AU vig. (single post) Anakin on Fatherhood (Humor)

I don't know if I've posted this here or not... I know I PM'd it to a few folks and it's on FF.net but either way a bit of sillyness on my part.



Anakin on Fatherhood.



Leia is all grown up and at 16, is going on her latest date. As with all children, the subject of curfew has come up and has resulted in an argument.



"But Da-ddy" Leia whined. "Han is such a nice guy, and he's promised to take care of me!"



"11 o'clock! No later," Anakin relented. He had often indulged his daughter, much to Padme's dismay, but this time was determined to stand firm.



"But everyone else is staying out until at least midnight!" whined Leia, a Skywalker in every sense of the word.



Anakin glared at the scruffy young man standing beside her. He knew the type all too well. Young, cocky... just like himself at that age.



"And you have your own ship?" Anakin asked? "Is it SAFE?"



"She'll make point five past light speed..."



"I didn't ask you if it was fast," Anakin growled. He turned to his daughter, who was sulking petulantly. "11:30, that's the latest..."



"Midnight!" she pleaded.



"Midnight..." Han agreed. Suddenly he began gasping and started to turn a little blue.



"11..." said Anakin inorexibly, unmindful of the fact that his daughter's date was slowly sinking to the floor, grasping his throat.



"11:30..." Leia began, then seeing Han's condition she cried out, "Daddy stop that! Alright! You win!! 11!! 11!!"



Han started wheezing and gasping...



Anakin turned back to his data pad, his point made clear.



Leia helped Han to his feet and they walked to the door.



"Nice..." wheezed Han.



"Oh that's nothing," replied Leia nervously. "You should have seen what happened to the boy who wanted to take me to the fly in holo shows... Daddy's force choke doesn't only work on the throat..."




*snicker*

 

Hee hee! I love this Viggie. Totally funny DB!

 

Lmao!
Poor Han!

 

I love the last line. Classic.

 

DB, that is hysterical!!!!!!!

 

Great stuff DB--very funny, especially the part about the "skywalker whine"

 

very silly.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was hilarious!


Bravo DarthBreezy!



OG

 

This is VERY cool to see so many replies to my bit of fun! It was poking around the head for a long time until the very ending finally cemented the piece into place!

 

Something tells me Guys won't find this all that amusing, though.

 

*good-natured groan* Oh, that was bad... in a funny way, of course.

Sreya

 

I'm a guy. (scroll up for this response to make sense)

 

Hee hee. Good job DB... you should expand it! include Padme and Luke, and those dreaded "Familt discussions..."

 

Hee hee! Very nice!

 

*cough*

 

*cracks up* Oh my goodness! *falls over laughing*

That was hilarious!

AQ

 

ROFLOL!!!
That is sooo funny!!

 

*snickers* Ooohh....thats bad

 

Digging it up for a freind...

 

I hope you write more of these -- I like 'em.

 

Hehe! Too funny! I once thought up a little AU scene about Leia bringing Han home to meet her folks.

Anakin: "So you're a..." (consults datapad) "...smuggler, in debt to the Hutts. You know, the Hutts once owned me as a slave."

(Han squirms.)

Leia: "Daddy!" (yells in the direction of kitchen) "Mooo-ooom...Daddy's being difficult again!"

Padme (carrying a tray of drinks): "Now, Ani, dear..."

 

Giving this hysterical story a bump.

 

Up again.

 

Wingardium leviosa!!!

 

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