JCC Bad baby names

In this thread we name a bad baby names and ones that might not work with you last name.
Basically the names that will get kids picked on.

Vesta, ok sounds weird unless your last name is Buell. Then not so cool

Journey... Really why.

 

First name Jesus. Last name Christ.

 

What Kal El.

I feel so sorry for Nicholas Cage's kid.

 

Steve.

 

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

 

ezio

 

Dick

 

Tracy

 

Apple that is Gwenyth Paltrow's kid's name.

 

Last name Ever, first name Greatest

 

Motorhead, Dweezel, Moon Unit.

 

L-A, pronounced Ladasha.

 

Didn't Penn Gillette (of Penn and Teller) name his daughter Moxie Crimefighter or something like that?

 

thingsboganslike.com/a-bogue-by-any-other-name/

Bogan is basically Australian for redneck. If your child's name appears here... for shame.

 

If you spell it with an "i", instead of a "y".... you've made it a stripper name.

Brandi, Candi, Mandi.....

 

Flurmunda

 

I know someone who gave her kid three last names. Not like three surnames....but the child's first and middle names are her best friends' maiden names.

Yes, young Adams Davis McNulty* is off to a GREAT start.


*not the actual name. But along those lines.

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

 

My nephew made the bogan list. But they are rednecks so its ok.
Oh and naming a girl candy is just so wrong. Even if its the name of a good song by Iggy Pop.

Although the Welsh have some weird names. Fergus, Finn, Farquart.

 

First name Legen, middle name Wait For It, last name Dary!

 

100 Worst Baby Names

 

You know the best thing about the Joy Luck Club was the fact that one of the characters was named Waverly Jong.

 

There's no way enough parents used those names to constitute a noteworthy list.

 

I don't think this list was entirely serious. Unless somebody really truly named their kid 'Piers Morgan' and 'VH1 Presents'

But then again somebody did name their kid 'ESPN' so who knows.

 

When I was a restaurant supervisor for a different company, one of my employees was named Cinnamon.