FF:SA Battle to control the north!!!!

(This is fun only, no seriousness need apply. please leave reality at the door and mind the penguins)

Quinten Enters the Stadium, his twin lighsabers glowing a deep blood red. He looks around seeing that no one is in here and plants a flag in the center of the arena

"I claim this in the name of me, isn't it lovely"

(Too play, please post one line actions only. eg NW swings at quinnys head with a fish)

 

Nawara Ven throws an unfortunate Polar Bear and hits Quinten square on the back of the head.

 

falls to the ground with the weight of the polar bear, gets up slowly and uses sith majick to cover NW in Green Jelly

 

see, green jelly is just wrong. waits for someone to come rescue her from this 'big nassy hula hoop type person'

 

*laughs evily* Your no match for my jelly (God that came out wrong)

 

i see your jelly, and raise you hot chocolate - atop both of you!

 

*shakes herself free of green jelly (why green?) and chocolate, and plants a ring of FLAGS in a large circle around Quintens single flag.*

ha!! Now it's mine!!
*holds twin vibroblades above her head*

 

Dark Lord enters.
Farts loudly.
Leaves the room.
(closes door).

 

looks toward door and decides that its probably best to hold her breath for a couple of minutes

 

ha ha .... pepperoni & beer fart.
Locks door.

 

*Scrolls in casually twisting her blue (yes, blue.. ) double-bladed saber, then stops that to melt the ice around Nawara by draging her saber along*

 

uses a force jump to get clear to the other side of the room, which unfortunately has the smell of stale pepperoni and beer worse than any other part of the room. *faints*

 

silly Evil.....thats the broom closet..... *Matrix -runs the walls and cartwheels into a clasic Neo stance.....


(thats all i got....forgot the Uzi's....)

 

Throws the whole lot of them into his car.

Which is outside parked all night.

And currently its one degree farenheit.

Or minus eighteen for you lucky SOBs.

Its really freaking cold right now.

The windchill was brutal. It was minus five and felt like Minus fifteen with the windchill.

And thats farenheit.

 

wah wah wah....
its about 15 degrees outside, a beautiful night.
wish you were here.





hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Ummm.....

watches through his macrobinoculars from afar

They will be no match for my army of Mutant Roosters

looks over his shoulder and raises his arm

Forward.....My mutants....We are going to take over the North!!!!

 

*Falls out of Beezel's car, and wanders over to where the roosters are coming; she stands there looking defensive - waiting, waiting*

 

*puts vibroblades back into boots, and takes out blaster rifle* BRING 'EM ON!! (stupid chickens)

 

Stupid Chickens!!!!

Go forth and surround these heathens!!!! How dare u call them chickens

watches as army of M_Rs surrounds humans

Attack!!!!!

 

pfft

*raises rifle and puts a laser bolt right between the eyes of a rather nassy looking chicken coming toward her - which in turn leaves the floor and lands on Brun's head*

damn!! I'm better than I thought!!

 

*Charges towards the evil roosters, and swipes her saber at a few, knocking them senseless*

 

Summons force lightning and turns chickens / roosters into KFC. "Lunch is served, done in sith's special herbs and spices"

 

insert evil laugh here

Fools while u are busy with my MRs, my borgchicks have infiltrated from the other side and grabbed the flag from right underneath your noses

 

bah...

who wants control of the North anyway?

Heathens....




*picks up a penguin and walks toward the door*

 

Wait on......
Who said I was giving up control of my territory anyway ?