Battle of the Fanfic Authors!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Sticks, Aug 9, 2001.

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  1. Jedi-Jae Jedi Master

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    Feb 12, 2001
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    Are you hiding from me, Ishy?
  2. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Sorry, Education Week starts today and I'm wrapped up in classes like "The Confident Woman" (for 3 hours) and "The Mormon Church and Other Christian Denominations" or "Beyond controlling your anger to forgiving, even when you don't want to." Yes, that's right, I'm going to an anger management class. :)
  3. Jedi-Jae Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 12, 2001
    star 4
    ROTFLMAO!

    *imagines Ishy slicing her way through anger management classmates when someone p***** her off*
  4. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    Terrifying, isn't it? A Sith in anger management! Perhaps I should meet you there and we'll duke it out, then kill off Professor Christensen.
  5. Sticks Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2001
    star 4
    Up!

    ...You mean Hayden? :D
  6. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    jaina in a towel? Where?!? (first battle)

    All right let's start a new version of battle... DUEL TO THE DEATH! What happens is two people bash eachother (appropriately) until the moderator decides the battle is over and declares a winner.

    here are the rules:

    1)two contestants and one moderator per battle.

    2)"Spectators" may step in at any time with a comment to heat up the battle.

    3)spectators may not take sides or gang up.

    4) spectators may petition and/or advise the moderator.

    5) to the winner: good job! don't get cocky.

    6)to the loser: don't worry. Luke failed twice before beating Vader.




    I'll start:

    Alderaan_: I bet George Lucas would like my bunny more than your fic!

    who will accept my challenge? (or who would like to be moderator this time?)
  7. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    C'mon, you can't ignore me just because I'm new.
  8. Sticks Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2001
    star 4
    I like the new rules... kinda what I was aiming for from the start, but couldn't put into words.

    Ooh, I'll moderate for this one...
  9. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2000
    star 5
    This is intresting.

    I guess I will except that challenge, Aledraan_. But its going to have to wait until I get back, if that is all right?
  10. Melyanna Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 19, 2001
    star 4
    Alderaan_, the Jaina in a towel thing came from my story, Of Pilots and Jedi. Check it out, and then read the sequel. (Shameless plug, I know. :D )
  11. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2000
    star 5
    Back from work. We can start now.
  12. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Here's the start again:

    Alderaan_: I bet George Lucas would like my plot bunny more than your best fic!
  13. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

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    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Here's the start again:

    Alderaan_: I bet George Lucas would like my plot bunny more than your best fic!

    EDIT: whoops, didn't mean to double-post.
  14. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2000
    star 5
    Neon Star: George wouldn't look at your bunny if it bit him!
  15. KelLarador Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 7, 2001
    star 1
    Talking is one thing doing is another!
  16. KelLarador Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 7, 2001
    star 1
    And killing biting bunnies has been done in Monty Python and numerous PlayBoy mags and boy it hurts the bits they bite.

    "What's up Doc?"
    Crunch Crunch,
    "Why you pwesqey wabbit"
  17. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

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    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Alderaan_: Well do your stories add continuity to the universe? Can you tie two different time periods together?
  18. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2000
    star 5
    Neon Star: Yes, just take a look at Tobias's story. Can you support thirty fics at once?
  19. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Alderaan_: Are your bad guys as bad as mine? I've got Sith, Dark Jedi, Imperials, bounty hunters, natural predators, pirates, political enemies, assassins, Vong, and more! Beat that!

  20. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2000
    star 5
    Neon Star: Yeah! Well I have invented entire races of warriors, started Jedi Orders, invented deadly creatures, and invented or made a character into vampires that can work in day light. Any or all could beat your characters any day! Can you twist reality and find Aus that have never been tried before?!
  21. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Alderaan_: Oh yeah? You can't escape the wrath of Captain Kybo Ren-Cha! (LOL at my own dumb joke that probably none of you get)

    AH HA!!! So you did invent stuff! I can add onto other's ideas, develope already-existing charachters, incorporate movie and book tie-ins, and not need to throw in weird armies for attention.

    That's why George would like mine more than yours!
  22. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2000
    star 5
    Neon Star: At least with my stuff, George will have something new to work with besides the same thing that repeats itself! Plus, I have taken his characters to a whole new level!
  23. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

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    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Alderaan_: probably because you don't have the patience to work with who they really are.
  24. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 2000
    star 5
    Neon Star: Really, they needed more elaboration on the feelings. Besides, if I didn't have patience, why would I be spending months on a fanfic?! You proabably have their heads screwed on backwards!
  25. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Alderaan_: Well I bet I like Star Wars more than you!
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