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BBBC Presents: Afternoon Delight

Discussion in 'Big Brother House' started by Debo, Jul 31, 2002.

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  1. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well while you're thinking about whether to abort that fetus of yours or not, how about try some of our sponsor's refreshing COLA!

    With 45 added nutrients, it's guaranteed to make you wish you could eat!
     
  2. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    We have sponsors!? [face_shocked]

    ;) :p

    And now it looks like [link=http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=8144375&replies=0]a fight is brewing[/link] in YJCC. Perhaps we can get our Roving_Reporter on the scene...
     
  3. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    "Yeah. Apparently my step-sister, who is 11 years old, was asking her mother about what would happen to her if she got pregnant. Her mother has had the operation, and so has my mother and her dad/my stepfather. She wants a baby around, so she figures she'll just have one. Her older cousin, who is 23, just had a baby. I think this is where she got the idea. Anyway, my parents want me to sit down and have a sister-sister talk with her. I have no idea what to say. Help!"

    Doctor Debo says: "Tell your sister that dogs can have dogs, but kids can't have kids."
     
  4. BBBC_Roving_Reporter

    BBBC_Roving_Reporter Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah, hi guys. BBBC Roving Reporter -- err reporting here.

    It's seems Red_Oktobur has put the challenge out to DUSHONI, saying " You and your gosh darned sexy colors have moved all the chic flow directly towards you. You've done nothing but post sexy posts, and even scored "Teh Sexiest" on GriffZ's "Sexy People List"."


    Hmm, we're still waiting for DUSHONI
    to enter the arena. More updates as they come to hand.
     
  5. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    This from Talon_Karrde:

    //calls

    Silmarillion: Thanks for calling Afternoon Delight, what can we do for you?

    Talon_Karrde: Is this Silmarillion?

    Sil: The one and only.

    Talon_Karrde: Oh, well, can I talk to Debo? He's a lot more interesting.

    Sil: Uh...he's...out looking for AYBABTU's squirrel.

    Talon_Karrde: Oh. Well, could you play Squirrel Nut Zippers: Afterlife (Hell) for me then? Maybe it'll help.
     
  6. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Well, these are some interesting happenings to say the least. Keep us posted R_R. And here's that Squirrel Nut Zippers song to keep things moving...

    People listen attentively
    I mean about future calamity
    I used to think the idea was obsolete
    Until I heard the old man stamping his feet
    This is a place where eternally
    Fire is applied to the body
    Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
    And baked into cakes which are passed around
    In the afterlife
    You could be headed for the serious strife
    Now you make the scene all day
    But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
    Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement , job skill and brain
    And all the things you try to hide
    Will be revealed on the other side.
    Now the D and A and the M and the N and the A
    and the T and the I-O-N
    Lose your face
    Lose your name
    And get fitted for a suit of flames.
     
  7. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    This one is for my very own host-in-law, Silmarillion:

    I was dreaming of the past
    And my heart was beating fast
    I began to lose control
    I began to lose control

    I didn't mean to hurt you
    I'm sorry that I made you cry
    Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
    I'm just a jealous guy

    I was feeling insecure
    You might not love me anymore
    I was shivering inside
    I was shivering inside

    I didn't mean to hurt you
    I'm sorry that I made you cry
    Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
    I'm just a jealous guy

    I didn't mean to hurt you
    I'm sorry that I made you cry
    Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
    I'm just a jealous guy

    I was trying to catch your eyes
    Thought that you was trying to hide
    I was swallowing my pain
    I was swallowing my pain

    I didn't mean to hurt you
    I'm sorry that I made you cry
    Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
    I'm just a jealous guy, watch out
    I'm just a jealous guy, look out babe
    I'm just a jealous guy


    I wonder who requested that? The bloke has taste. John Lennon and "Jealous Guy".
     
  8. BBBC_Roving_Reporter

    BBBC_Roving_Reporter Jedi Youngling

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    This just in -- Sil kicks arse and anyone that says otherwise is a complete ******. Thank you!
     
  9. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    What is that Casper, some kind of 80's rock?

    ;) :p

    What's that, inside jokes might alienate our listeners? Screw them! Oh, we're still on the air?

    [face_blush]

    Sorry people, technical difficulties, we should have it all sorted out in a moment...
     
  10. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A complete ******!
     
  11. BBBC_Roving_Reporter

    BBBC_Roving_Reporter Jedi Youngling

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    Jul 30, 2002
    BBBC_Rover_Reporter reporting again!

    We have news from the sidelines of the Red_Oktobur/DUSHONI clash. I spoke to citizen-tom and this is what he had to say:

    " I'd have to say that front rowers should put up umbrellas because dushoni's blood will reach that distance once he is succesfully clawed to death and mashed into a pile of rubbish, un-recognizable even by his own mother. That is all. "

    There you have it boys.
     
  12. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Secret_Crush likes to dedicate a song:

    To my immortal beloved, I want to dance under the stars with you... eternally

    Fade into you

    I want to hold the hand inside you
    I want to take a breath that's true
    I look to you and I see nothing
    I look to you to see the truth
    You live your life
    You go in shadows
    You'll come apart and you'll go black
    Some kind of night into your darkness
    Colors your eyes with what's not there.

    Fade into you
    Strange you never knew
    Fade into you
    I think it's strange you never knew

    A stranger's light comes on slowly
    A stranger's heart without a home
    You put your hands into your head
    And then smiles cover your heart

    Fade into you
    Strange you never knew
    Fade into you
    I think it's strange you never knew

    Fade into you
    Strange you never knew
    Fade into you
    I think it's strange you never knew
    I think it's strange you never knew


    A song by Mazzy Star.
     
  13. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Aww, that's sweet.

    There's a lucky somebody out there somewhere.
     
  14. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Guys, Terr_Mys is asking for a re-cap of today's events...
     
  15. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    All right. Let me find some news first.

    JC news or world news?
     
  16. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    World news? What's that?
     
  17. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    JC news? What's that?

    [face_laugh]

    Forget about it.

    In other news: any news, Tom?
     
  18. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    No, no news. Nothing new here. Our producer seems to have stepped out...

    So anyway, anymore dedications coming our way?
     
  19. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yes. We have Romantic_Dreamer who dedicates this to his secret love:

    Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
    Me love you long time.
    Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
    Me love you long time.
    Me, so horny....So, so horny...Me, so horny.
    Me love you long time.
    Me, so horny....So, so horny... Me, so horny....
    Me love you long time.
     
  20. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Ah yes, from the modern classics series i believe...
     
  21. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    This from citizen-tom (no relation to Kane)

    I would like to add on to my statement that I am willing to sell dushoni's body parts at shockingly low prices to the highest bidder. We will start the bidding with his head (please nothe that the ears and nose are seperate and are not part of the head, unless you bid on the combonation package)
     
  22. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sorry guys, I've been called to errr, help deliver a baby. Yes, that's it.

    I'll be back later. :)
     
  23. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    No prob, K.

    Swollen_Member dedicates a song to his girlfriend:

    Hey, did you happen to see
    The most beautiful girl in the world?
    And if you did,
    Was she crying, crying?
    Hey, if you happen to see
    The most beautiful girl
    That walked out on me
    Tell her, "I'm sorry."
    Tell her, "I need my baby."
    Won't you tell her
    That I love her.

    I woke up this morning
    And realized
    What I had done
    I stood alone
    In the cold gray dawn
    I knew I'd lost
    My morning sun
    I lost my head
    And I said some things
    Now come the heartaches
    That morning brings
    I know I'm wrong
    And I couldn't see
    I let my world
    Slip away from me

    So, did you happen to see
    The most beautiful girl in the world?
    And if you did,
    Was she crying, crying?
    Hey, if you happen to see
    The most beautiful girl
    That walked out on me
    Tell her, "I'm sorry."
    Tell her, "I need my baby."
    Won't you tell her
    That I love her.
     
  24. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Wow, sounds serious K.

    Hurry back though :D

    This one goes out to DUSHONI from Red_Oktobur...

    Baby

    Every time that I feel lonely, every time that I fell blue,
    Here?s a little song you?ll hear me softly singing, it?s all about you.
    You are always on my mind dear, no matter where I?m apt to stray,
    There?s not another girl in this great big world, that?s why I want to say.
    Baby, baby, say we?ll never part,
    Although the skies be dreary and grey,
    Promise me that you?ll never stray away
    My baby, baby, you?re my sweetheart.

    I love you, all day through, nobody else in this great big world for me,
    Will do, I said will do, and when, and when I?m feeling lonely, and when
    I?m feeling blue, nobody else in this great big world for me will do, do, do.

    Baby, baby you?re my sweetheart,
    Baby, baby, say we?ll never part.
    Although the skies be dreary and gray,
    Promise me that you?ll never stray away
    My baby, baby, you?re my sweetheart.


    And that was a little diddy by George Formby.
     
  25. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A quick one while she's away.

    "Big_Arse, where were you? We had agreed to meet yesterday. Yours, Difficult_Constipation."
     
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