Attention FFUK: This is war!

That's right, you heard me.

We, the Suckpuppets of the JC, are declaring war on the British Isles. The victor gets to keep this forum. The loser shall be vanquished to the netherworld of Sci-Fi 3D. So stop the Suck... if you can.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

I like sucking...

 

Lollies just wont be the same then

 

@ Westy

 

//stands at Calais lining up the trebuchets

 

*informs Guiness Book of Records of amazing feat about to be done*

 

LOL @ TK

 

I can suck better than any other FF UKer so there's no contest

 

I dunno D_Q, that SuckMuppet seems to be doing a pretty good job of sucking so far.

 

Muffins, you say? My army can tend to that...

*pelts all FFUKers with muffins*

AHAHAHA!!! The Swedes strike back!

 

Give us yer women and we'll let ya live!!!

*looks at Yoshi for support*

 

Depends what he's sucking at though

I think us FF UKers are seasoned war winners so we have nothing to fear from some random loony Yosh

Deluded thrall he / she is coming here and attempting to wage war

Edit - wanders over to suckmuppet and slaps him round the back of the head and sends them crying back the their mommy

 

You shall never have the women!

*joins Suckpuppet in the muffin-catapulting*

 

//eats muffins

//still prefers sucking

 

*to our women*

ready your muffs... muffins i mean!!!!

fire!!!

 

No worries TK, i'm right here with ya. But i have had enough of these stupid little games.

//Presses the big red button, wipes France off the face of the map...

And don't come back ya eejit!

 

Indeed, with all of my sucky minions, this forum shall be ours!!!

//rides by on horseback and nabs TK_Four_Two_one

 

I'm sure that if the eloquent Jamie69 were here his words would be along the line of;

"OI! SUCKPUPPET! SUCK OFF!"

 

mmmmm!!! actually those muffins aint half bad!!!


OI!!! KEEP EM COMIN!!!

EDIT: oh rite!!! i'm nabbed!!! do i scream like a girl at this point???

 

TK

*sniggers as the last bits of France rain down all over the place*

Well.... that's the end of that then

*pats Yosh on the back* Well done lad I'm proud of you

 

But there is so much of Europe left for us to set up camp in.

 

You're welcome to it.

 

Except the other countries aren't nearly as worthy of our suckiness as is the UK.

 

//Takes looooooooong ranged sniper rifle and shoots DLMS in the head...

 

Are we supposed to be grateful?