Attack of the Vikings! Prepare for the potato crisp war!

Attention!

We, the insane and unpredictable beings in FanForce Sweden, have ran out of potato crisps.

If you do not immediately supply us with enough potato crisps(including Kettle Chips(TM) and a lot of vinegar crisps for our beloved GSADMINCOACHEMPERORRULERPRESIDENTTSARMINISTERQUEEN) to last for a cruise around the GFFA we promise a war without mercy. Since "crisps" is spelled "chips" in Swedish, we'll take your chips as well. Oh, btw, we'll just take everything that's deep fried.

We are already preparing our muffin catapults, and have a lot of other secret weapons in store.

We give you until tomorrow 6 pm (CET) to comply to our demands. Save yourself the misery and mayhem that earlier has been brought upon FF Canada, the Swedish starwars.nu forum and Starwars.com.

Oh, and by the way, if you start using the metric system, we'll even invite you on our voyage.

 

[Braveheart] You can take our crisps and chips but you'll never take our mushy peas!![/braveheart]

 

If you take all our fried food what will us unhealthy Brits live off?

*arms herself with cabbages, yoghurt and other health food items in preparation for the war to come*

 

If you want them, come and claim them!

 

We will, Jedi_Learner...we will.

*keeps on preparing her Swedish fighting-muffin*

Did anyone see where I put the concrete?

 

where is Mushy Pea Man when you need him!

you can't have our crisps! but say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

 

*Sigh* Here we go again.

//Starts hiding all the junk food....

MCR, i think they should be allowed the Mushy Peas mate, that'll put a swift end to this!

 

*wild-eyed look from lack of crisps*

You don't want to mess with the High Priestess of the Swedish TAWG cult!

 

//swoops in when he is called

I am here to save my friends The Chips who are close neighbours to The Peas.

//destroys all IKEA shops in the country

 

*swoons*

the protector of the Pea!

with his rapid repsonse it's almost as if he had an alter-ego that also frequents the boards

*opens up a pack of Salt and Vinegar McCoys and downs the packet in record time*

Bring it on!

 

//Burns own Ikea furniture....

All hail the Mushy Pea Man!!!!

He has come to save us!

EDIT//

Well Stuey, it's no different from your alter-ego, Rambles.

 

Yoshi they aren't taking ANY of our food.

//throws flat-packed furniture at pesky swedes

and you can take back all these bloody alan-keys!

 

*burns effigy of Ulrika Johnsson on a fire made out of an Ikea table that went drastically wrong (i never read the instruction)*

 

Noooooo Stuey, don't burn Ulrika.ka.ka.ka!!!!

//Throws buckets of fish heads at the Swedes...

 

*looks around her home and realises that she has no Ikea furniture*

*embarrassingly looks at her records and CDs and takes a hammer to her Abba collection*

 

*calls Svennis on the phone*

Ja, hej, ja, det var länge sedan...Ja, du vet, vi har ett litet problem med det där odrägliga chipsätande engelsmännen i FFUK, och vi behöver din hjälp...ja, vi vet ju att du alltid ställer upp för en landsman. Jo, om du kunde ta och hälla lite sömnmedel i dina spelares te så skulle vi vara dig evigt tacksamma...Ja, just det...Ja, jättebra! Tack så mycket! Hälsa Ulrika...

*turns back to the FFUK with a mad smile on her lips* Well, well, if I were you I would not be surprised when all your beloved football players falls asleep in the middle of a game...

 

I want every man and strong lad able to bear arms, to be ready for battle by nightfall. We will cover the causeway and the gate from above. No army has ever breached the deeping wall or set foot inside this forum.

 

no army has ever breached the FFUK!

i say we launch a counter-offensive! sometimes the best defense is a good offesnce, i think we should invade the Swedish forum!

 

*uses a handy catapult that someone left outside her house to fire shards of CD and vinyl at the approaching hoards*

Our players always fall asleep in the middle of a game - we have come to love them for it

 

Ah, I see...we Swedes love our players for winning, but that might be a little hard for you, I understand...

*ignores Rogue_Fan's deadline since the treacherous British seem to have started the war already*

Btw, according to GL, Big DV is Swedish, so I'm sure he'll be very mad about this...as a loyal servant to the Helmeted One I declare you Enemies of the Sheep!

*starts throwing small, hard sheep at the evil, greedy British!

Beware of the Sheep Side!

 

Stand back guys I'm Welsh, i have experience with this kind of attack!

*catches every sheep thrown at the forum and takes them into the shed for 'protection'*

 

*sharpens the knives and picks the mint from the garden*

*starts to peel the potatoes for roasties*

Guess it's mutton for Sunday roast chaps

 

dam it stuey not now, there's a war on!

 

*comes out of the shed pulling up his trouser*

sorry, i ummm *cough* needed the bathroom

*fashions a big stick from all the broken flat-pack furniture laying around and proceeds to poke the Swede's front line*