Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Axia_Euxine, Apr 26, 2004.
Ok I'll try again without the leg.
Petra: Sophie comes back in. "Yes miss?"
Gerson: You succeed in hailing a cab. Assuming you enter the cab the driver asks you. "Where you go?"
I scowl at her, and open the lid to my coffee cup...with mock sweetness I say, Â¨Sophie...will you be so kind as to tell me what that substance on the surface of my drink is?Â¨
Petra: Sophie peers over the edge of the cup. "Ummm, nothing?"
I'll get in the cab and show the guy the business card of the documentary place.
Â¨WRONG ANSWER, SOPHIE!!!! That is in fact FOAM on my supposedly no foam no fat decaf sugarfree latte!!! Now! I have yet tasted this drink, BUT if you couldnÂ´t get the one INANE detail of NO FOAM correct on my drink, it certainly seems no likely that you were able to get the rest of it, right!!! Now, what do you propose we do about this mishap?!!!!Â¨
Gerson: He takes the card and goes speeding down the street. He doesnt seem to follow the customs of street signs, signals, pedestrians or physical objects. You are somewhat concerned.
Petra: Give me a order people around roll.
Petra: Sophie says "well I can go get you a new coffee but no one will be here to watch your dog during the meeting. I could take her with me but she has a habit of chewing on me."
"Hello ma'am, Do you use payphones often?"
I then swing the microphone to her mouth awaiting a response.
Morondude: "what?" she says and then reaches into her purse. What do you do?
"I said, 'Do you use payphones regularly?'"
Oh, and I guess I wanna see what she's reaching for.
Spot: 12 +0= 12
It's mace which she tries to spray you in the face with. Roll a 20 and beat a....rolling....a 15.
any mods? nevermind, it was a 7.
i quickly gather my belongings....and leave the room in a daze....i'm rolling attract groupies (cause of the sweet looking guitar i have) to pick up some ladies to continue my never ending partying and trying to rise to fame by being a grunge star. i got a 13 + 1 = 14 for attract groupies.
morondude: she goes to spray in the face with her mace when , nothing happens. Apparently shes used so much mace that the container was empty. She shrugs says goodbye to her friend and answers you. "No, I dont use payphones alot. BUt I have afriend that does."
Jan: You stagger out into the corridor of the hotel. The cute little maid pushing her cleaning cart down the hallway looks at you but doesnt seem impressed. Maybe she has something against your guitar. What do you do?
i pay no attention to the lady....and go down to the front desk and ask them if they've had any messages for me from my agent.
Jan: He hands you a piece of paper, its from your agent and reads "Jan, you have a radio talk show interview this morning. Dial 555.1234 to arrange for a pick up. Talk to Janet. You have to call her by 10:00. I left a wakeup call for you. I would take care of this myself but I am trying to arrange your nexrt gig"
What do you do?
i go call the number on the house phone....and ask if i can speak with janet.
Jan: "This is Janet...Where have you been? We have been trying to get ahold of you. You are scheduled to go on the air in ten minutes. We might have to make this a phone interview instead of here at the studio. Are you ok with that? Did you want to do it from this phone?"
How far is the station from this hotel that I'm at???
I ask her, "Do you use public transportation regularly?"
Then I swing the microphone back to her for her response.
Morondude: she looks at you like youve grown a third eye. "Weren't you just asking me about Payphones?"
Jan: Janet on the phone "5 miles" It occurs to you that she never asked what hotel you were staying at.