Talk like a pirate day is nearly upon us. The 19th of September is a day close to the hearts of any pirate and as the only person on this board related to a bonefide pirate, it is my duty to ensure that everyone speaks in the appropriate vernacular. Wednesday isn't a day for speaking like a robot, nor like a ninja. It's speak like a pirate and anyone who doesn't do that shall be keelhauled (my boat has a lot of barnacle buildup at the moment, so rest assured you'll not survive it). Arrrrr.