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JCC Bad baby names

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Dec 25, 2012.

  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Damien
     
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  2. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Damien with an e is bad. Damian with an a is better. Listen, you as parents excuse yourself from the parent of the year award when you misspell your kids name to make it different. Case in point, Cailee Seriously, spell your kid's name like everyone else.

    Harry is a man's name. Kinda weird for a kid. of course this was before Harry Potter.
    What do you think of Charlie for a girl?
     
  3. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

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    Piss off and shut up.
     
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  4. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I kid you not, this was a real conversation with my pregnant cousin's husband over Christmas:

    "So have you picked out names yet?"
    "Actually yes. If it's a girl, we decided [insert pretty normal name]."
    "Oh, that's nice!"
    "And if it's a boy, we're naming him Dragon."
    "..."
    "It's actually more common than you think."
    "..."
     
  5. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't know a single good Damien.
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Dragan is a Serb name. Is he a Serb?
     
  7. lexu

    lexu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  8. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    What exactly is wrong with Francesca? Or Agnes, for that matter?
     
  9. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Damien Wayne
     
  10. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    damien isn't so bad because it's an anagram of madine, as in general matthew madine from the star wars films. someone on the internet said his name is "crix" but that's just ridiculous.
     
  11. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    When the kid is in his teens, every single time his friends want to do something or go somewhere, they will turn to him and say, 'You in, Drag?'.
     
  12. Platelet

    Platelet Jedi Knight star 2

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    La-a (Ladasha)
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Right, so not prone to ethnic cleansing then claiming the world's victimising you about it later?

    Good.
     
  14. SK_Skywalker

    SK_Skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    Christopherson.... Its just wrong on so many levels.
     
  15. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So, Mary and Joseph were sitting in the stable and then the three wisemen started coming in and one of them slipped on some camel poop and said, "Jesus Christ!" And Mary looked up and Joseph and said, "Oh, Joseph, that's much better than George!"
     
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  16. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    His name is spelled "Wayans."
     
  17. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No, I'm talking about Damien Wayne. The son of Batman and Talia al-Ghul.
     
  18. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Just yesterday for some reason I was thinking about the name William for a girl and I thought it sounded kind of nice.
     
  19. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Only in New Jersey...
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Even worse is that his name is Kal El Coppola.
     
  21. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    Surely this would be more appropriate as a tribute to Hitchhiker's Guide.