BBBC Presents: Afternoon Delight

Discussion in 'Big Brother House' started by Debo, Jul 31, 2002.

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  1. Debo Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    Good day! And welcome to Martians Anonymous.

    Sky rockets in flight!
    Af-ter-noon DELIGHT!

    Hear and see our jingle here!

    First off, let me introduce you to my friend: Tom!

    Tom?
  2. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
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    Thanks Casper, and howdy folks!

    Getting things started this afternoon, we have a little Smashing Pumpkins, this one goes out to Talon_Karrde...

    "I Am One"


    I am one as you are three
    Try to find a messiah in your trinity
    Your city to burn
    Your city to burn
    Try to look for something
    Your city to burn; you'll burn
    Am I as I seem? Oh no
    Don't slow down

    Time is right for a guiding light
    Try to turn to reasons in your inner life
    Your city to burn
    Your city to burn
    Try to look for something
    Your city to burn; you'll burn

    Said you're the only one who
    Said I am one
    Said now you're the one who
    Said I am one


  3. Debo Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    I've never heard the song, Tom -- even now you've played it, I've never heard it.

    Well, people, seems like we have a little illegal visitor here, B'omarr. Let's have him on the show with us.
  4. deltron_zero Force Ghost

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    Feb 1, 2002
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  5. B'omarr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
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    Hi guys. I was just saving a baby seal on the morning show.
  6. Debo Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    What song would you like to hear, B'omarr?
  7. B'omarr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
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    I think it would be keen if we could here a little Weezer. Preferably from the Blue Album. Preferably entitled "Say it Ain't So". Preferably sung by Marlon Brando.

    But if you can't fit that last part of the request in, I'll understand.
  8. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
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    I think I might be able to dig that one up. Ah yes, here it is...

    "Say It Ain't So"

    Oh yeah
    Alright

    Somebody's Heine'
    Is crowdin' my icebox
    Somebody's cold one
    Is givin' me chills
    Guess I'll just close my eyes

    Oh yeah
    Alright
    Feels good
    Inside

    Flip on the tele
    Wrestle with Jimmy
    Something is bubbling
    Behind my back
    The bottle is ready to blow

    Say it ain't so
    Your drug is a heartbreaker
    Say it ain't so
    My love is a life taker

    I can't confront you
    I never could do
    That which might hurt you
    So try and be cool
    When I say
    This way is a waterslide away from me
    That takes you further every day
    So be cool

    Say it ain't so
    Your drug is a heartbreaker
    Say it ain't so
    My love is a life taker

    Dear Daddy
    I write you in spite of years of silence
    You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good or so I hear
    This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings
    Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    Say it ain't so
    Your drug is a heartbreaker
    Say it ain't so
    My love is a life taker
  9. Debo Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
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    That's a song by Weezer requested by this geezer we have on our show.

    So, B'omarr, tell us: what the freak are you doing here?
  10. B'omarr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
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    Wow. That song really takes me back. Takes me back to 1987!

    In Search of 1988
    by Ozma


    every time i start to remember
    i remember i don't want to remember
    warp me back at 88 if only for one day

    turn on mario and luigi
    sit me down put my hands on the ouija
    and when it spells out roisin's name i'll swear it wasn't me

    1988 take me back to 1987
    i'm in search of days
    when times were good and earth a place in heaven

    now that i jump as high as luigi
    let's sit down put our hands on the ouija
    when it spells out your sweet name you'll know that it was me

    1988 take me back to 1987
    i'm in search of days
    when times were good and earth a place in heaven

    i want to make a motion to stop the commotion
    i second the motion to stop the commotion
    i got another notion for backwards motion
    i too have a notion back-back-back backwards motion


  11. deltron_zero Force Ghost

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    Well, that's one way to avoid the question. :D

    But really B'omarr, what the freak are you doing here?
  12. B'omarr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
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    As for why I'm here guys, I had a little too much to drink last night, and when I woke up, I was here.

    Perhaps I was sent here to deliver a message. A message of love, life, and in someway involving Mr. T

    In other words: I don't know.
  13. Debo Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
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    But you do realize we're going to have to kick you out soon, right?

    Here's an appropriate song for you, B'omie!

    Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
    But he knew it wouldn't last.
    Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
    For some California grass.

    Get back, get back.
    Get back to where you once belonged
    Get back, get back.
    Get back to where you once belonged.
    Get back Jojo. Go home!
    Get back, get back.
    Back to where you once belonged
    Get back, get back.
    Back to where you once belonged.
    Get back Jo.

    Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
    But she was another man
    All the girls around her say she's got it coming
    But she gets it while she can

    Get back, get back.
    Get back to where you once belonged
    Get back, get back.
    Get back to where you once belonged.
    Get back Loretta. Go home
    Get back, get back.
    Get back to where you once belonged
    Get back, get back.
    Get back to where you once belonged.
    Get back Loretta

    Your mother's waiting for you
    Wearing her high-heel shoes
    And her low-neck sweater
    Get on home Loretta

    Get back, get back.
    Get back to where you once belonged.
  14. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
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    Yes that is an appropriate song for this occasion. I had another one all lined up, but the record seems to be skipping.

    So, moving on...
  15. B'omarr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
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    Let's forget our differences for a moment. Let's not dwell on why I'm here. In fact, let me tell everyone a story.

    There once was a little lobster who lived in the sea. He always had his mind in the clouds, and always neglected his lobster chores.

    One day while meandering along the ocean floor, the little lobster discovered a cage. "Maybe I should move into this cage, and live my own lobster lifestyle. No one can tell me I have chores to do, because I'm my own boss."

    So the little lobster lived there happily for a week, when one day, out of the blue, the cage was yanked off the ocean floor into a boat full of humans. The next thing he knew, the little lobster was in an aquarium in a fancy restaurant.

    One day, a hungry man came along and ate the lobster. The end.
  16. Debo Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    Too long! We can't have that, you're scaring our listeners away.

    If you're going to talk, use one-liners. Funny one-liners.

    Or else: there's the corner to sit in.
  17. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
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    Yeah, all this rambling on and on is putting me to sleep.

    Let's check the request line, shall we?
  18. Debo Chosen One

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    All right. Hang on, I need to take a pee.
  19. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
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    For my dearest Kerr_Plunk, here is Log Hog's Greenman

    lyrics by poetic

    affinity for divinity
    brings me to the Kore of my being
    Goddess seeing me in the mirror
    casting shadows on my doubt
    drowned it out
    gonna get there by another route
    the one less traveled

    her smile unraveled
    was the circle and the star
    five points of fire
    power, wisdom, self, pride, desire
    fluid moving through the veins of our mother
    come closer children
    then you really will feel her

    now spread the word that you've heard
    it's confidence
    don't be fenced by the bull**** around you
    let the truth in you surround you
    you'll always have your own music to dance to
  20. Debo Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
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    I've got a message for one of our listeners: "D_T says he loves K_P" -- yes, the K_P that Tom just talked about!

    Send all your requests, psychological problems, tips and stuff to us!

    This one is for Terr_Mys, and it's "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon:

    Nobody does it better.
    Makes me feel sad for the rest.
    Nobody does it half as good as you.
    Baby you're the best.

    I wasn't looking. But somehow you found me.
    I tried to hide from your love light.
    But like heaven above me,
    The spy who loved me,
    Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight.

    And nobody does it better.
    Though sometimes I wish someone could.
    Nobody does it quite the way you do.
    Why d'you have to be so good?

    The way that you hold me, whenever you hold me.
    There's some kind of magic inside you.
    That keeps me from running.
    But just keep it coming.
    How d'you learn to do the things you do?

    And nobody does it better.
    Makes me feel sad for the rest.
    Nobody does it half as good as you.
    Baby baby,
    Baby you're the best...
  21. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    And just to see if anyone's paying attention, here's a little trivia question...

    What actor was originally asked to play Dirty Harry?

    The winner will receive a super fly Burt Reynolds poster, and no the answer is not Burt Reynolds. :p

    And here's a bit of Floyd for RoboNerd...

    Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

    Little by little the night turns around.
    Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn.
    Lotuses lean on each other in yearning.
    Under the eaves the swallow is resting.
    Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

    Over the mountain watching the watcher.
    Breaking the darkness
    Waking the grapevine.
    One inch of love is one inch of shadow
    Love is the shadow that ripens the wine.
    Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
    The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun.

    Witness the man who raves at the wall
    Making the shape of his questions to Heaven.
    Whether the sun will fall in the evening
    Will he remember the lesson of giving?
    Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
    The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun.

  22. B'omarr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
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    You guys don't treat your "guests" very well. More like "intruders". :(

    Let's play some blues records....
  23. Debo Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
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    Even I don't know the answer, Tom.

    If the guest refuses to tell why he's here, we refuse to treat him like a guest. Sorry, radio policy.
  24. B'omarr Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
    star 6
    Fine. Not that this tells you anything.

    Dear Intruder

    Welcome to the game!

    Now, here's what to do. When you're ready to "surprise" the housemates, send a PM to me (if I'm online), or any other Manager or Admin that's online and explain that you're an Intruder into the house, and you need VIPed. I'll post a thread in the Mod Squad, so refer them to that, just in case.

    Once you're VIPed, you MUST change your colours to the standard black and grey colours. Basically, make sure you look the same as everyone else.

    Once you have access to the forum, make sure you post your "Hello/Surprise" thread right away. From there on, it's up to you -- until I post further information in the house. So, post! Get involved. Introduce yourself. It's up to you.

    You have all of today to post your thread, and begin posting in the house. Remember, once you've got access to the house, you no longer can post outside of the house.

    That's it -- good luck, and have fun! And PM me if you have any problems. And I'll be here to VIP you if you're online now or within the hour or so.

    See you in the house!

    -BB


    Some welcome. *sniff* I'm going to go watch the Care Bears movie to feel better.

    If there's one person who still loves me, it's Sir-Hugs-Alot

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  25. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    That's true, we don't make the rules... and yeah that doesn't really tell us too much. That BB is one strange dude. Oh well, let's make the most of your stay :)

    Anyway, don't be so down B'omie

    Here's some blues like you requested...

    Alabama Bound by Leadbelly

    I'm Alabama bound
    I'm Alabama bound
    And if the train don't stop and turn around
    I'm Alabama bound

    Oh, don't you leave me here
    Oh, don't you leave me here
    But if you must go anyhow
    Just leave a dime for beer

    Oh don't you be like me
    Oh don't you be like me
    Drink your good sweet cherry wine
    And let that whiskey be

    Well your hair don't curve
    And your eyes ain't blue
    Well if you don't want me, Polly Ann
    Well I don't want you

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