I.E., CA Avast!

Put on ye eye patches and man the boats! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

 

Er, wasn't that yesterday or is it now talk like a pirate week?

either way, ar'll be walkin no plank

return arr forum to it's proper colors, this here aint the JCC!

now where's me rum?

 

September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Arrrr!

 

Why did it have to be the rum!!!

 

Yeaaaaarrrr, yo ho yo ho a pirates loif for me.

where's me cat o' nine tails to whip ye all inta shape

 

WHY IS THE RUM GONE!!!????

pirates of the carribian

 

Arrr, it's gone to the spelling bee

ye be walking the plank

Question: What did Captain Hook die from?
Answer: Jock Itch.

How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear!!! Aaaarrrgh!

What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy.

Did you hear abouthat new pirate movie? .........it's rated arrrrrrrrr

arrrrrr

 

NNNOOOOOOOOOO CORNY JOKES NOT NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

 

Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!