Attention: today is my last day....

For thousands of years, the ancient prophecies of mankind have foretold endless war in the middle east. This has been inexorably coming to pass in recent decades, and looks set to continue.

Now... screw that... whatcha gonna do next with the ice cream, LV?

Hey... anybody's welcome to watch! We're not bashful!

 

another time maybe, I think if CA or AW saw what I would like to do to you and the ice cream I would get a permanent ban

 

Well I can think of one excercise you can do in bed that burns lots of calories... what a diet... you never eat cos you don't get out of bed and you excercise regularly I think I'll copyright it market it... do you think it would work?

 

plays dumb


what?

 

I like that kinda exercise..
..havent done that in a while tho

 

Whatever could you ladies be talking about?
Isometrics, maybe?

 

iso what?

 

does it include a vibrating wand of some sorts?

 

lmao

 

I was talking about knitting of course... tsk what could you people have thought I meant LMAO I've told you I'm a parragon of virtue... me's sweet and innocent

Isometrics is a muscle excercise... quite good too though and yeah it could be called that

Vibrating wand LOL

 

lmao

I am more sweet and innocent than both of you to put together

 

Nu uh, J. Don't try and put that one over on me.

 

Didn't the fairy godmother use some kind of "vibrating wand"? Or am I thinking about the wrong version here?

 

OH YEAH... *cough*nonesense*cough*

 

lol

ok you know me better than that, especially after out lil talk last year at the BBQ

 

Damn straight.

And as far as the fairy godmother and her mystical vibrating magical wand.....well, I hear there's a lotion that comes with it.

 

You may have thought it was your faity godmother hon

 

ask arun or chet about that, they know all about those types of creams

 

OMG I love this place... Thankyou DS for suggesting I come here... I can't thank you enough babe

 

Whoooo! I'm getting dizzy. Fumes of bulls*&+ are about to knock me over. Those two couldn't find the bottle if they were sitting on it.

 

This from the woman who once dedicated an entire thread in the JC about how I should be whipped with a wet noodle.

 

lmao @beth yea think your right there

 

Damn, the good ol days.

I did? To you? Did you use another name? The years are starting to run into each other.

 

WHIPPED WITH A WET NOODLE... that's a classic... just the one of a few! Why aren't there more men here willing to have a little fun though... ??

 

they are all asleep now

I can ring CA if you like, wake him up and get him online