BBBC Presents! The Evening Edition!

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  1. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 6, 2000
    star 5
    Good evening and welcome to this very SPECIAL edition of M&M's Meaty Gossip!

    As this is our first Evening Edition, we will be leaving the lines open all night taking requests from YOU!

    So, if you have a song you wish to dedicate to your loved one, be sure to call it in!

    Let's start off with a little DRAMA!

    It has been long accepted by the BB housemates that epic has it out for wild_karrde. We believe (though still unconfirmed) that he voluntarily adds Derek's name to the weekly nominations list. We believe this is because epic secretly has a crush on Derek's [face_love] Tara.

    Talk about PATHETIC!
  2. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
    star 6
    You know, I had coffee with epic recently and he kept muttering under his breath "Derek thinks he's so good."

    I thought he was just crazy, but now it all makes sense! Watch your back, Derek!

    :eek:
  3. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 6, 2000
    star 5
    The phone lines have been lit like a Christmas Tree with people confirming the above.

    One caller, who wished to remain anon, we'll just call him Darth, stated, and I quote: "I can no longer look at a woman without epic making me feel dirty."


    Apparently, epic isn't just after one woman, he wishes to dominate them all. We have a word for that where I come from, and I don't know if we can say that on air, but I don't care: SLUT!

    Moving on, in unrelated news, Sil files charges against an unidentified man, whom she says she used to drink coffee with until things got quote "weird."
  4. wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 1999
    star 7
    //pops head in door

    if epic even so much as adds Tara to his WUL I'm gonna go midevil on his candy-ass!

    //pops head back out
  5. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    Hello!

    I'd like to add something. When we did the MM, I got a PM from epic. I said at some point: "Derek plays a guy who is always number two to you," and he said: "So you're using real-life situations then?"
  6. wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 1999
    star 7
    //pops head back in

    That smug bastard

    //pops head back out
  7. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 6, 2000
    star 5
    One very fitting request by an witty caller, "Every Breath You Take" -- Sting:

    Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take

    I'll be watching you

    Every single day
    Every word you say
    Every game you play
    Every night you say

    I'll be watching you


    O can't you see
    You belong to me
    How my poor heart aches
    With every step you take

    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake


    Since you've gone I been lost without a trace
    I dream at night I can only see your face
    I look around but it's you I can't replace
    I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
    I keep crying baby, baby, please



    O can't you see
    You belong to me
    How my poor heart aches

    With every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every vow you break
    Every smile you fake
    Every claim you stake


    I'll be watching you


    Every move you make
    Every step you take

    I'll be watching you

    I'll be watching you


    [link=http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/8157/everyb.htm]Click here to listen to MIDI version![/link]

    Dedicated to Sil.
    Edit--This girl needs coffee!
  8. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    I've got some time left. I'll join you as a co-host, April.

    //takes a seat

    Hello, listeners and other assorted suckers! It's me again!

    April, that song is called "Every Breath You Take".

    Sorry Sting fans! Apologies to both of you!
  9. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
    star 6
    Maybe it's time for a bit of "Paranoid Android" from Radiohead...


    Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
    From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
    What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)
    What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)

    When I am king, you will be first against the wall
    With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
    What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)
    What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but no android)

    Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
    Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy
    You don't remember
    You don't remember
    Why don't you remember my name?
    Off with his head, man
    Off with his head, man
    Why don't you remember my name?
    I guess he does....

    Rain down, rain down
    Come on rain down on me
    From a great height
    From a great height... height...
    Rain down, rain down
    Come on rain down on me
    From a great height
    From a great height... height...
    Rain down, rain down
    Come on rain down on me

    That's it, sir
    You're leaving
    The crackle of pigskin
    The dust and the screaming
    The yuppies networking
    The panic, the vomit
    The panic, the vomit
    God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!
  10. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    It appears...

    Yes, hang on...

    Listeners, as we speak -- as *I* speak, a traffic sign is being placed in epic's garden with "Stalk / Don't Stalk".

    More as we get it. I don't right now.
  11. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    //switches chairs

    Thank you, Debo.

    Another appropriate song:

    You're so hot, teasing me
    So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you
    That's something I couldn't do
    There's that look in your eyes
    I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
    Ah, but girl you're only a child

    Well I can dance with you honey
    If you think it's funny
    Does your mother know that you're out?
    And I can chat with you baby
    Flirt a little maybe
    Does your mother know that you're out?

    Take it easy (take it easy)
    Better slow down girl
    That's no way to go
    Does your mother know?
    Take it easy (take it easy)
    Try to cool it girl
    Take it nice and slow
    Does your mother know?

    I can see what you want
    But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
    So maybe I'm not the one
    Now you're so cute, I like your style
    And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)
    But girl you're only a child

    Well I can dance with you honey
    If you think it's funny
    Does your mother know that you're out?
    And I can chat with you baby
    Flirt a little maybe
    Does your mother know that you're out?

    Take it easy (take it easy)
    Better slow down girl
    That's no way to go
    Does your mother know?
    Take it easy (take it easy)
    Try to cool it girl
    Take it nice and slow
    Does your mother know?

    Well I can dance with you honey
    If you think it's funny
    Does your mother know that you're out?
    And I can chat with you baby
    Flirt a little maybe
    Does your mother know that you're out?


    "Does Your Mother Know?" by ABBA.
  12. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    We've got a request from Sar-Tamber-lac:

    I have climbed highest mountain
    I have run through the fields
    Only to be with you
    Only to be with you

    I have run
    I have crawled
    I have scaled these city walls
    These city walls
    Only to be with you

    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

    I have kissed honey lips
    Felt the healing in her fingertips
    It burned like fire
    This burning desire

    I have spoke with the tongue of angels
    I have held the hand of a devil
    It was warm in the night
    I was cold as a stone

    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

    I believe in the kingdom come
    Then all the colors will bleed into one
    Bleed into one
    Well yes I'm still running

    You broke the bonds and you
    Loosed the chains
    Carried the cross
    Of my shame
    Of my shame
    You know I believed it

    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
    But I still haven't found what I'm looking for...


    And he still hasn't found what he's looking for after 20 years. A song by U2, sung by Boner.
  13. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    Old Brown Shoe requests "Visions of Johanna" -- well, I can't give you the visions, but here's the song. Old Brown Shoe, this one's for you!

    Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?
    We sit here stranded, though we're all doin' our best to deny it
    And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin' you to defy it
    Lights flicker from the opposite loft
    In this room the heat pipes just cough
    The country music station plays soft
    But there's nothing, really nothing to turn off
    Just Louise and her lover so entwined
    And these visions of Johanna that conquer my mind

    In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain
    And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the "D" train
    We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight
    Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane
    Louise, she's all right, she's just near
    She's delicate and seems like the mirror
    But she just makes it all too concise and too clear
    That Johanna's not here
    The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face
    Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place

    Now, little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously
    He brags of his misery, he likes to live dangerously
    And when bringing her name up
    He speaks of a farewell kiss to me
    He's sure got a lotta gall to be so useless and all
    Muttering small talk at the wall while I'm in the hall
    How can I explain?
    Oh, it's so hard to get on
    And these visions of Johanna, they kept me up past the dawn

    Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial
    Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while
    But Mona Lisa musta had the highway blues
    You can tell by the way she smiles
    See the primitive wallflower freeze
    When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
    Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeeze
    I can't find my knees"
    Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule
    But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so cruel

    The peddler now speaks to the countess who's pretending to care for him
    Sayin', "Name me someone that's not a parasite and I'll go out and say a prayer for him"
    But like Louise always says
    "Ya can't look at much, can ya man?"
    As she, herself, prepares for him
    And Madonna, she still has not showed
    We see this empty cage now corrode
    Where her cape of the stage once had flowed
    The fiddler, he now steps to the road
    He writes ev'rything's been returned which was owed
    On the back of the fish truck that loads
    While my conscience explodes
    The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain
    And these visions of Johanna are now all that remain


    I'm not going to tell you who wrote this song. If you don't know, you suck.
  14. wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 1999
    star 7
    Excuse me for a moment my good friend, I'd like to dedicate a song to my Princess, the wonderful Tara aka DarthBabe:

    Guns 'N Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine

    She's got a smile that it seems to me
    Reminds me of childhood memories
    Where everything
    Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
    Now and then when I see her face
    She takes me away to that
    special place
    And if I stared too long
    I'd probably break down and cry

    Sweet child o' mine
    Sweet love of mine

    She's got eyes of the bluest skies
    As if they thought of rain
    I hate to look into those eyes
    And see an ounce of pain
    Her hair reminds me
    of a warm safe place
    Where as a child I'd hide
    And pray for the thunder
    And the rain
    To quietly pass me by

    Sweet child o' mine
    Sweet love of mine

    Where do we go
    Where do we go now
    Where do we go
    Sweet child o' mine
  15. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    Dedicate away, Derek! Talk about dedications: Terr_Mys -- without whom! -- dedicates this to his childhood friend Elise:

    Belle,is the only word I know that suits her well
    When she dances oh,the stories she can tell
    A free bird try out her wings to fly away
    And when I see her move I see the hell to pray

    She dances naked in my soul and sleep won't come
    And it's no use to pray this prayers to Notre Dame
    Tell,who'd be the first to raise his hand and throw a stone
    I'd hang him high and laugh to see him die alone
    Oh Lucifer,please let me go beyond god's love
    And run my fingers through her hair Esmeralda

    Belle,there is a demon inside her who came from hell
    And he turned my eyes from god,oh,I fell
    He put this inside me I'm ashamed to tell
    Without my god inside I'm just a burning shell

    The same of Eve she has in her I know so well
    For want of her I know I'd give my soul to sell
    Bell,this gypsy girl is there a soul beneath her skin
    And oh she bears the cross of all our human sin
    Oh Notre Dame please let me go beyond god's love
    Open the door of love inside Esmeralda

    Belle,eventhough her eyes seem to lead us to hell
    She may be more pure more pure than the words can tell
    But when she dances feelings come no man can quell
    Beneath her rainbow coloured dress there burns the well

    My promised one please let me one time be untrue
    Before in front of god and man I marry you
    Who would be the man who'd turn from her to save his soul
    To be with her I'd let the devil take me whole
    I am a man who knows no love
    I go to open up the rose Esmeralda

    She dances naked in my soul and sleep won't come
    And it's no use to pray this prayers to Notre Dame
    Tell,who'd be the first to raise his hand and throw a stone
    I'd hang him high and laugh to see him die alone
    Oh Lucifer,please let me go beyond god's love
    And run my fingers through her hair Esmeralda


    "Belle" from "Notre-Dame de Paris"!
  16. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    Thank you, thank you. Another Dylan song coming up.

    A worried man with a worried mind
    No one in front of me and nothing behind
    There's a woman on my lap and she's drinking champagne
    Got white skin, got assassin's eyes
    I'm looking up into the sapphire tinted skies
    I'm well dressed, waiting on the last train

    Bridge #1:
    Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose
    Any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose

    Chorus
    People are crazy and times are strange
    I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
    I used to care, but things have changed

    This place ain't doing me any good
    I'm in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood
    Just for a second there I thought I saw something move
    Gonna take dancing lessons do the jitterbug rag
    Ain't no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag
    Only a fool in here would think he's got anything to prove

    Bridge #2
    Lot of water under the bridge, Lot of other stuff too
    Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only passing through

    (chorus)

    I've been walking forty miles of bad road
    If the bible is right, the world will explode
    I've been trying to get as far away from myself as I can
    Some things are too hot to touch
    The human mind can only stand so much
    You can't win with a losing hand

    Bridge #3
    Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet
    Putting her in a wheel barrow and wheeling her down the street

    (chorus)

    I hurt easy, I just don't show it
    You can hurt someone and not even know it
    The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
    Gonna get low down, gonna fly high
    All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
    I'm in love with a woman who don't even appeal to me

    Bridge #4
    Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
    I'm not that eager to make a mistake

    (chorus)


    One of my favourites. "Things Have Changed" (and they have).
  17. BBBC_Roving_Reporter Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 30, 2002
    NEWSFLASH!

    Statement from DarthNut


    I'm not really the nuttiest guy around!


    More on this shocking story as it comes in!!
  18. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    For the lovely Kerr_Plunk, "All The Madmen" by the excellent David Bowie!

    Day after day.
    They send my friends away
    To mansions cold and grey
    To the far side of town
    Where the thin men stalk the streets
    While the sane stay underground.
    Day after day.
    They tell me I can go
    They tell me I can blow
    To the far side of town
    Where it's pointless to be high
    For it's such a long way down
    So I tell them that,
    I can fly,i will scream,i will break my arm
    I will do me harm.
    Here I stand,foot in hand,talking to my wall
    I'm not quite right at all...am i?

    Don't set me free,i'm as heavy as can be
    Just my librium and me
    And my e.s.t. makes three

    Cause i'd rather stay here
    With all the madmen
    Than perish with the sadmen roaming free
    And i'd rather play here
    With all the madmen
    For i'm quite content they're all as sane
    As me

    (where can the horizon lie
    When a nation hides
    Its organic minds
    In a cellar...dark and grim
    They must be very dim)

    Day after day
    They take some brain away
    They turn my face around
    To the far side of town
    And tell me that it's real
    Then ask me how I feel

    Here I stand,foot in hand,talking to my wall
    I'm not quite right at all.

    Don't set me free,i'm as helpless as can be
    My libidos split on me
    Gimme some good 'ole lobotomy

    Cause i'd rather stay here
    With all the madmen
    Than perish with the sadmen
    Roaming free
    And i'd rather play here
    With all the madmen
    For i'm quite content
    They're all as sane as me.

    Zane,zane,zane
    Ouvre le chien
  19. B'omarr Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2000
    star 6
    I'd got a dedication I'd like to make myself. I'd like to dedicate this to the gundamned hard disk that just decided to crap out on my good pc:

    Styx

    What can I do
    Pictures of you still make me cry
    Trying to live without your love
    It's so hard to do
    Some nights I'll wake up
    I'll look at your pillow
    Hoping that I'll see you there
    But I get up each day, not much to say
    I've nowhere to go
    Loneliness fills me up inside
    'Cause I'm missing you
    So if you'll give us a chance to remember
    The love we had once together
    Wait and see
    Time is all that we really need
    I'm praying you won't say no
    I mean to tell you

    Don't let it end
    Baby we could have so much more
    Don't let it end
    Honey please don't walk out that door

    I'm telling you baby, I made my mistakes
    But I'll make you this promise to do what it takes
    I'll be there to protect you and hold you tight
    You got my lovin' baby every single night

    Don't let it end
    I'm begging you, don't let it end this way
    Don't let it end
    I'm begging you, don't let it end this way

    Don't let it end
    Baby we could have so much more
    Don't let it end
    Honey please don't walk out that door
    Don't let it end
    I'm begging you don't let it end this way
    Don't let it end
    I'm begging you don't let it end this way, no, no, no
    No, no, no

    What will I do
    If you say we're through
    I need you to stay, honey
    Don't let it end this way.
  20. Debo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 27, 2001
    star 6
    That'll teach him, B'omie.

    But I've got to go. See you all tomorrow!

    //takes his headphones off

    //leaves

    //feedback from mic
  21. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
    star 6
    I have another dedication to go out -- this one's to my good buddy, green_cross_code. He helped us out with the Murder Mystery stuff in Community as well, so he gets the title "Top Bloke" in my book.

    :D

    Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on!

    Didn?t I make you feel like you were the only man ?yeah!
    Didn?t I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can ?
    Honey, you know I did!
    And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I?ve had enough,
    But I?m gonna show you, baby, that a woman can be tough.

    I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
    Take it!
    Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!
    Oh, oh, break it!
    Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    Oh, oh, have a!
    Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,
    You know you got it if it makes you feel good,
    Oh, yes indeed.

    You?re out on the streets looking good,
    And baby deep down in your heart I guess you know that it ain?t right,
    Never, never, never, never, never, never hear me when I cry at night,
    Babe, I cry all the time!
    And each time I tell myself that I, well I can?t stand the pain,
    But when you hold me in your arms, I?ll sing it once again.

    I?ll say come on, come on, come on, come on and take it!
    Take it!
    Take another little piece of my heart now, baby.
    Oh, oh, break it!
    Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah,
    Oh, oh, have a!
    Have another little piece of my heart now, baby,
    You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good.

    I need you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
    Take it!
    Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!
    oh, oh, break it!
    Break another little bit of my heart, now darling, yeah, c?mon now.
    oh, oh, have a
    Have another little piece of my heart now, baby.
    You know you got it ?whoahhhhh!!

    Take it!
    Take it! Take another little piece of my heart now, baby,
    Oh, oh, break it!
    Break another little bit of my heart, now darling, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    Oh, oh, have a
    Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, hey,
    You know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good.
  22. Bithysith Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 2000
    star 5
    Hello boys and girls... as well as my lovely co-host, "Missy"... so sorry I'm late. :)

    Well, not much news from where I'm sitting, but there are whispers that Killer Ewok is not really an Ewok, and kerr_plunk thinks that Debo is sexy. *gasp!*

    And in the entertainment industry, Brittney Spears was recently booed out of a cancelled concert in Mexico, and it is predicted that Signs will rake in huge earnings at the box office this weekend after early positive reviews hitting the net, and overall good buzz.

    That is our update for now... first off is "Hella Good" by No Doubt to keep you rockin' :


    The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
    But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt
    Come here a little closer
    'Cause I wanna see you, baby, real close up
    (Get over here)

    You've got me feeling hella good
    So let's just keep on dancing
    You hold me like you should
    So I'm gonna keep on dancing

    Your performance deserving a standing ovation
    And who would have thought it'd be the two of us
    So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
    'Cause I'm in the mood come on and give it up

    You've got me feeling hella good
    So let's just keep on dancing
    You hold me like you should
    So I'm gonna keep on dancing
    You've got me feeling hella good
    So let's just keep on dancing
    You hold me like you should
    So I'm gonna keep on dancing

    Ooh yeah yeah
    Ooh yeah yeah

    You've got me feeling hella good
    So let's just keep on dancing
    You hold me like you should
    So I'm gonna keep on dancing
    You've got me feeling hella good
    So let's just keep on dancing
    You hold me like you should
    So I'm gonna keep on dancing

    Keep on dancing
    Keep on dancing



    Keep requests coming in!

  23. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 6, 2000
    star 5
    I have a request from my "mod-bitch"

    the Bitch is Back

    I was justified when I was five
    Raisin' cane
    I spit in your eye
    Times are changin'
    Now the poor get fat
    But the fever's gonna catch you
    When the bitch gets back, oh, oh, oh

    Eat meat on Friday
    That's all right
    Even like steak
    On a Saturday night
    I can bitch the best
    At your social do's
    I get high in the evening
    Sniffing pots of glue, oh, oh, oh

    I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
    Oh, the bitch is back
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
    I can bitch, I can bitch
    'Cause I'm better than you
    It's the way that I move
    The things that I do

    I entertain by picking brains
    Sell my soul
    By dropping names
    I don't like those
    My God, what's that!
    Oh, it's full of nasty habits
    When the bitch gets back

    I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
    Oh, the bitch is back
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
    I can bitch, I can bitch
    'Cause I'm better than you
    It's the way that I move
    The things that I do

  24. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 6, 2000
    star 5
    This in from an unidentified JCer...

    There appears to be a love "pentagon" going...

    epic, dushoni, derek, tara and an unidentified five year old irish girl.

    More as it comes in.
  25. wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 1999
    star 7
    //pops head back in again

    Lies I tells ya, all lies!!!

    //pops head back out again
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