BBBC Presents! The Evening Edition!

I was just informed that this is the sexiest song ever. It's Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On.

I've been really tryin , baby
Tryin to hold back these feelings for so long
And if you feel, like I feel baby
Come on, oh come on,

Let's get it on
Lets get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on


We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be
Lets say, I love you


There's nothin wrong with me
Lovin you
And givin yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true


Don't you know how sweet and wonderful, life can be
I'm askin you baby, to get it on with me
I aint gonna worry, I aint gonna push
So come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin round the bush....


Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on

 

Alright, i give up! You are victorious!

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Alright, I've got to leave for about an hour Tom. I'll see you in a bit!

 

Oh well, i was just leaving too... um here everybody listen to Dark Side of the Moon until Tashi gets back.

 

Hey guys, I'm back! I've decided to become an icon maker What are you folks up to? Tomorrow I'll return with a JGU! However, don't think I'll get off just yet, no sirree.
_jOBO

 

Well, here we are - Casper and Tom, just getting the ball rolling for Meg and April.

The request lines are open, and remember...

Spread the word, Add the bird

 

Hello!

Tom, play me a happy song with a bit of a bluesy feel to it.

 

Here's Lightnin' Hopkins with Katie Mae...

Well you know Katie Mae's a good girl
Folks say she don't run around at night
Well you know Katie Mae's a good girl
Folks say she don't run around at night
Yes and you can bet your last dollar
Katie Mae will treat you right

Now some folks say she must be a Cadillac
But I say she got to be a T-model Ford
Now some folks say she must be a Cadillac
But I say she got to be a T-model Ford
Yeah she got the shape all right
But she just can't carry no heavy load

And she walks just like
Her daddy got oil-wells in his back yard
And she walks just like
Her daddy got oil-wells in his back yard
And you know every time she gets working
That woman she never has to work too hard

I said goodbye, goodbye poor Katie
These are the last words I gotta say
I said goodbye, goodbye poor Katie
These are the last words I gotta say
'Cause if I don't reach you tomorrow
I'm gonna get to you early in the next day

 

Hey guys!

 

Thanks!

But I don't know the song. I think a drank a bit too much. I'm going to subscribe to the toilet.

Did you know my toilet is Arabian, Tom?

 

Hey Tashi!

Good luck Casper!

For JediJeffro, Safety Dace by Men Without Hats...

Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy
Safety-Dance!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

Francois!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
and surprise 'em with the victory cry

I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy
Safety-Dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Oh Well the safety dance
ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance

 

And another one for JediJeffro...


Baby Got Back

by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

 

Back. I feel physically tired, but my mind is super and clear.

Do you have a song to cover that, Tom?

 

How's this, Casper?

Turn off your mind relax and float down stream
It is not dying It is not dying
lay down all thoughts surrender to the void
It is shining It is shining
Yet you may see the meaning of with in
It is being It is being
That love is all and love is everyone
It is knowing It is knowing
And ignorance and hate may mourn the dead
It is believing It is believing
But listen to the color of your dreams
It is not leaving It is not leaving
So play the game "Existence" to the end
of the beginning of the beginning

 

Thank you, sweetie!

That sort of covers it.

 

No problem.

 

Oh no, wait. Let's not head in this direction.

Eh, thanks again!

EDIT: I'm behaving very strange tonight. Must be a delirium!

 

Let me go see.

 

This here's going out to Rachel from anonymous. It's Smashmouth's Your Man. Enjoy!

I don't know why I'm with you
The only right thing I do is get along with you
And days go bye-bye for you but they fly by for me
It's true
I talked to you late last night
You said it wasn't all right but it would be all right
And when you sleep by yourself
You're not alone I'm with you
Oohweooh

[CHORUS]
But you weren't listening when I told you everything
That you need I ain't got
You should be gone by now but you're not

I play guitar all night long
And I know hundreds of songs and I'll just play them all
And even when I get home somehow you're still alone
It's true
I don't know why you're with me
The only reason I see some sort of fetish thing
Some people like to be pleased and
Some like to be teased
Which are you

I tried to warn you but you said just play dead
As long as we stay
True

[CHORUS]
But you weren't listening when I told you everything
That you need I ain't got
You should be gone by now but you're not
But you're not

[INSTRUMENTAL (BELLS)]

[BRIDGE]
Did your head not receive the shape of everything
That you are and I am
I shouldn't be happy as your man

You know that I am

I play guitar all night long
And I know hundreds of songs and I'll just play them all
And when you sleep by yourself
You're not alone I'm with you
As long as we stay true--whoowoowhoowoo whoowhoowhoo--

[CHORUS]

--You weren't listening when I told you everything
That you need I ain't got
You should be gone by now but you're not

But you're not
But you're not
But you're not
But you're not
But you're not

 

Tell me, Tash -- how was your day today?

 

Sorry guys, I just got sucked into a dimensional vortex!

Woah, here it goes again...

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Wish me luck...

 

LOL.

That's how I really feel.

 

Hahaha, that's great, Tom.


Meh, my day was okay. Nothing special. I'm kind of blah, actually.

 

Me too. I've just been talking and drinking, and smell of perfume and smoke.

 

Am I the only one who finds this the best part of the radio day?
_jOBO