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Discussion in 'Southern Nevada, NV' started by Axia_Euxine, Apr 26, 2004.

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  1. GersonSith Jedi Master

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    Ok I'll try again without the leg.
  2. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Petra: Sophie comes back in. "Yes miss?"

    Gerson: You succeed in hailing a cab. Assuming you enter the cab the driver asks you. "Where you go?"
  3. Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Master

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    I scowl at her, and open the lid to my coffee cup...with mock sweetness I say, ¨Sophie...will you be so kind as to tell me what that substance on the surface of my drink is?¨
  4. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Petra: Sophie peers over the edge of the cup. "Ummm, nothing?"
  5. GersonSith Jedi Master

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    I'll get in the cab and show the guy the business card of the documentary place.
  6. Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Master

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    ¨WRONG ANSWER, SOPHIE!!!! That is in fact FOAM on my supposedly no foam no fat decaf sugarfree latte!!! Now! I have yet tasted this drink, BUT if you couldn´t get the one INANE detail of NO FOAM correct on my drink, it certainly seems no likely that you were able to get the rest of it, right!!! Now, what do you propose we do about this mishap?!!!!¨
  7. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Gerson: He takes the card and goes speeding down the street. He doesnt seem to follow the customs of street signs, signals, pedestrians or physical objects. You are somewhat concerned.

    Petra: Give me a order people around roll.
  8. Petra_Blakkwing Jedi Master

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  9. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Petra: Sophie says "well I can go get you a new coffee but no one will be here to watch your dog during the meeting. I could take her with me but she has a habit of chewing on me."
  10. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    "Hello ma'am, Do you use payphones often?"

    I then swing the microphone to her mouth awaiting a response.
  11. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Morondude: "what?" she says and then reaches into her purse. What do you do?
  12. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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  13. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    "I said, 'Do you use payphones regularly?'"
  14. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh, and I guess I wanna see what she's reaching for.

    Spot: 12 +0= 12
  15. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    It's mace which she tries to spray you in the face with. Roll a 20 and beat a....rolling....a 15.
  16. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    any mods? nevermind, it was a 7.
  17. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    i quickly gather my belongings....and leave the room in a daze....i'm rolling attract groupies (cause of the sweet looking guitar i have) to pick up some ladies to continue my never ending partying and trying to rise to fame by being a grunge star. i got a 13 + 1 = 14 for attract groupies.
  18. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    morondude: she goes to spray in the face with her mace when , nothing happens. Apparently shes used so much mace that the container was empty. She shrugs says goodbye to her friend and answers you. "No, I dont use payphones alot. BUt I have afriend that does."

    Jan: You stagger out into the corridor of the hotel. The cute little maid pushing her cleaning cart down the hallway looks at you but doesnt seem impressed. Maybe she has something against your guitar. What do you do?
  19. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    i pay no attention to the lady....and go down to the front desk and ask them if they've had any messages for me from my agent.
  20. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Jan: He hands you a piece of paper, its from your agent and reads "Jan, you have a radio talk show interview this morning. Dial 555.1234 to arrange for a pick up. Talk to Janet. You have to call her by 10:00. I left a wakeup call for you. I would take care of this myself but I am trying to arrange your nexrt gig"

    What do you do?
  21. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    i go call the number on the house phone....and ask if i can speak with janet.
  22. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Jan: "This is Janet...Where have you been? We have been trying to get ahold of you. You are scheduled to go on the air in ten minutes. We might have to make this a phone interview instead of here at the studio. Are you ok with that? Did you want to do it from this phone?"
  23. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    How far is the station from this hotel that I'm at???
  24. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    I ask her, "Do you use public transportation regularly?"

    Then I swing the microphone back to her for her response.
  25. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Morondude: she looks at you like youve grown a third eye. "Weren't you just asking me about Payphones?"

    Jan: Janet on the phone "5 miles" It occurs to you that she never asked what hotel you were staying at.
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