ATTN: I'm depressed

There's no light in this place, dangit. The blinds are always shut so the JCers won't see farraday and Jjanda's orgy parties, and the bloody valences are pitch black. Why must the valences be black?

My happiness is being absorbed by fabric. Help.

 

If we invite you to the next orgy will you feel better?

 

It is another dark and dismal day. The soft rain only adds to the dreary mood of this place.

-Seldon

 

I hurt myself today.

 

I got a sunburn.

 

Jjanda: No. You know how insecure I am about my body.

Seldon: Precisely.

Revelation:

Jim: Stop toying with my emotions!

 

Here's a phone card, call someone who cares.

 

That's quite an adept updating of the old saying, farry.

And might I add quite manholish.