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Bad SW Jokes

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by halibut, Feb 21, 2011.

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  1. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Took me a while!
     
  2. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    Why was Han Solo pleasantly surprised on his wedding night?

    "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
     
  3. EHT

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    OK, I noticed those too, but wondered if there was more to it than that. Almost seemed like awkward wordplay more than an actual joke. :p
     
  4. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This thread just gets worse & worse...

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Dook.
    Dook-who?

    [image=http://liverpool.theoffside.com/files/2010/10/thats_the_joke.jpg]
     
  5. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He never actually walks in mid-air! I'm suing for false advertising!
     
  6. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I thought the punchline was "Let's blow this thing and go home"
     
  7. Darth Dark Helmet

    Darth Dark Helmet Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Or, "You came in that thing? You're braver then I thought."
     
  8. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sith sex summed up:

    "My lord, is that legal?"
    "I will make it legal!"
     
  9. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    LOL. So many sexual innuendos, so little time.
     
  10. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    "Relax, I know what I'm doing."
     
  11. EHT

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    "At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"


     
  12. MrFantastic74

    MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight star 4

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    "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."
     
  13. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Chosen One star 7

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    "I hope Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."
     
  14. Caedus_Bane

    Caedus_Bane Jedi Youngling

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    Luke is the best bush pilot in the outer rim territories
     
  15. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
     
  16. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Get in there, fuzzball. I don't care what you smell."

    Yoda relates his experiences in the high school gym showers: "Size matters not."
     
  17. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Get clear, Wedge... you can't do any more good back there."
     
  18. ForceJumpAnakin

    ForceJumpAnakin Force Ghost star 4

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    Great kid, don't get cocky!
     
  19. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    [image=http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/newbarber/comment/imagesCAC5891J.jpg]

    "She's gonna blow"
     
  20. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Admiral Ackbar warns his friend about the lady on the street corner:

    "It's a trap!"
     
  21. frodopwo

    frodopwo Jedi Youngling

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    Spamvertising.
     
  22. ForceJumpAnakin

    ForceJumpAnakin Force Ghost star 4

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    Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
     
  23. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    Han: It's too big to be a space station!
    Ben: That's what she said!
     
  24. IG-85

    IG-85 Jedi Youngling

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    "Were having touble adapting the Sheila's to the cold..."
     
  25. ForceJumpAnakin

    ForceJumpAnakin Force Ghost star 4

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    The circle is now complete.
     
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