Battle of the Fanfic Authors!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Sticks, Aug 9, 2001.

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  1. Sticks Force Ghost

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    Okay, the idea for this board started on Page 12 of jainasolo2001's fic, Prelude (click here). Basically what you do is choose an opponent from the boards (might want to check with them first, to make sure they agree), then write a humorous battle of words and wits between you and said opponent. See the aforementioned thread for an example. Trust me! It'll be funny!
  2. Rogue...Jedi Administrator Emeritus

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  3. Sticks Force Ghost

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    Jan 27, 2001
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    If it doesn't descend to the fledgling depths of the Resource board, I'm sure it will be. :D I gotta find myself someone to challenge...
  4. jainasolo2001 Jedi Master

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    Jun 17, 2001
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    YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!! (Wanna spar?)

    All in fun... :D
  5. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Heehee, this will be fun. I can beat Jedi-Jae to a pulp for trying to turn me into a mush-brain!
  6. Queengodess Force Ghost

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    Jul 18, 2000
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    This souhds good...wherever there's a battle there will be Kee...so, gotta find myself an opponent...*Kee thinks hard*
  7. Melyanna Jedi Master

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    Jul 19, 2001
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    Heehee, I can beat you all...

    After all, did anyone else think of writing a Jaina/Jag story where Jag is shirtless and Jaina's wrapped in a towel? I please males and females at the same time!
  8. Sticks Force Ghost

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    Jan 27, 2001
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    Alright Ms. Smarty (Melyanna), I challenge you. Muahahahahahahaha.
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    Disclaimer: The views expressed in this mock battle do not reflect the opinions of the individuals represented herein. This is for humorous purposes only.

    Announcer (speaking with Brooklynite accent): In this cownah, infamous for half-naked characters and polling her readers on whether or not to write major confrontations, Melyanna! (cheers)
    And in this cownah, habitually starting threads for her stories months before she actually starts posting the story, then getting grounded and thus unable to post more for several days at a time, the queen of hype, trailer-writer extraordinaire, Sticks! (more cheers)
    You know the rules, verbal abuse only!

    (Opponents growl at one another.)

    Melyanna: Post more on Home!

    Sticks: I can't help it! I'm grounded!

    Melyanna: I try to update at least one of my stories every day.

    Sticks: Oh yeah? Well... Some of us have lives! (Sticks sticks out her tongue)

    Melyanna: Ooooh... At least I included a shirtless Jag in my fic!

    Sticks: Well... Your overall plot is weak, the premise is flimsy and contrived, and the first-person viewpoint reminds me too much of... (deep breath) I, Jedi!

    Melyanna: But... Jag was shirtless! And Jaina was wrapped in a towel, thus appealing to both genders of readers!

    Sticks: That doesn't make up for the uncanny resemblance to Corran Horn's novel-length ego trip. And what's with the whole Mara-mentioning-the-prismatic-lightsaber thing? Come on. Can anyone not tell that will come up later in the story?

    Melyanna: Oh yeah? Well, I think it was pretty obvious in the second post of Home that one or the other of the Fel twins would end up going back into the old galaxy, and... and...

    (Melyanna collapses in tears. Announcer holds up Sticks's hand.)

    Announcer: We have a winner!
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    Ha! Howdya like them apples? ;)
  9. Melyanna Jedi Master

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    LOL!!!

    Okay, I'm done laughing now. And to be honest, I don't know if that whole prismatic lightsaber thing is going to come up again. It probably will, or that would be a wasted bit of possible foreshadowing.
  10. womp_rat208 Jedi Master

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    LOL, that was pretty good.

    *pulls out dictionary and thesaurus* Ok, bring it on, I'll take on somebody in a battle of words. ;) :D
  11. jainasolo2001 Jedi Master

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  12. jainasolo2001 Jedi Master

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    Hello? Well, ask for a fight and back away.
    What, afraid to fight a girl Wompy-
    CHICKEN!!!! [face_silly}
  13. Darth Geist Force Ghost

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    //considers calling Oakessteve, ewingsquadron and DarthBoba out for a TPM rewriters' battle royale
  14. thegreatyoda Force Ghost

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    Jun 10, 2001
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    Oh this will be rich! Someone challenge me PLEASE! My rapier wit is at the ready!
  15. Jedi-Jae Force Ghost

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    Trying to turn you into a mush-brain, Ish? I think I've already succeeded....
  16. Oakessteve Manager Emeritus

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    Yeah, Darth Geist? I could take you on! I could take you all on! I could take you all on in a game of Doctor Who trivia. Actually, I doubt I'd be able to win at that, either.
  17. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    I challenge Jedi-Jae, aka DarthLoki, aka Id to a duel!
  18. jainasolo2001 Jedi Master

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    Jun 17, 2001
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    Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of yous first? I'll fight yous typing with one hand, I'll fight yous while writing my book...
    [face_mischief]
  19. Darth Geist Force Ghost

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    //sets down drink, rolls up sleeves

    Gungan lover. ;)
  20. womp_rat208 Jedi Master

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    Lol, sorry js2k1, I forgot I posted over here. It's late now, though, so I'll have our battle up tomorrow. [face_devil]
  21. Oakessteve Manager Emeritus

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    Hmph...thanks for that, cbjedi.

    And Darth Geist, there's nothing wrong with being a Gungan basher!

    *rolls up sleeves, then realises he's rolling up someone else's sleeves, and looks rather embarrassed*

    Err....terribly sorry.
  22. jainasolo2001 Jedi Master

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  23. jainasolo2001 Jedi Master

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    Ha, ha! [face_laugh]
    Womp-rat's pulling a Kyp Durron. Scared eh?
  24. jainasolo2001 Jedi Master

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    Jun 17, 2001
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    I got tired of waiting for Womp-rat, so I went to his fic thread- "Rogue Squadron Jaina/Jagged Fighter Fic" and fought him.
    Go check it out, I think it's pretty funny.

    Of course I could be wrong....
  25. Jedi-Jae Force Ghost

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    *sighs and rolls up sleeves*

    Ish, will you ever learn?

    I'd ask about rules, but with Darth Mush-brain, you never know...
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