BBBC Presents! The Evening Edition!

Discussion in 'Big Brother House' started by Missninfan, Jul 31, 2002.

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  1. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

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    I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
    I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
    I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
    Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
    So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why
    I Got This ******* Thorn In My Side
    Oh My, It's A Mirage
    I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage


    So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothin'
    You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button?
    But Yo I'm Out And I'm Gone
    I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On


    'Cause What You See You Might Not Get
    And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet
    You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
    I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage


    Whyyy; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
    Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
    Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
    Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
    Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage


    I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It
    But I'm Gonna Set It Straight This Watergate
    But I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place
    Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face
    But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
    I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
    What Could It Be, It's A Mirage
    You're Scheming On A Thing - That's Sabotage
  2. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

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    And now it's time for the evening news, brought to you by News of the World - the news that no one cares about!
    • Rio death threat hell
      RIO FERDINAND has received death threats following his £30million move from Leeds. Ferdinand made his first appearance in a Manchester United shirt, playing the final 15 minutes of yesterday's 3-2 friendly win at Bournemouth. But United are so worried about the defender's safety, they are ready to give him a bodyguard. Incredibly, Leeds fans on tour with the team in Australia yesterday were displaying banners with the sickening hate messages: "Rio is scum" and "We're going to get you."


    • PJ pulled down his boxers.. and I crawled under the bed covers
      BIG BROTHER star Jade Goody last night lifted the lid on the show's kinkiest sex games. And in an exclusive interview, Jade, the undisputed star of the entire show, told the News of the World how much she despised Big Brother winner Kate Lawler.

      "I could never trust Kate as far I could throw her," she said. "I had my doubts about her. I could never put my finger on it but I don't know why.


    • Ulrika's brief encounter
      ULRIKA Jonsson has found romance again?with a top showbiz lawyer. The Dog Eat Dog star bounced back from her failed affair with England manager Sven Goran Eriksson this week by passionately kissing solicitor Edward Parladorio. He once represented her in a case. A fan of Ulrika spotted them outside a Japanese restaurant called Zuma in London's Knightsbridge.

      "They were just coming out," said the fan. "There were other people on the pavement too, all looking for taxis.

      "I saw Ulrika pull her friend into a little recess then they started kissing really passionately.


    • Dad saws off hand and saves baby
      MEET the man who lost his fingers...and gained a son. For if carpenter Jon Stockley hadn't caught his hand in an electric saw, this picture of him cradling his miracle baby boy Callum could never have been taken. Jon suffered his accident the day before fiancée Natalie was to have her pregnancy terminated after doctors found a rare illness in their baby.

      Grief-sticken Jon, 27, had the op on his mind as he sawed lengths of timber in his workshop. Within seconds his left hand had slipped?and the blade sliced through his fingers, cutting two off completely. As he was rushed to hospital Natalie raced to his side. She posponed her termination for a week. It was a decision that bought their baby vital time?and saved his life.


    Stay tuned for more news that no one cares about!
  3. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    //bursts in

    Hello Kerryn! I'll be ready to take over for the late night show as soon as you're ready for me :D
  4. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 1999
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    Well before I turn on the DJ3000 to cover for me tonight, I'll leave you with a Darren Hanlon double: Falling Aeroplanes and He Misses You Too, You Know.

    These are 2 of the sweetest songs I know, so I hope you enjoy them! I'm off to the DMC DJ Championship Heats tonight so I'll bring a full report in tomorrow. Till then, stay cool and hug someone you love.

    :)

    Falling Aeroplanes
    The boy threw his guitar down
    And started beating his brow
    No matter how hard he tried he couldn?t justify
    All the wasted time spent inventing words and rhyme
    As the stars and the planets and the clock did lapse

    You see making up songs is for losers
    I should build something she uses
    Like a box or a bed or cupboards or shelves
    Songs are made of air they can?t be of any use to her
    Better off trying to catch falling aeroplanes

    Then girl said boy don?t be so stupid
    boy don?t be so daft
    You?re not even right by half
    And although you say your songs are fundamentally air
    There?s also thousands of vibrations that stimulate the air
    In such a way that whenever I hear them
    They always make me smile they are just as tactile
    As a box or a bed or cupboards or shelves
    So boy now stop your moping your cursing and no hoping
    And get back in the saddle

    While she was still speaking towards his feet he was reaching
    Where lay his guitar
    His head was swimming in alphabet soup
    Let it swirl his words formed in his heart
    He said I?m gonna build this song for us with four verses and a chorus
    A real estate your words inspired
    There we will live rent free and sleep on beds of melody
    And leave the key change with the seasons
    And so that song he built was hers with chorus and four verse
    And she woke to find him finally asleep






    He Misses You Too, You Know
    Hello stranger, it's been a while
    Since I last heard your voice
    It seems like only yesterday
    When we both shared a house

    Now there's a thousand miles of phone cable between us
    But I can tell that you're not smiling
    Now I'm going nowhere and you're gonna tell me
    The real reason for your dialling

    So your love has gone away
    By now he'll be sitting somewhere up on a plane
    In an aisle seat with no view
    But I can promise you right now that he'll be thinking of you

    Because from what I can tell
    Well he seems a nice fellow
    And I can see you're good together
    You both look like your straight out of an insurance commercial
    As I drove away
    You both wave from your driveway

    And I know it's hard to become whole
    When you're usually referred to as his better half
    But you're still the girl who chops onions wearing swimming goggles
    You're still the same girl you were before

    So your love has gone away
    By now the hostess will be clearing up what's left on his tray
    But who likes airplane food
    I can promise you right now that he'll be thinking of you
    Thinking of you

    So your love has gone away
    He's not expecting you to wait for him
    But there'll come a day
    When he'll hang up his travelling shoes
    And if you're still around I'm sure that he'll come looking for you
    Looking for you





    Byeeeee!
  5. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

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    May 6, 2000
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    Alright, folks! Missy's back and the lines are now open!

    Send in your dirt! We want to hear it!


    And for the last time, no, jp-30, I will not sit on your lap.

    Ok, lines are open, so let's get those requests in!
  6. Debo Force Ghost

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    Is jp at it again, April? The bloke's married, for cryin oot loooood.
  7. Bithysith Jedi Grand Master

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    Hi everybody! :) We'd like to open up the lines to requests to start the evening off.

    :D
  8. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

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    He's married! :eek:


    Let the drama begin. :)


    Or maybe he's not, Casper, and you're just insanely jealous yourself?
  9. Debo Force Ghost

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    Hey! Don't turn on me! I'm your friend.
  10. Bithysith Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 6, 2000
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    Well, Citizen Tom just called in with this sentiment for the entire JC:

    I would like to give a shout out to the entire boards and congratulate them on the JC's 8 millionth post wich will take place in a matter of seconds.
  11. Jobo Force Ghost

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    Aug 14, 2000
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    Hey Kerryn, Casper, Meg, and.. um, Missy :p Missy, what's your first name?
    _jOBO
  12. Debo Force Ghost

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    8,000,000!

    7,000,000 of them are by Bib Fortuna, Twi'Lek! Congrats to you!
  13. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

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    Jobo, April. :) Yours? :)



    LOL casper!
  14. Jobo Force Ghost

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    Tom.
    Those poor non-VIPs! They can't see the REAL post count! Mwa hwa hwa...
    _jOBO
  15. Debo Force Ghost

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    Hello, (no message)!
  16. Jobo Force Ghost

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    Aug 14, 2000
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    Yes, so I hit the reply button too fast. Shut up. Anyway, now you look stupid.
    _jOBO
  17. Debo Force Ghost

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    Sorry, (no message).
  18. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

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    May 6, 2000
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    Sexual tension?

    You two are so obvious...... :D
  19. Debo Force Ghost

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    Old joke. Any news?
  20. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

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    May 6, 2000
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    Is the fact you're still in denial considered news? No, then nope, nothing new.


    People! PM me your dirt! I will post it! :D

    I need music.
  21. Debo Force Ghost

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    Yeah, losers! PM her! Use the bloody thread!

    Spread The Word, Add The Bird.
  22. Bithysith Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 6, 2000
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    Well, in the world of entertainment, Sharon Osborne has begun chemotherapy, M. Night Shyamalan is predicting a good opening for Signs, and Angelina Jolie's dad is quoted as saying that she "needs help".
  23. Jobo Force Ghost

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    Aug 14, 2000
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    Huh. How about that.
    _jOBO
  24. Missninfan Manager Emeritus

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    This just in!

    I... I still sleep with my childhood blankie!
    _jOBO
  25. Debo Force Ghost

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    There's a request in the thread...
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