Indi, IN Aunt Beru's Advice Abode: The doctor is in!

Beru Replies:

My Goodness! I go out to pick some mushrooms off the vaporators and everything here goes straight to Sith!

Dear The Gepper,

The answer to your problem is simple: beat the living sith out of Tatty until he/she is dead.

All the best,

Aunt Beru




Dear Xizor,

I don't think medication will help, but maybe 10 minutes of Vader's torture chamber will cure them.

Best Wishes,

Aunt Beru




Dear Jorg Sacul from C2,

I am sorry that you cannot take 'no' for an answer. Owen will always be my true love.
Get a life with a woman that's AVAILABLE!

All the best,

Aunt Beru

 

That's your advice, Beru? Murder? If I could just kill Tatty, well, I wouldn't have a problem. I'm pretty sure she's here to stay. She may lie dormant occasionally, but she's not going anywhere permanently. She's like one of those viruses.

Besides which, I could medicate myself, if I really needed it. It's not the worst idea, though.

 

See, Gepper, you can't get rid of me! Ha, ha! It's so sad that you go to a lonely, bored Tatooine housewife for advice on dealing with your own life. What does Beru know? You think she's getting lots of wisdom from what, those mushrooms?

Give it up, lady dentist. Tatty wins again.

 

I cannot help these two. Someone please put them out of their misery.

 

And I thoughtsies I was bad...at least all of my Socks don't have conversationsies with each other!

 

Well, Sockie, that is not entirely correct- we just don't have conversations on the IK thread with each other!

 

Aww, Summer is feeling a bit left out! Hey there Sockie and Nyght!

*waves HI to Tatty and Gepper*

 

Don't forget about me! *feels left out as well*

Come on, I know there are more Socks in the hamper yet, when are they going to make an appearance?

 

Well, ScarecrowAndMrsSock, the other Socks in my arsenal shall remain in the hamper until they are seriously needed. You are very lucky that I let you and SummerSock out to play!

(BTW- if anyone thought Gepper was strange, she ain't got nothing on me...when it comes to JC Socks!)

 

Eccentric...I'm eccentric. Strange is not the word for me, nor is it weird, odd, freakish, or disturbed.

 

You're a nutcase, Gepper...that's the word for you.

You can't stop me. You can only hope to slow me down.



Tatty

 

Beru, you heartless wench! Maybe TIE was right. I should send you a thermal detonator!

 

Inappropriate link removed.

 

Nice knowing you TK-1164

 

Beruvian Service Announcment:

The Great One has informed me that she is highly displeased at the turn her advice abode is taking. She desires that anything above rated PG go to another thread. And only nice socks are allowed!

 

Yes TK-1164, you cretin, stay out of my thread! As for the rest of you if you don't like it then tough.

No Blue Milk for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Beru

 

Beru you old windbag...

Nobody wants your crusty old rotten blue milk anyway...lol...not for at least, oh I don't know, say the last 100 years.

I'll be happy to leave this pit of lameness never to return again!!!


Luv,

TK-1164


PS: Best Wishes w/ the advice giving!

 

Dear ANT_BERU,

Fear not dear Beru I shall hunt down this infadel and lock him in my closet and not let him out until he repents.

Your advice is invaluable to the confused and heartbroken on this forum and should not be interrupted by such a rude and disruptive cad such as TK-1164!

 

Dear Aunt Beru,

Did you get the cookies I sent? If so, did I use too much baking soda? Everybody else says I did. I said that only one woman can truly decide if my baking skills are poor.

So, how were they?

 

Geez! I disappear for one stinkin' day, and this whole thread goes straight into chaos! I'm going to keep Tatty locked out of this thread so she doesn't cause any trouble.

Oh, and I too am curious as to how the cookies turned out.

 

Beru Replies:

Dear Jedi-Jeff,

Oh dear, those were cookies? I mistook them for the rocks I ordered off the home-shopping channel and placed them in my rock garden. Please be certain to label them more clearly next time. Needless to say, I was unable to sample them, but please do not give up the effort. Cooking is a noble art.
Again, thank you for thinking of me,

Best of luck,

Aunt Beru

 

Dear Aunt Beru,

i thought i had a monkey on my back, but really it was a prairie dog that had monkey pox.....


.... can i use some bacitracin on that or should i seek professional help?

 

Beru Replies:

Dear Lamerson,

Seek professional help immediately! You don't want to mess with monkey pox! And consdering your name, you may wish to seek other professional help. I sense low self esteem in anyone who has the word 'lame' as part of their name.

All the best,

Aunt Beru

 

Beru dosn't usually opine, but she sent me this.

Beru opines:

Dear Indy Knights,

Bad things always happen when people don't mind their own business. That happens every now and then in my cabbage-cooking club, and we do what we need to do to solve the problem.

I therefore support that nice little president in anything he needs to do to help the Knights at this time. I also beg those who want to leave to stick around. There is hope. Especially with this marvelous club! You are the best of all the pathetic people who write to me with their problems. Even Owen likes you.

All the best,

Aunt Beru