Attack of the Pants!

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  1. Lightsabel2 Jedi Master

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    May 18, 2002
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    Obi-Wan: Do you know who you were hired to kill?

    Anakin: Pants Us! PANTS US NOW!
  2. PadawanNick Force Ghost

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    Jun 6, 2001
    star 4
    Followed by Zam's death and Obi's ballistics analysis:

    "Toxic pants!"

    Have fun.
  3. grand_admiral_ewok Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2001
    star 4
    I had to save this thread from relegation to the third page!

    It must be brought to the forefront. I have no originality whatsoever so here's a line that was probably already covered:

    'A wonderful thing, a child's pants are'. Hmm, what do you mean, Yoda?
  4. dehrian Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 18, 1999
    star 6
    "They're animals! And I pantsed them like animals!"

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    "I truly... deeply... love your pants."

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    "She can't do that! Somebody pants her or something."

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    "We'll take him together. You go in slow on the left-"
    "No, I'm pantsing him now."

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    "We will find out who's trying to pants you, Padme. I promise."
  5. Qui-Gon_Jimison Jedi Knight

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    Sep 20, 2000
    star 1
    Then we decided to come rescue you
    Good pants!
  6. darth_boy Jedi Master

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    Apr 1, 2001
    star 7
    Dont worry SJ would have saved it anyway, like she usually does :p
  7. Qui-Gon_Jimison Jedi Knight

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    Sep 20, 2000
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    I'm pretty sure most of these haven't been done before:

    PADME: We'd be living in pants, Ani. Pants we couldn't keep even if we tried. I couldn't do that. Could you, Anakin? Could you live in pants?

    PADME: I'm not afraid to dye... I've been dyeing pants ever since you came back into my life..

    PADME: I'm not afraid to die... I've been dying a little each day ever since you came back into my pants...

    3PO: I am PROGRAMMED to understand humans!
    R2: Beep-boop!
    3PO: What does that MEAN? It means I am in pants here!

  8. Anakin_Skywalker20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 16, 2000
    star 5
    Don't mind if I do!!! :D

    Anakin: From the moment I spanked you, a day hasn't gone by since i spanked you and now that im with you now, im in agony. The closer i get to you, the worse the spanking gets. Im haunted by the spank you gave me, hoping it wouldn't become a scar. Your in my VERY pants! Tormenting me!!
  9. Anakin_Skywalker20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 16, 2000
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    Padme: Please don't spank me like that.

    Anakin: Why not?

    Padme: it makes me feel itchy. :D
  10. Only_2 Jedi Youngling

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    May 21, 2002
    star 3
    Pants, shorts, short-shorts I feel! Young Skywalker is in terrible pants!
  11. Darth_SMITTIUS Jedi Master

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    Jun 16, 2002
    star 1
    HAHA, i forgot all about this pants thing!
    Here goes:

    Obi-Wan: "We'll take his pants together"
    Ani: "I'll take his pants right now!"

    Obi-Wan: "These pants are your LIFE!"

    Anakin to Padme: "We could keep it in my pants..."
    Padme: "We'd be living a lie. Could you live in those pants Anakin?"
  12. mustang_dvs Jedi Knight

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    Jun 17, 1999
    star 2
    Just wanted to pull these pants UP!

    :D
  13. J-E-D-I Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 2, 2002
    OBI-WAN: "Anakin, how meny times do I tell you to stay away from pants!"
  14. J-E-D-I Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 2, 2002
    ANAKIN: "Someday I will have on the most powerful pants ever"
  15. J-E-D-I Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 2, 2002
    PADME: I truly deeply love your pants, and I wnat you to know before we die"
  16. J-E-D-I Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 2, 2002
    ANAKIN: "We decided to come and rescue you"

    OBI-WAN: "Good pants!" :)
  17. J-E-D-I Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 2, 2002
    ANAKIN: "Put your pants down"

    OBI-WAN: "Don't let your personal feelings get in the way. We've got a job to do."


  18. J-E-D-I Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 2, 2002
    ANAKIN: "Sorry master, I forgot you don't like pants" :D
  19. J-E-D-I Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 2, 2002
    Sorry if what I posted has already been posted. :)
  20. PlastiqPhantom Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 26, 2002
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    Luke: You failed your highness, I'm pants, like my father before me!

    Count Dooku: Surely you can't pants better!!

    R2-D2: Pants! pants... pants pants! PANTS!!!

    Yoda: Mmmm. Lost his pants master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarassing.

    Stormtrooper: Look Sir! Pants!

    Ki-Adi-Mundi: Your thoughts dwell on your pants.

    I apologize if someone had already done some of these, but I'm lazy and i'm not going to read them all.
  21. A-New-Hope Jedi Knight

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    Jul 22, 2002
    star 2
    "So where is this Jango Fett"..."Oh, we keep him here, in our pants"

    The pants here are soft, and smooth.

    Anakin! Anakin! PANTSSSSSSSSS!

    If it's not in our pants, it doesn't exist!

    Did the Jedi Council ever approve the creation of a Pants Army?
  22. AUNTIE_JEDI Jedi Master

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    Jul 30, 2002
    star 4
    OBI-WAN: "We are not going through this exercise again, Anakin. You will pay attention to my pants."


    PADME:"You had pants again last night."

    ANAKIN:"Jedi don't have pants."


    ANAKIN:"Jedi business, go back to your pants!"
  23. I_WAS_JUST_BANNED Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 5, 2002
    star 1
    "Our ability to wear pants is diminished..."

    "I will not see these pants split it two."

    "Your pants more than my undies."

    "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way into your pants."

    "Bo-ba! Nictu tammano, Pants!"

    "What if I told you the pants were being controlled by the Dark Lord of the Thong?"
  24. DarthSithLord Force Ghost

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    Jul 12, 2001
    star 4
  25. forever_jedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 5
    "Look R4, there's our missing pants."


    "I haven't seen you this tense since.....since we fell into those pants."
    "You fell into those pants, Master, and I had to come and rescue you."


    "Go and find your pants."
    "Where are you going, Master?"
    "To get my pants."
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