BB Caption This Pic Game

Okay, I think we all know how this works. I'll post a picture and you all will submit a caption for the picture. I (and someone of my choosing ) will decide the winner. The winning caption will get 5 points. (Thanks to the ESB Fan Club for many of these pics. )

After the task itself is over, I'll keep the game running, but in the interest of time right now, I'm going to close the captions at the end of the day and announce the winner. So, you'll have a new caption at the start of each day.

Your first caption:

[image=http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.30.97/gifs/star-wars-9705.jpg]

 

[image=http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.30.97/gifs/star-wars-9705.jpg]

"I like to eat raw ostrich eggs. You?"

 

[image=http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.30.97/gifs/star-wars-9705.jpg]

I can't believe I just kissed my sister.

 

[image=http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.30.97/gifs/star-wars-9705.jpg]

"Luke, I never realized....but your hair is growing out of your ears. Obi Wan may have taught you the ways of the force, but he didn't teach you hygeine."

 

How in the hell did this happen? It was the message boards fault, not mine. I'm with stupid //arrow pointing down

 

What in the name of gouda?

 

Oh dear! Doubbble post! And the walls come tumbling down! Jericho is a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there.

 

The opposite of William's

[image=http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.30.97/gifs/star-wars-9705.jpg]

How in the hell could I have kissed my brother? yuck

 

Nice quadruple post there, Watson ole chap...

 

John is being a bit of an grandstander today, isn't he?

 

It wasn't my fault! It was either entropy's, Hitler's, or the message board's fault. Not mine. It's their bad, it's their bad up there. Down here, it's my time, it's my time down here. That all changes the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

 

We need to work on John's taking ownership a little more.

 

[image=http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.30.97/gifs/star-wars-9705.jpg]

It's nothing to be ashamed of Luke, how could you have known that Mon Mothma wasn't a man?

 

Alrighty! Nice job everyone.

This round's win goes to....B'omarr.

//confetti

//applause

Your next caption is:

[image=http://www.dvdrhelp.com/reviews/starwarsvcd/9.jpg]

 

B'omarr only got it because he quadruple posted.

Anyway for today:

[image=http://www.dvdrhelp.com/reviews/starwarsvcd/9.jpg]

Han, didn't I tell you not to give Lando the Falcon? Now look at what happened. A missing dish, scrapes, and Nien Numb left his "collection" in your room

 

[image=http://www.dvdrhelp.com/reviews/starwarsvcd/9.jpg]

You know, he's right, Chewie. Jim's caption was the best.

 

You people can't take a little competition.

 

[image=http://www.dvdrhelp.com/reviews/starwarsvcd/9.jpg]

Luke: ...and then I saw the ghost of Ben and he told me to go meet this little green muppet, which I think is a cross between a mop and a puppet, and then I dreamed I was in a magical land of candy and I had this really big lollipop and the lollipop had your face on it Han, and I licked your face and it tasted like apricots.

 

[image=http://www.dvdrhelp.com/reviews/starwarsvcd/9.jpg]

"Now Luke...don't lie...where did you hide Blow-up Susie?"

 

A few of you have not yet captioned.

 

In that round, Jim's caption was pretty dang funny.


Next up:
[image=http://www.splicedonline.com/97reviews/jedi.jpg]

 

[image=http://www.splicedonline.com/97reviews/jedi.jpg]

Leia: "Hey! Look! Over there!"

Luke: "Where?!?!"

Leia: "Over THERE, you nimrod! It's Leonard_Shelby! And his quotes are PAINFULLY unfunny!"

Luke: "Ugh. I totally agree. Let's swing over there and kick the **** outta him!"

Leia: "My hero!"

Luke: "Mmmm...metal bikini..."

 

[image=http://www.splicedonline.com/97reviews/jedi.jpg]

Leia, did you gain some weight? I'm having to struggle here.

 

[image=http://www.splicedonline.com/97reviews/jedi.jpg]

"You know, Leia, I've got another lightsaber in my pants, and it's fully ignited and ready to deul."