BBBC Presents: Afternoon Delight

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  1. Bithysith Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 2000
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    For Katya_Jade, here's "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child:

    Kelly, can you handle this?
    Michelle, can you handle this?
    Beyoncé, can you handle this?
    I don't think they can handle this

    My boy Rock, can you handle this?
    My girl Missy, can you handle this?
    DC, can you handle this?
    My ghettos you can't handle this

    Barely move cause we've arrived
    Lookin sexy, lookin fly
    We're the baddest chicks, chicks inside
    DJ jam tonight
    Spotted me a tender thang
    There you are, come on baby
    Don't you wanna boogie with me
    So can you handle, handle me

    You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
    You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
    Cause I don't think they ready for that jelly for them boys
    I don't think they ready for that jelly for them boys
    I don't think they ready for that jelly
    Beyoncé, Michelle and Kelly it's time for takeoff

    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this
    Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe

    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this
    Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe

    I shake my jelly at every chance
    When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
    I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
    Now let's cut a rug while we shake our....

    I'm about to break you off
    H-town goin hard
    Lead my hips, slap my thighs
    Swing my hair, square my eyes
    Lookin hot, smellin good
    Groovin like I'm from the hood
    Look over my shoulder, I'll blow you a kiss
    Can you handle, handle this

    You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
    You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
    Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
    Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
    By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
    Buckle your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff

    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this
    Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe

    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this
    Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe

    (Missy)
    You are not ready, how many times I say y'all not ready
    Watch my booty shake like a fat lady's belly
    My style so stank I bet a bank you gone smell me
    Awww you smell me, smells like money
    When I come runnin, whoa! Missy keep it comin... whoa!
    Rockweiler drum-drummin
    Destiny got the whole world freaking sumthin and
    We killin sumthin
    Somebody betta warn y'all
    Bee, Michelle and Kelly put that jelly on y'all
    Rock and Missy be hot like California
    Won't you sing the hook, uh, why don't ya, now here we go

    Move your body up and down
    Make your booty touch the ground
    I can't help but wonder why
    Is my vibe too vibealacious for ya babe

    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this jelly
    I don't think you ready for this
    Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe

    [image=http://www.nme.com/media/images/DestinysChildJAmInPArk2_L.jpg]

    Thanks, Tom... glad to help!
  2. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    And here's your poster KJ...

    [image=http://www.businesslife.com/slm/articles/summer00/betty.jpg]

    :D
  3. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    For citizen-tom a little Monkees...

    I?m A Believer

    I thought love was only true in fairy tales, meant for someone else but not for me.
    Love was out to get me, that's the way it seemed, disappointment haunted all my dreams.
    Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
    I'm in love, I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried.

    I thought love was more or less a giving thing. Seems the more I gave, the less I got.
    What's the use in trying? All you get is pain. When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
    Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
    I'm in love, I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried.

    Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
    I'm in love, I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried.

    Yes I saw her face, now I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
    Said I'm a believer, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (I'm a believer).
    Said I'm a believer, yeah (I'm a believer). Said I'm a believer?
  4. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Moving on here's the Beastie Boys with Brass Monkey

    (chorus) Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
    Brass Monkey - junkie
    That funky Monkey

    Got this dance that's more than real
    Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
    Put your left leg down - your right leg up
    Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
    M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
    Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
    We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
    Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
    Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
    Double R. foots the bill most definitely
    I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
    I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

    (repeat chorus)

    Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
    When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
    Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
    Come on y'all it's time to get nice
    Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
    Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
    This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
    I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
    I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
    Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
    I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
    It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

    (repeat chorus)

    Step up to the bar - put the girl down
    She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
    Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
    We had a case in the place and we went right through it
    You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
    I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
    I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
    And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
    Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
    Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
    The song and dance keeping you in a trance
    If you don't buy my record I got my advance
    I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
    I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
    We got the bottle - you got the cup
    Come on everybody let's get ffffff

    (repeat chorus)
  5. Bithysith Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 2000
    star 5
    Seeya in a bit, I've gotta step out for a while. :)
  6. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Alright Meg, thanks for stopping by! :)
  7. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Alright, let's keep this show rolling. Here's a little Neil Young...

    The Needle And The Damage Done

    I caught you knocking at my cellar door.
    ?I love you, baby, can I have some more?, ooh, ooh, the damage done.
    I hit the city and I lost my band, I watched the needle take another man.
    Gone, gone, the damage done.

    I sing the song because I love the man. I know that some of you don't understand.
    Milk-blood to keep from running out.
    I've seen the needle and the damage done, a little part of it in everyone
    But every junkie's like a setting sun.
  8. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    KJ,I will play you and KP some Duran Duran but I'm much too lazy to put together a medley :p

    Girls On Film

    See them walking hand in hand across the bridge at midnight
    Heads turning as the lights flashing out it's so bright
    Then walk right out to the fourline track
    There's a camera rolling on her back, on her back
    And I sense the rhythm humming in a frenzy all the way down her spine

    Girls on film, girls on film, girls on film, girls on film

    Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she's falling
    In miles of sharp blue water coming in where she lies
    The diving man's coming up for air cause the crowd all love pulling dolly by the hair, by the hair
    And she wonders how she ever got here as she goes under again

    Girls on film (two minutes later), girls on film
    Girls on film (got your picture), girls on film

    Wider baby smiling you just made a million
    Fuses pumping live heat twisting out on a wire
    Take one last glimpse into the night I'm touching close I'm holding bright, holding tight
    Give me shudders in a whisper take me up till I'm shooting a star

    Girls on film (she's more than a lady), girls on film
    Girls on film (two minutes later), girls on film
    Girls on film (see you together), girls on film
    Girls on film (see you later), girls on film
    Girls on film (what ya doing), girls on film
  9. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Here you go girls...

    [image=http://ilovejtsblondbangs.homestead.com/files/newscan6.JPG]

    I didn't even bother with the rest of the band ;)
  10. B'omarr Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
    star 6
    I just slipped on a banana peel. :(

    I'd also like to point out that the version of the self cannablizing classic "Bootylicious" posted above is the "Misdemeanor" remix. Don't ask me how I know that.
  11. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Seriously?

    I don't think I've ever actually seen that happen to anyone.
  12. B'omarr Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
    star 6
    Let me set the stage:

    I was eating my chiquita banana, when my cat got up on the couch. I dropped my banana on our hardwood floor, and chased the cat off the couch, around the couch, and before I knew what had happened, I circled back to where I began.

    Then: KERR-SPLAT! I was flat on my back.

    Those things are like landmines.
  13. wild_karrde Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 1999
    star 7
    Useless info:

    "Afternoon Delights" is the name of an adult novelty store in my city :D

  14. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    [face_laugh] B'omie

    That's like something straight out of a 3 stooges flick.

    And Derek, how do you know about this store, shop there often?

    ;) :p
  15. B'omarr Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
    star 6
    Oh, it gets better. Then my cat threw a pie at my face, but I ducked, and it hit the prim and proper old woman behind me. Suddenly the room was filled with flying custard!*





    (did not happen)
  16. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Now it's starting to sound like my house, only there it's kids throwing food at each other not pets.

    It's all the same in those instances though. When they're acting like that they might as well be pets.
  17. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    And here's The Doors...

    LOVE ME TWO TIMES

    Love me two times, baby
    Love me twice today
    Love me two times, girl
    I'm goin' away
    Love me two times, girl
    One for tomorrow
    One just for today
    Love me two times
    I'm goin' away

    Love me one time
    I could not speak
    Love me one time
    Yeah, my knees got weak
    But love me two times, girl
    Last me all through the week
    Love me two times
    I'm goin' away
    Love me two times
    I'm goin' away

    Oh, yes

    Love me one time
    I could not speak
    Love me one time, baby
    Yeah, my knees got weak
    But love me two times, girl
    Last me all through the week
    Love me two times
    I'm goin' away

    Love me two times, babe
    Love me twice today
    Love me two times, babe
    'Cause I'm goin' away
    Love me two time, girl
    One for tomorrow
    One just for today
    Love me two times
    I'm goin' away
    Love me two times
    I'm goin' away
    Love me two times
    I'm goin' away
  18. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Keeping thing moving on the BBBC, here's The Bad Brains with Banned in D.C.

    Banned in D.C. with a thousand more places to go.
    Gonna swim across the Atlantic, cause that's the only place I can go.

    You, you can't hurt me, me I'm banned in D.C. D.C.

    We, we got ourselves, gonna sing it, gonna love it, gonna work it out to any length.
    Don't worry, no worry, about what people say.
    We got ourselves, we gonna make it anyway.

    You, you can't hurt me, why I'm banned in D.C. D.C.

    And if you ban us from your clubs, it's the right time, with the right mind.
    And if you think we really care, you won't find in my mind.
    Ooh! Ooh! You can't afford, to close your doors, so soon no more.
  19. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Remember folks, the request lines are open.

    Here's a little Cat stevens...

    I THINK I SEE THE LIGHT

    I used to trust nobody, trusting even less their words,
    until I found somebody, there was no one I preferred,
    my heart was made of stone, my eyes saw only misty grey,
    Until you came into my life girl, I saw everyone that way.
    Until I found the one I needed at my side,
    I think I would have been a sad man all my life.

    I think I see the light coming to me,
    coming through me giving me a second sight.
    So shine, shine, shine,
    shine, shine, shine,
    shine, shine, shine.

    I used to walk alone, every step seemed the same.
    This world was not my home, so there was nothing much to gain.
    Look up and see the clouds, look down and see the cold floor.
    Until you came into my life girl, I saw nothing, nothing more.
    Until I found the one I needed at my side,
    I think I would have been a sad man all my life.

    I think I see the light coming to me,
    coming through me giving me a second sight.
    So shine, shine, shine,
    shine, shine, shine,
    shine, shine, shine.
  20. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Okay, I'm in transit from work to home, so if somebody else would take the wheel for a sec, I would be much obliged.
  21. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
    star 6
    //starts pushing random buttons
  22. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
    star 6
    I just have time to read the obituaries before playing another song.



    The FF-UK forum died yesterday after a short, but painful battle with a parasitic illness. Preparations were being made today for the funeral but were quickly disrupted when a battle broke out over FF-UK's much loved banner.

    Our thoughts go out to everyone.

    FF-UK was two years old.


  23. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
    star 6
    And now here's Something for Kate's "Whatever You Want"

    picked the wrong time to be looking up at the night
    popular belief came down, destroyed his house and claimed his sight
    forwards in lockstop barely able to draw breath
    yeah curiosity killed the cat, he's buried alongside every great mind we never had
    i'm sorry i know it's only rock and roll
    but i've felt this twinge in the back of my mind
    you do not have a monopoly on the truth
    believe everything you read and in twenty years we'll put you behind glass
    for all the people to come see
    they'll be rolling in the aisles
    whatever you want
    whatever it is you haven't got
    sentimental
    knowing when you get on that road i've got no idea where you're going
    ooh..
    before you jump you better think twice
    no angel's gonna appear to offer you advice
    whatever you want
    whatever appeals to whatever it is you haven't got
    sentimental
    knowing
    sentimental
    knowing when you get on that road i've got no idea where you're going
  24. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    Thanks for taking over Kerryn! :)

    So what's new in your corner of the world?
  25. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
    star 6
    I've finally got rid of my hangover! Yay!

    But I have to drive my flatmate into the city to pick up his car now, so I have to go.

    *hugs and kisses*

    :D
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