Bathroom on the Falcon?!

Ok, I've been wondering where the bathrooms are on the Falcon? You can't travel across the vast reaches of space with no pit stops! We see plenty of other areas of the ship, so where's the toilet or whatever they use?!

 

In the SW universe, no one ever goes to the bathroom. Therefore, why would they need a room for such duties?

 

What?!!!!

That's disgusting...how can they eat without consequence? ?

Just like everything else on TV or Film you just don't need to see it!

I have an idea.....They are located on the poop deck.

 

Yes, people and aliens in the SW universe do not go to the bathroom, thus no bathrooms on the Falcon.

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EDIT: Poop deck!

 

yes- and some eejits will call this a plot hole!!!

 

Poop deck!!! LMAO!!!

Good one, TK!!

I'd hate to be around these poor people if they never have to go to the bathroom. I think we'd have a lot more deaths by spontaneous explosions!

I'm certainly not saying that I want to SEE someone going to the bathroom (although that would make Vader's "I am your father scene" more realistic if Luke crapped his pants about then!! hehe), I'd just like to know where they are on the ship. Hmm, curious!

 

In movies, NO ONE goes to the bathroom

Well, almost...

 

Theres a technical journal that shows schematics of the Falcon, and it shows the bathroom near the back of the ship where no-one ever hung around in the movies.

 

Cool, Spike. Where'd you find that?!

 

Pearl Harbor and American Pie 2 both have peeing in them...

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Three words that actually answer a lot of questions:


It's a movie

<exit the dragon>

 

Of course people go to the bathroom. What do you think Jar Jar stepped in?

 

I don't know what a civilization that spans a galaxy uses for a toilet, but if I were Han Solo, me and Chewie would have separate bathrooms.

 

ROFLOL!!!!!!

 

...seperate bathrooms? Nah, Chewie just craps on the floor, and Han smacks him on the snout with a rolled up newspaper.

 

Of course people go to the bathroom. What do you think Jar Jar stepped in?

Ok, scratch that. None of the main characters ever use the toilet, then.

And are you suggesting people just go outside?

 

Anybody see "Head over Heels"? Monica is a cutie!
Anyway, that scene where FPjr takes a crap was a good one.
And the restaurant's Men's Room toilet blowing up on those hotties?!

That's why the Falcon don't have one: It'll stink up the whole ship and blow up on Chewie.

 

No-one in an SW film has ever used a bathroom thus far. They probably do (they eat and drink, and they can't hold that stuff forever ), we just never see them.

EU-related, but in the Shadows Of The Empire novel...


*Spoilers*:


One chapter has a sewer that Luke, Lando, Dash, and some guy named Vidkun (I think) walk through to get to Xizor's Palace.


*End Spoilers*

 

In the video game Dark Forces there's a level where you can bust into a room and find Stormtroopers doing their business at a urinal. It's the best part of the game. Nothing's more fun than capping a stormtrooper while he's um preoccupied.

 

Hmmm...this reming me something...hehe...
I also started a bathroom humor thread some time ago, but now by now, God knows where it is!

 

sorry, double post...

 

To the person who asked me where I found the schematic, its in a Boxtree book titled The Star Wras Technical Journal. Written by Shane Johnson and published by Boxtree. It cost me about £15. If anyone wants to know exactly where it is, when Han and Leia kissed in ESB and 3P0 interupted, Leia slipped out through another door. The bathroom is directly opposite.

 

I guess they do it like the astronauts did
it when they were in space.
They did their business into a tube.
Then they pressed a button and a tube got blasted off and went on a long journey.

Or the crew ate a pill every day that
turned into a spunge when it gets in contact with water.

 

The only character to go to the bathroom ALL the time was Vader. He's old and incontinent and goes in his suit. You can hear him if you really try hard. . .

"Luke. . ." *sigh of relief* "I am your father!" *another sigh of relief*

 

Well, the bathroom really isn't that important to the plot. Do we really need to see it?