Battle of the Fanfic Authors!

Neon Star: Really! Have you tried writing almost every aspect of it from JA, Ani/Ami, OT, etc! Watched it more times then can be counted and written over one hundered fics on it plus a website!

 

Alderaan_: does everything on this thread apply to you?

 

Neon Star: Does everything in there apply to you?

 

Hey guys just wondering if that dig about keeping treads together applied to me?

If so I would ike to address the issue over a nice calming pint of bear.

My stories don't tie together cause there not meant to. I just write them for fun and peole should read them for fun and perhaps be inspired b them.

Oh and it dosen't really matter what time period you write in. A Jack of all trades is a master of none.

Does it matter if someones already written something like them? No not reallY and it dosen't matter ither that somepeople don't like them.


We should all calm down and get alog it would be a much better world if we could.

Sod all that keep on arguing its what the whole Starwars thin is about. I've got a big Deah Star, Well I'm going to blow the ****er up.

And no doubt someone will ready this and have some coment to make. I'll warn you I have big long fingures and they are painful to swivel on.

And I used to dislexic but now I'm KO.

 

*Moderator steps in* Okay, arguments on who likes Star Wars more are not valid here. Keep it strictly fanfic-oriented. *Moderator steps out*

 

KelLarador: We are getting along. This is just for fun. Actually, I've learned a lot from Neon Star already (whoops, did I say something?)

Sticks: All right, let's go back.


Neon Star: Really, they needed more elaboration on the feelings. Besides, if I didn't have patience, why would I be spending months on a fanfic?! You proabably have their heads screwed on backwards!

Alderaan_: You probably spend months because they go on endlessly. And about supporting thrity fics at once- how many books does an author write at once?

 

Neon Star: No, I just don't have the time to write. And this writer has to write more then one at a time, I don't have a big enough shot gun to take care of the plot bunnies.

Anyways, and how would you know, how many fics have you written?

 

Ha, Darth Geist chickened out. Or ducked out, if you like chickens. Woo hoo! I am the greatest! I am the most beautiful!

*jumps around for awhile*

Well, that was fun.

 

Alderaan_ Don't have the time, eh? You mean you don't MAKE the time! I go to school at 7 a.m., and don't get back 'til 4:15. And I have to go to bed at 10. Pathetic.

Yet I've still written one. And I'm less than a month old.

 

Neon Star: Well, I have to go to school at eight and get home at four. Then I have homework in almost all three AP classes plus Spanish two plus the other classes, which takes me a while and I still have to go to bed at ten. Then on Saturday I have to work. Then Sunday I have to go to Church then I have to go to work again.

Plus, I have finished forty fics in the year that I have been here.

 

Alderaan_: That means you had two summers. I had a month.

Sticks, is it just me or are the insults getting nicer? After a five-day duel, you kinda run out of things to say.

 

Neon Star: Well, I had two fics up and running during the first month.

I agree, it seems that by the end of it, we will be complementing each other.

 

Alderaan_: So do I.

(In response to both things.)

 

I'll challenge someone as soon as the current fight is over (Go NS!).

 

Okay, I'm adding a bit to the rules... If, after one week, no clear winner has been declared, the duel is considered a stalemate and a new one may take place. Rematches are allowed, but not for one week after the end of the previous duel.

 

Alderaan_: Hey, there's no taking sides

 

Neon Star: Shall we call it a stalemate, Aladeraan_?

BTW: Thanks for the support, Ty-gon. LOL

 

Alderaan_: Sure. I'm exhausted. Good game. I think I'll moderate for the next one.

Updated rules:

1)two contestants and one moderator per battle.

2)"Spectators" may step in at any time with a comment to heat up the battle.

3)spectators may not take sides or gang up.

4) spectators may petition and/or advise the moderator.

5)If, after one week, no clear winner has been declared, the duel is considered a stalemate and a new one may take place. Rematches are allowed, but not for one week after the end of the previous duel.

6)arguments on who likes Star Wars more are not valid here. Keep it strictly fanfic-oriented.

7) to the winner: great job! don't get cocky.

8)to the loser: don't worry. Luke failed twice before beating Vader.


Who will accept Ty-Gon's challenge?

 

But first, we have to shake.
::Neon Star extends hand::
::Alderaan_ whips out his lightsaber and cuts off her hand::
SHE FELL FOR IT! I WIN I WIN I WIN!

Just kidding. That battle needed some humor. Only humor doesn't sound so appropriate anymore after what happened Sept. 11.

 

Hello? Who wants to take me on?

 

I want to know how to take on my padawan--Jedi-Jae. I'd destroy her methodically, then hug her. It would kill her!

 

I guess I'll take you on, Ty-gon. Just for the fun of it.

 

Hehe, okay, NS, I accept!

This should be fun.

You can start, since you have the experience.

 

Neon Star: I bet you couldn't put two sentices together!

BTW: If you don't mind me asking. What about the PM I sent you?

 

Ty-Gon Jinn: Hey, at least I can spell "sentences."