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JCC Bad Forum Haikus

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rylo Ken, Oct 26, 2017.

  1. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    it's doing something
    though temptation churns my gut
    I won't press "post" twice

    Post Reply lures me
    with promises of success
    I must not submit

    goddamit **** this
    things used to work around here
    this **** just ***** ass
     
  2. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Ken took the haikus
    I have nothing left to add
    What a selfish ****
     
  3. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    Coffee and coffee
    Water, water, and water
    Coffee and coffee
     
  4. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Pious man and wife
    Travel to Afghanistan
    Couple of morons
     
  5. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    once Ramza was king
    a golden age of splendor
    what's with the new guy
     
  6. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    Healer_Leona
    The Guardian of Arlon
    Rogue1-and-a-half
     
  7. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Jan 5, 2011
    I am a winner
    Bench press two hundred fifty
    IMDB page
     
  8. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005
    Don't ****ing joke on
    a murder victim Diggy
    or I will cut you
     
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  9. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    Basil Gogos died
    that's right: Basil Gogos
    let us mourn him now
     
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  10. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 13, 2008
    Where the Romanovs
    are buried is important,
    actually, jeez.
     
  11. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Mar 12, 2005

    Who the **** is that?
    this thread is for famous folk
    go home juliet
     
  12. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    something isn't right
    so please don't send me any
    panties in the mail
     
  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jul 13, 2008
    When you think about
    it, isn't fanboy a slur?
    I think that it is.
     
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  14. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    I declare pizza
    Without any pineapples
    Did you say pizza
     
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  15. FatBurt

    FatBurt Sex Scarecrow Vanquisher star 6

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    Jul 21, 2003
    I have a roommate
    I loaned her loads of money
    Will I get some sex

    Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
     
  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Oct 4, 1998
    What do you mean, old?
    She will never be too old!
    Not Kate Beckinsale!
     
  17. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
    Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
    Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump
     
  18. FatBurt

    FatBurt Sex Scarecrow Vanquisher star 6

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    Jul 21, 2003
    Guns don't kill people
    You don't understand guns
    We can't fix it now

    Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
     
  19. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Dec 11, 2000
    Bad forum haikus
    are easy to write because
    everything is bad
     
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  20. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 19, 2015
    a pious muslim
    christian and jew walk into
    a bar that's the joke
     
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  21. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Jan 5, 2011
    Former JCers
    captured in Afghanistan
    JC is ugly

    Gorilla has died
    thought it was interesting
    Oh FFS Ghost
     
  22. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    Mar 14, 2004
    my athletic jeans
    have to stretch around my legs
    hulk should get a pair
     
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  23. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Quitbies keep posting
    Remember me, who's still here
    Do we even care
     
  24. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Chosen One star 6

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    Jul 11, 2003
    Horrible people
    Barely functioning board code
    Why so hard to leave?
     
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  25. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Jan 5, 2011
    We don't like racists
    and we don't mind saying so
    this is why Trump won
     
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