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We have sponsors!? [face_shocked]



And now it looks like a fight is brewing in YJCC. Perhaps we can get our Roving_Reporter on the scene...

 

"Yeah. Apparently my step-sister, who is 11 years old, was asking her mother about what would happen to her if she got pregnant. Her mother has had the operation, and so has my mother and her dad/my stepfather. She wants a baby around, so she figures she'll just have one. Her older cousin, who is 23, just had a baby. I think this is where she got the idea. Anyway, my parents want me to sit down and have a sister-sister talk with her. I have no idea what to say. Help!"

Doctor Debo says: "Tell your sister that dogs can have dogs, but kids can't have kids."

 

Yeah, hi guys. BBBC Roving Reporter -- err reporting here.

It's seems Red_Oktobur has put the challenge out to DUSHONI, saying " You and your gosh darned sexy colors have moved all the chic flow directly towards you. You've done nothing but post sexy posts, and even scored "Teh Sexiest" on GriffZ's "Sexy People List"."


Hmm, we're still waiting for DUSHONI
to enter the arena. More updates as they come to hand.

 

This from Talon_Karrde:

//calls

Silmarillion: Thanks for calling Afternoon Delight, what can we do for you?

Talon_Karrde: Is this Silmarillion?

Sil: The one and only.

Talon_Karrde: Oh, well, can I talk to Debo? He's a lot more interesting.

Sil: Uh...he's...out looking for AYBABTU's squirrel.

Talon_Karrde: Oh. Well, could you play Squirrel Nut Zippers: Afterlife (Hell) for me then? Maybe it'll help.

 

Well, these are some interesting happenings to say the least. Keep us posted R_R. And here's that Squirrel Nut Zippers song to keep things moving...

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet
This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
And baked into cakes which are passed around
In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement , job skill and brain
And all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.
Now the D and A and the M and the N and the A
and the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face
Lose your name
And get fitted for a suit of flames.

 

This one is for my very own host-in-law, Silmarillion:

I was dreaming of the past
And my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control
I began to lose control

I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy

I was feeling insecure
You might not love me anymore
I was shivering inside
I was shivering inside

I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy

I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy

I was trying to catch your eyes
Thought that you was trying to hide
I was swallowing my pain
I was swallowing my pain

I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just a jealous guy, watch out
I'm just a jealous guy, look out babe
I'm just a jealous guy

I wonder who requested that? The bloke has taste. John Lennon and "Jealous Guy".

 

This just in -- Sil kicks arse and anyone that says otherwise is a complete ******. Thank you!

 

What is that Casper, some kind of 80's rock?



What's that, inside jokes might alienate our listeners? Screw them! Oh, we're still on the air?



Sorry people, technical difficulties, we should have it all sorted out in a moment...

 

A complete ******!

 

BBBC_Rover_Reporter reporting again!

We have news from the sidelines of the Red_Oktobur/DUSHONI clash. I spoke to citizen-tom and this is what he had to say:

" I'd have to say that front rowers should put up umbrellas because dushoni's blood will reach that distance once he is succesfully clawed to death and mashed into a pile of rubbish, un-recognizable even by his own mother. That is all. "

There you have it boys.

 

Secret_Crush likes to dedicate a song:

To my immortal beloved, I want to dance under the stars with you... eternally

Fade into you

I want to hold the hand inside you
I want to take a breath that's true
I look to you and I see nothing
I look to you to see the truth
You live your life
You go in shadows
You'll come apart and you'll go black
Some kind of night into your darkness
Colors your eyes with what's not there.

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think it's strange you never knew

A stranger's light comes on slowly
A stranger's heart without a home
You put your hands into your head
And then smiles cover your heart

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think it's strange you never knew

Fade into you
Strange you never knew
Fade into you
I think it's strange you never knew
I think it's strange you never knew

A song by Mazzy Star.

 

Aww, that's sweet.

There's a lucky somebody out there somewhere.

 

Guys, Terr_Mys is asking for a re-cap of today's events...

 

All right. Let me find some news first.

JC news or world news?

 

World news? What's that?

 

JC news? What's that?



Forget about it.

In other news: any news, Tom?

 

No, no news. Nothing new here. Our producer seems to have stepped out...

So anyway, anymore dedications coming our way?

 

Yes. We have Romantic_Dreamer who dedicates this to his secret love:

Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny...Me, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny... Me, so horny....
Me love you long time.

 

Ah yes, from the modern classics series i believe...

 

This from citizen-tom (no relation to Kane)

I would like to add on to my statement that I am willing to sell dushoni's body parts at shockingly low prices to the highest bidder. We will start the bidding with his head (please nothe that the ears and nose are seperate and are not part of the head, unless you bid on the combonation package)

 

Sorry guys, I've been called to errr, help deliver a baby. Yes, that's it.

I'll be back later.

 

No prob, K.

Swollen_Member dedicates a song to his girlfriend:

Hey, did you happen to see
The most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did,
Was she crying, crying?
Hey, if you happen to see
The most beautiful girl
That walked out on me
Tell her, "I'm sorry."
Tell her, "I need my baby."
Won't you tell her
That I love her.

I woke up this morning
And realized
What I had done
I stood alone
In the cold gray dawn
I knew I'd lost
My morning sun
I lost my head
And I said some things
Now come the heartaches
That morning brings
I know I'm wrong
And I couldn't see
I let my world
Slip away from me

So, did you happen to see
The most beautiful girl in the world?
And if you did,
Was she crying, crying?
Hey, if you happen to see
The most beautiful girl
That walked out on me
Tell her, "I'm sorry."
Tell her, "I need my baby."
Won't you tell her
That I love her.

 

Wow, sounds serious K.

Hurry back though

This one goes out to DUSHONI from Red_Oktobur...

Baby

Every time that I feel lonely, every time that I fell blue,
Here?s a little song you?ll hear me softly singing, it?s all about you.
You are always on my mind dear, no matter where I?m apt to stray,
There?s not another girl in this great big world, that?s why I want to say.
Baby, baby, say we?ll never part,
Although the skies be dreary and grey,
Promise me that you?ll never stray away
My baby, baby, you?re my sweetheart.

I love you, all day through, nobody else in this great big world for me,
Will do, I said will do, and when, and when I?m feeling lonely, and when
I?m feeling blue, nobody else in this great big world for me will do, do, do.

Baby, baby you?re my sweetheart,
Baby, baby, say we?ll never part.
Although the skies be dreary and gray,
Promise me that you?ll never stray away
My baby, baby, you?re my sweetheart.

And that was a little diddy by George Formby.

 

A quick one while she's away.

"Big_Arse, where were you? We had agreed to meet yesterday. Yours, Difficult_Constipation."