ST Bad Plot Twists that Shouldn't Appear in the Sequel Trilogy

Palpatine was actually a clone of Darth Sidious.

 

Force Ghost Sidious tricks Force Ghost Anakin into returning to the Darkside.

 

The worst plot twist ever in an entertainment medium was the end of "The Secret of Monkey Island 2". If nothing on that scale happens, I am fine.

 

"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it."
Han Solo admits, on his death bed, that he made up the bit about supernova, since supernova occur about once every fifty years, on average. And that the Kessel Run was a charity event.

Lando and Mace Windu were brothers.

 

This one is really had me laughing!

 

This scene depicts our very own MIlky Way

 

Kitster was the main villain of Episode VII.

 

And in epIX they breed with the droids and cave people on ancient Earth... ending with some force ghosts having a conversation about god and wondering the path current day humans will take.

 

At the movies conclusion right before the credits roll, the scene shifts to real life where a bunch of nerds, right out of Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" video, are gathered in basement for story telling and one of them simply says, "And that would be the most awesomest thing to happen in the history of ever!!".......the end. (Pointing towards Robot Chicken)

 

Palpatine actually does have a clone. As a matter of fact, he's got two dozen clones. Unfortunately, most of them are clones of clones making the copies less than the previous each time. Eventually, we get some pretty goofy Palpatines! Slapstick and hillarity ensues... until one mistakes the business end of a lightsaber.

 

bad guy goes back in time and kills Anakin's father...

 

But what if the time traveling bad guy is Anakin's father?!

 

I would actually love for the word "Paradox" to appear in a Star Wars title. No joke.

 

...Rob Schneider is CLONE PALPATINE</South Park>

It would certainly explain why there was no father...

 

Kill the midichlorians!?

 

And when he goes back in time, he calls himself Philip J Fry

 

Palpatine is Luke Skywalker's son who time travels back to the prequel era.

 

Or, when a Jedi disappears after death, he's actually going back in time. The forward-traveling ghost is just a sort of "afterimage."

 

OK... I've had this running through my head all day. I welcome improvements, it kinda falls apart in the end. To the tune of "The Ballad of Gilligans Island"

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of an Empire Strong
That finished above this forest moon, with Ewoks the native throng
The Mate was a black cowled dark side man, The Master named Sidious
They ran the Empire with an iron fist, and killed with Sixty-Six (and killed with Sixty-Six)
The rebels chose to invade that day, aboard the Death Star 2,
That’s when the mate decided to turn to the light, and run his master through! (and run his master through)
The GFFA thought it had seen the last of the Sith and their dark side
The emperor
Had different plans
Had clones he did
And a Hand
Now 30 years and he is back
The Star Wars have come again!

 

Any "twist" that attempts to retcon the PT.


Sent from my R2 unit

 

For some reason, that brought to mind the jarring ending of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." lol

 

Luke ushering the words "no, I am your father" to anyone.

Han shoots first scene.

 

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

 

Or Luke ends up on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise.

 

Luke wakes up in bed and see Carrie, Harrison, Peter and Anthony. He says I had the strangest dream. Ala the ending to Wizard of Oz.