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Bad SW Jokes

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by halibut, Feb 21, 2011.

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  1. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jerk! That was the one I was going to post.

    Anyway..."Good relations with the Wookiees I have."
     
  2. ForceJumpAnakin

    ForceJumpAnakin Force Ghost star 4

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    Great shot kid! That was one in a million!
     
  3. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Moff Jerjerrod asks and tells:

    "I need more men."
     
  4. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ^ [face_laugh]

    This thread may have come close to becoming moot at one point, but it has definitely come back stronger than ever.
     
  5. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    With crappy double entendres that have been done to death for nearly thirty years? I preferred the lame Dad-style jokes.

    Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
    A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
     
  6. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Many of the double entendres are crappy, yes, but I don't think I've ever seen them all compiled in one place like this before. :p
     
  7. Winston_Sith

    Winston_Sith Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What planet did Darth Maul go to to get his body markings done?

    Tatooine.
     
  8. Duragizer

    Duragizer Jedi Master star 4

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    Bad Star Wars joke? I got one right here.

    [image=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100828124132/starwars/images/2/2e/JediGhosts-ROTJ.jpg]

    For the life of me I just don't find this funny in the least.
     
  9. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Good thing it wasn't intended to be funny.
     
  10. Duragizer

    Duragizer Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh, I'm sure George found it funny ... He has a wicked sense of humour, after all.
     
  11. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What's the internal temperature of a dead Taun Taun?



    Lukewarm.
     
  12. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh]=D= Love it!!
     
  13. DarthIktomi

    DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Two Sand People go to a podrace, and they get a hot barve. One of them looks to the other and says "What part of the barve did you get?"
     
  14. WhiskeyGold

    WhiskeyGold Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Not really a Star Wars joke but a toy collector joke:
    Listing to Ron & Fez the other days and Fez was talking about his father who just pasted away. Ron asked if it was a open or closed casket. When Fez said it was closed Ron replied "Good, keep him in the box untouched, makes him worth more".

    http://www.tinyurl.com/firststarwars
     
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