell on your pants?"

Anakin: "I miss them."

Yoda: "See through you, we can. Afraid you lost your pants, are you?"

Anakin: "What's that got to do with anything?"

Yoda: "EVERYTHING! No pants leads to chills, chills leads to shrinkage, shrinkage....leads to embarassment. I sense much chills in you."

 

OK, just can't resist the Dark Side on this one....

Yoda:
Ah, truely wonderful, the pants of child is.

Have fun!