So NV Axia for President (Supreme ruler of the universe) in '04

Your secret attempt to assassinated me has failed! That was a decoy place where I was once standing using my ninja trick I learned in ninja school. Your attempt has been noted, and when I am president, you will be getting a visit from some of my "friends."

 

You will not be elected president. what you do not know is I anticapted this kind of treachery, from you especially. You are jacked into the Matrix and are still a "blue pill". You cant hurt me as I have made a secret alliance with the machines. Sheesh, I knew you'd be trouble.

Any other questions?

 

another question for you: about what in the heck are you talking? (no ending a sentence in a preposition for me!)

 

What will be your foreign policy towards people and countries that behead Americans and then put it on the internet?

 

For these people there can be no punishment too swift, violent and terrifying that I could inflict that would make me feel as if justice was served. But...I will give it a try.

 

There are rumors that George Lucas has ordered a secret ninja hit squad to round up all copies of the origial release of Star Wars, Empire, and Jedi to be replaced with copies containing many new "enhancements" such as ewoks becomming teletubbies, Lightsabers being made of foam rubber, and a disturbing report that R2 D2 may actually have been working secretly for the Sith all along.

Any comments?

 

Teletubbies are no more annoying than ewoks and foam sabers are far safer. Also it has been long suspected that R2 is actually an agent of the sith.

 

He is! The cover up is part of a conspiracy!!

 

So, Candidate Axia, what do you think is your biggest obstacle in the way of you becoming President?

 

The fact that no one knows Im running except you people and that I havent registered for the presidency, cant afford the fee.

 

Well... Bush won... but Axia did get a remarkable .0042% of the vote in Clark County, Nevada. What do you have to say about this, Axia?