JCC Bad baby names

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  2. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    Damien with an e is bad. Damian with an a is better. Listen, you as parents excuse yourself from the parent of the year award when you misspell your kids name to make it different. Case in point, Cailee Seriously, spell your kid's name like everyone else.

    Harry is a man's name. Kinda weird for a kid. of course this was before Harry Potter.
    What do you think of Charlie for a girl?
  3. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    Piss off and shut up.
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  4. lexu Force Ghost

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    I kid you not, this was a real conversation with my pregnant cousin's husband over Christmas:

    "So have you picked out names yet?"
    "Actually yes. If it's a girl, we decided [insert pretty normal name]."
    "Oh, that's nice!"
    "And if it's a boy, we're naming him Dragon."
    "..."
    "It's actually more common than you think."
    "..."
  5. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    I don't know a single good Damien.
  6. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Dragan is a Serb name. Is he a Serb?
  7. lexu Force Ghost

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  8. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    What exactly is wrong with Francesca? Or Agnes, for that matter?
  9. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    Damien Wayne
  10. tom Chosen One

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    damien isn't so bad because it's an anagram of madine, as in general matthew madine from the star wars films. someone on the internet said his name is "crix" but that's just ridiculous.
  11. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    When the kid is in his teens, every single time his friends want to do something or go somewhere, they will turn to him and say, 'You in, Drag?'.
  12. Platelet Jedi Master

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  13. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Right, so not prone to ethnic cleansing then claiming the world's victimising you about it later?

    Good.
  14. SK_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    Christopherson.... Its just wrong on so many levels.
  15. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    So, Mary and Joseph were sitting in the stable and then the three wisemen started coming in and one of them slipped on some camel poop and said, "Jesus Christ!" And Mary looked up and Joseph and said, "Oh, Joseph, that's much better than George!"
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  16. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    His name is spelled "Wayans."
  17. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    No, I'm talking about Damien Wayne. The son of Batman and Talia al-Ghul.
  18. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Just yesterday for some reason I was thinking about the name William for a girl and I thought it sounded kind of nice.
  19. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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  20. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    Even worse is that his name is Kal El Coppola.
  21. solojones Chosen One

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    Surely this would be more appropriate as a tribute to Hitchhiker's Guide.