Bad SW Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.

Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak?
It was Chewy.

 

"Dark, very dark, the other side is." - "Shut up, Yoda, and eat your toast like everyone else."

 

Why did the smuggler do it alone?
He did it by hand, solo.

 

How is a Jedi like a Doctor?

They both must have Patients.

 

Why can't frogs build fireplaces?

Because warts not make one grate.

 

Why can't Jedi send MS Word documents in their email messages?

Because attachments are forbidden.

 

Pah, take your PT filth elsewhere

 

The Phantom Menace

Attack of the Clones

Revenge of the Sith

 

My wife told me she needed some space, so I put two Star Wars posters in the kitchen

 

I just found out that Chewie dies in "Vector Prime".

Damn you, wookieleaks

 

Really? This just had to be done?

Come on, though, that was a good one. Maybe this should be in Saga so the jokes are not just for the OT.

 

I might allow the odd PT joke to slip through the net.

Cos you are right, that was a pretty good one!

 

- You're an astromech!
- Am not!
- R2!





/LM

 

A Jedi and a Sith walk into a bar, and everyone leaves so they don't get hit by the lightsabers and lightning.

 

I think we just hit a new bottom low!





Bottoms - they are low
/LM

 

Which Star Wars character would be the favorite in a limbo competition?

Lobot.

 

Want to hear some really bad jokes?

A New Hope

Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Jedi

 

This thread delivers what it promises.

 

Obi-wan walks into a bar and Ponda Baba leaves an amputee! Oh, wait that was cruel and upsetting ... poor walrus man.

 

How did Darth Vader know what Old Ben Kenobi was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

 

Well, that answers the question about whether or not anyone bothers to read the other posts in a thread...

Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.

 

What did Leia's father do when she was in jail?

Bail her out.





/LM

 

I find that offensive to all walrus men with one arm.

We shall not be put down!

 

What happened when R2-D2's camera lens was covered in oil?
He couldn't see Threepio.

 

Yes one armed walrus men are not second class citizens