Austin, I am your father...no wait, your Grandfather - The New Geriatric WARD

?Yeah baby, yeah!?

?Do I make you randy, well do I??

?Who does #2 work for??
?That's right! Show that turd who's boss!?

DR. EVIL
A superstitious man, he leaves a
tiny keepsake on every victim he
kills. Scotland Yard would love to
get their hands on that piece of
evidence.

PATTY O'BRIEN
(heavy Irish accent)
Yes, they're always after me lucky
charms!

Everyone in the room tries to keep a straight face.

PATTY O'BRIEN
What? What? Why does everyone always
laugh when I say that? They are
after me lucky charms.

They cannot contain their LAUGHTER.

PATTY O'BRIEN
(angry)
What?

FRAU FARBISSINA
(through suppressed
laughter)
It's a television commercial with
this little cartoon Leprechaun who
is a benevolent imp who is very
concerned that these children will
steal his lucky charms which are
foodstuffs fashioned into various
shapes&emdash; hearts, moons, clovers,
what have you...
(pause)
It's a long story.




Still going strong?our 7th installment of the WARD. Oy Vey, us old farts can talk and talk. It?s nothing but ?My Harem girls?, brownies, Depends, Otis_the_Orderly and Green JELL-O.

Want a room in this masochistic (and flirtatious) society of old farts? Well, you need to meet a few of requirements.

1. Be at least of the age of 25.
2. Be a like-minded individual - For the 24 and under crowd that feels old. You have extra chores to do, like rub bunions and be a slave.
3. You need to PM Otis for a room.
4. And you need to stay active, or risk getting an Eviction notice to the Morgue Drawers when the next thread is started. The_Paul_Bearer would love the company.


Our History
The official Geriatric ward of the JC by darthmomm reached 13,330 posts.
Anyways...with lag times and all...we relocated to our new digs,
The WARD House (10,048 posts), but we were plagued with an infestation problem?bugs haunted us to no avail with every 25th post.
Senile City ? The Geritol Ward became the next destination.
After we discovered that we were no longer Senile?we were placed in The Crypt, to be tended by the Crypt Keeper.
Suddenly, the The Psycho Circus was built and we relocated to the plush new estate.
After the Psycho Circus exploded?we were all sent to the Coffin House ? Home of the UnDead because of ability to still breathe.


Now that we have filled that up, we have to come here now?



Room Assignments as of 6/24/04

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I would have had first post if it waswn't for OPPM!!!!!

 

Ooo...

This place smells too new...

It doesn't have the bodily fluid stench yet...

 

*knocks on the door then runs away*

 

Watches Liam_Anakin puke in the corner

There you go, FL. Body fluid spilled!

 

It doesn't have the bodily fluid stench yet...

Just give me a minute or two and I'll take care of that.

 

yeah...we haven't had the chance to properly christen the place.

 

Yay!

I'm so excited I can almost stand up for a few minutes.

 

I should really push the button for the nurse. Its been so long since I got a bed bath.

(probably because its been so long since I've posted in this thread)

sorry about that folks I blame my senility

 

Okay.. y'all have gone ahead and made me nausous.. thanks..

 

Hey! Wanna play pin the leeku on the Twi'lek?

Hmm *Sticks a pin into Destiny_Hope's back* Oo oops.. accident.

Sure, I'll play...


EDIT: Oh my, this place stinks!!!! Ugh!! You people are scary..

 

a nurse givin' me a sponge bath sounds like a good idea... I mean a sponge bath from the Wench sounds like a good idea...

 

Ooo...look! We've moved so many times, we've found malkie again!


*this time waits for Strife to move everything into their rooms...did too much dang moving yesterday so relaxes on the couch*

 

dashy, don't run away from us fogeys; we need a new slave to rub our wrinkled feet.

JSAT, you could have at least warned us earlier last night you were going to move us again. hope you called the moving company, cuz I'll be at work 12 hours today...... we expect our rooms to be all set up and shiny clean by tonight when I drag my tired bones in from the salt mine.

mauly, get your whip out in case JSAT lags in his duties looking after us fogeys.

 

This thread needs you, malkie.

Don't be a stranger.


This thread needs you, Wench.

Be strange.

 

a nurse givin' me a sponge bath sounds like a good idea... I mean a sponge bath from the Wench sounds like a good idea...

You're lucky you added on the last sentance darling.

Hands Spooky some homemade banana pancakes

I'm feeling domestic this morning.

 

we need a new slave to rub our wrinkled feet.

Ewwwwww! Why not get some robots to do it?

I haven't talked to you in ages mac-nut!!! I sure miss you in the 3SA cantina..

 

mac-nut...as one of the elders here...(meaning one of the originals before me)...you must not have had your glasses on.


Everyone knew yesterday that we were moving...

 

Amazing that a thread of and by old people has 'lived' so long, by so many different versions.

 

well no-one told me, *and* I've missed my pudding

 

pulls pin out of her and gets mad and throws a temper tantrum

[image=http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v139/SithJada/Star%20Wars%20pics/lightening.jpg]That wasn't very nice!!! [image=http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v139/SithJada/Star%20Wars%20pics/lightening.jpg]

sends Force lightning at Uncle J.Sat

 

Destiny Hope, you need to go see Nanny for your morning lesson in the Sith Holocron. GO!!!

 

That wasn't very nice!!!

That's the whole idea..

 

*passes malkie a puddin' cup*