BBBC Presents: The Late Show with Tashi

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  1. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Hey there folks! This is Tashi tuning in for your listening pleasure. I'm here to play requests, take calls, answer questions, give advice, diagnose your individual psychoses, or even just chat.

    I've settled in with my peaches and cottage cheese and I'm ready for anything!

    To kick off the show here's Pink Floyd's Welcome to the Machine:

    Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
    Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been.
    You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
    provided with toys and Scouting for Boys.
    You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
    And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,
    So welcome to the machine.
    Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
    What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.
    You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,
    He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
    So welcome to the machine.
  2. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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  3. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Ha! A prank caller!

    Hi there, Jones! That's an excellent choice, one of my favourites. And here it is. :D

    //drags out the piano and begins to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 15 in F minor
  4. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    And here's a song that's one of my favourites by the Beatles:

    Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup,
    They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe.
    Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind,
    Possessing and caressing me.
    Jai guru deva om.

    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world.

    Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes,
    Thay call me on and on across the universe.
    Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box,
    They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe.
    Jai guru deva om.

    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world.

    Sounds of laughter shades of love are ringing through my open ears,
    Inciting and inviting me.
    Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns,
    It calls me on and on across the universe.
    Jai guru deva om.

    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world,
    Nothing's gonna change my world.

    Jai guru deva om,
    Jai guru deva om,
    Jai guru deva om...
  5. BBBC_Roving_Reporter Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 30, 2002
    //runs in

    This shocking news just in! Walmart franchise hates children! More startling details here!
  6. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 24, 1999
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    Thank you for that informative...information. :p

    And here's another song for this lonely, lonely night. Yoko Kanno's Rain.

    I don't feel a thing
    and I stopped remembering
    The days are just like moments turned to hours

    Mother Used to say
    if you want, you'll find a way
    Bet mother never danced through fire shower

    Walk in the rain, in the rain, in the rain
    I walk in the rain, in the rain
    Is it right or is it wrong
    and is it here that I belong

    I don't hear a sound
    Silent faces in the ground
    The quiet screams, but I refuse to listen

    If there is a hell
    I'm sure this is how it smells
    Wish this were a dream, but no, it isn't

    Walk in the rain, in the rain, in the rain
    I walk in the rain, in the rain
    Am I right or am I wrong
    and is it here that I belong

    Walk in the rain, in the rain, in the rain
    I walk in the rain, in the rain
    Why do I feel so alone
    For some reason I think of home
  7. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

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    Jul 20, 1999
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    Still around Tashi? I've just been cooking dinner. :)
  8. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 24, 1999
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    Hey there! It's absolutely dead here.

    I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
    Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
    Waiting for an invitation to arrive
    Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

    I was struck by lighting
    Walkin' down the street
    I was hit by something last night in my sleep
    It's a dead man's party
    Who could ask for more
    Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
    Leave your body and soul at the door . . .

    (Don't run away it's only me)
    All dressed up with nowhere to go
    Walkin' with a dead man
    Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
    With a dead man . . . Dead Man . . .
    Got my best suit and my tie
    Shiny silver dollar on either eye
    I hear the chauffeur comin' to the door
    Says there's room for maybe just one more . . .

    I was struck by lighting
    Walkin' down the street
    I was hit by something last night in my sleep
    It's a dead man's party
    Who could ask for more
    Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
    Leave your body and soul at the door . . .

    Don't run away it's only me
    Don't be afraid of what you can't see
    Don't run away it's only me . . .
  9. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

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    Jul 20, 1999
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    Yeah, I noticed! Oh well, I'm sure we can whip up some witty banter for the next 10 minutes before I have to go again!

    :D
  10. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 24, 1999
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    Yeah it doesn't help that my internet dies every ten minutes.

    So how goes it? Have a good time with Beck? :D
  11. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

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    Jul 20, 1999
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    Ooh, yeah baby. ;)

    I don't think anyone's listening anyway and the only way we're going to up the ratings this late at night are if we're posting naked and posting pictures.

    And I'm not even sure THAT would get Community out of its slumber!

    I'm going out though, so I'll see you tomorrow.

    :)

    Oob, I'll pick one more song as well. :D
  12. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Oh excellent! Where are you going?
  13. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

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    I've got a game of netball to play then I'm going out to the DMC DJ Championships to watch some DJ's go nuts. :D

    Here's my song: Wake Up by Eskimo Joe

    Hey there young girl
    Throw it up here
    And I'll catch it in my tree
    Throw it higher
    If you bring a ladder
    Then we can be near
    That's no secret
    I?ll tell you all about it on your next birthday
    You won't believe it
    There is one thing that you can do for me
    Let me show you what it is

    When I wake up, in the morning
    You look so good, you look so good
    When I get up, when I'm yawning
    You look so good, you look so good, to me.

    Hey there, I know
    Everybody else chose to get up too late
    Wear our blue jeans
    We keep a lot of pockets and some pants out back
    Breakfast, Oh no!
    You think I could have just an extra piece
    We should go home
    There is one thing that you can do for me
    Let me show you what it is

    When I wake up, in the morning
    You look so good, you look so good
    When I get up, when I'm yawning
    You look so good, you look so good, to me

    You won't believe it
    You won't be there
  14. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Well you have fun Kerryn! I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe I'll give posting naked a try and see who notices. :p
  15. Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA

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    Hehe. Be sure to let us know. ;)

    I know I'm going to have one of those nights.. I just spent 10 minutes looking for a bloody bra.

    Oh well. Have fun tonight! I'll see you tommorrow.

    :D
  16. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Bye bye!

    "Saying Goodbye" from The Muppets Take Manhattan

    Piggy : Saying goodbye, going away
    Seems like goodbye's such a hard thing to say

    Kermit : Touching our hands, wondering why

    Both : It's time for saying goodbye.


    Scooter: Saying goodbye, why is it sad?
    Makes us remember the good times we've had
    Much more to say, foolish to try
    It's time for saying goodbye.

    Gonzo : Don't want to leave, but we both know
    Sometimes its better to go

    Rowlf : Somehow I know, we'll meet again
    Not sure quite where and I don't know just when

    Floyd : You're in my heart, so until then

    Elec : It's time for saying goodbye.
    Mayhem


    Fozzie : Somehow I know, we'll meet again
    Not sure quite where and I don't know just when
    You're in my heart so until then
    Wanna smile
    Wanna cry
    Saying goodbye

    All : La la la la, la la la la
    except It's time for saying goodbye
    kermit La la la la, la la la la
    &fozzie La la la la-la la la.
  17. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 24, 1999
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    Well I suppose it's time for a news update.

    And it appears that there is absolutely nothing going on.

    More on this breaking story as it developes.

    In the meantime, I'll play a few songs for you.

    //begins her own improved version of Brahms' Lullaby on the piano
  18. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    For those of you that might still be listening at this hour here's Billy Joel.

    Goodnight, my angel
    Time to close your eyes
    And save these questions for another day
    I think I know what you've been asking me
    I think you know what I've been trying to say
    I promised I would never leave you
    And you should always know
    Wherever you may go
    No matter where you are
    I never will be far away

    Goodnight, my angel
    Now it's time to sleep
    And still so many things I want to say
    Remember all the songs you sang for me
    WHen we went sailing on an emerald bay
    ANd like a boat out on the ocean
    I'm rocking you to sleep
    THe water's dark
    And deep inside this ancient heart
    You'll always be a part of me

    Goodnight, my angel
    Now it's time to dream
    And dream how wonderful your life will be
    Someday your child may cry
    And if you sing this lullabye
    Then in your heart
    There will always be a part of me

    Someday we'll all be gone
    But lullabyes go on and on...
    They never die
    That's how you
    And I
    Will be
  19. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    These two songs are going out to audio_karate

    Living inside a barrel
    A thousand years earlier than expected
    Poor unfortunate one
    They're all standing in your sun
    Like that's just so unexpected
    Hey ooh
    And now I wake up to the sounds of video games
    There's a line
    Run for your life
    Before butterfly's wings
    Bring down everything
    And staring into teacups
    Try to bring it all a little closer to something
    Nowhere, nothing
    Don't cry at me
    Cry at the movie screen
    And keep your ticket torn in your pocket for the next six weeks
    Hey ooh
    There's a line
    Run for your life
    Before butterfly's wings
    Bring down everything
    Everything (x3)
    What you do for now
    Will it do for now?
    What you do for now




    EPONINE
    Don't you fret, M'sieur Marius
    I don't feel any pain
    A little fall of rain
    Can hardly hurt me now
    You're here, that's all I need to know
    And you will keep me safe
    And you will keep me close
    And rain will make the flowers grow.

    MARIUS
    But you will live, 'Ponine - dear God above,
    If I could heal your wounds with words of love.

    EPONINE
    Just hold me now, and let it be.
    Shelter me, comfort me

    MARIUS
    You would live a hundred years
    If I could show you how
    I won't desert you now...

    EPONINE
    The rain can't hurt me now
    This rain will wash away what's past
    And you will keep me safe
    And you will keep me close
    I'll sleep in your embrace at last.

    The rain that brings you here
    Is Heaven-blessed!
    The skies begin to clear
    And I'm at rest
    A breath away from where you are
    I've come home from so far
    So don't you fret, M'sieur Marius

    I don't feel any pain
    A little fall of rain
    Can hardly hurt me now

    That's all I need to know
    And you will keep me safe
    And you will keep me close

    MARIUS(in counterpoint)
    Hush-a-bye, dear Eponine,
    You won't feel any pain
    A little fall of rain
    Can hardly hurt you now
    I'm here

    I will stay with you
    Till you are sleeping

    EPONINE
    And rain...

    MARIUS
    And rain...

    EPONINE
    Will make the flowers...

    MARIUS
    Will make the flowers... grow...
  20. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Well now don't I look silly since audio_karate's editted her post. :p

    Here's Let's Make This Precious by Dexy's Midnight Runners. The dedication goes out just to B'omarr. :)

    Let's Make This Precious
    Pure, this must be, it has to be.
    Pure, let's make this pure,
    (Do you mean it?) Yes I do,
    (Then let's sing it) Certainly, but
    First bare your hearts and cleanse your souls
    (And then?) Let's try and make this precious, like this.
    Let's make this precious.
    We're striving over here
    (Ever nearer?) I think so
    (Visions clearer) of course, of course.
    But still we must forsake all to win
    (All temptation?) everything (for salvation?) now you're talking
    Then let this apply to all we do
    (And then?) Our striving will guide us
    And somehow I think that we'll win.
    Let's make this precious,
    First let's hear somebody sing me a record
    That cries pure and true.
    No not those guitars. They're too noisy and crude.
    The kind that convinces refuses to leave,
    There's no need to turn it up.
    If it's pure I'll feel it from here
    Let's make this precious, (I think we probably will)
    Let's make this precious, (I think we probably will)

  21. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Eep! Yessir, Mr. UK Sullustian, sir!

    Yeah I, I got to know your name
    Well and I, could trace your private number baby
    All I know is that to me
    You look like you're lots of fun
    Open up your lovin' arms
    I want some

    Well I...I set my sights on you
    (and no one else will do)
    And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
    (and no one else will do)
    And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
    All I know is that to me
    You look like you're havin' fun
    Open up your lovin' arms
    Watch out, here I come

    *You spin me right round, baby
    right round like a record, baby
    Right round round round
    You spin me right round, baby
    Right round like a record, baby
    Right round round round

    I, I got be your friend now, baby
    And I would like to move in
    Just a little bit closer
    (little bit closer)

    **All I know is that to me
    You look like you're lots of fun
    Open up your lovin' arms
    Watch out, here I come

    (*Repeat)

    I want your love
    I want your love
    (**Repeat)

    (*Repeat and fade with ad lib)



    Don't hurt me!

    //hides
  22. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

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    Dec 24, 1999
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    Well it looks like this DJ needs sleep before she falls over and dies so I'll leave you with a few songs before the autoDJ comes on before Derek and Erik. Here's Protection by Massive Attack and Goodnight by the Beatles. Gnight all!!

    This girl I know needs some shelter
    She don't believe anyone can help her
    She's doing so much harm, doing so much damage
    But you don't want to get involved
    You tell her she can manage
    And you can't change the way she feels
    But you could put your arms around her
    I know you want to live yourself
    But could you forgive yourself
    If you left her just the way
    You found her

    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection
    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection

    You're a boy and i'm a girl

    But you know you can lean on me
    And I don't have no fear
    I'll take on any man here
    Who says that's not the way it should be

    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection
    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection

    She's a girl and you're a boy
    Sometimes you look so small, look so small
    You've got a baby of your own
    When your baby's grown, she'll be the one
    To catch you when you fall

    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection
    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection

    You're a girl and i'm a boy (x4)
    Sometimes you look so small, need some shelter
    Just runnin' round and round, helter skelter
    And I've leaned on me
    Now you can lean on me
    And that's more than love, that's the way
    It should be
    Now I can't change the way you think
    But I can put my arms around you
    That's just part of the deal
    That's the way I feel
    I put my arms around you

    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection
    I stand in front of you
    I'll take the force of the blow
    Protection
    You're a boy and i'm a girl (x4)




    Now it's time to say good night, good night sleep tight
    Now the sun turns out his light, good night sleep tight
    Dream sweet dreams for me, dream sweet dreams for you

    Close your eyes and I'll close mine, good night sleep tight
    Now the moon begins to shine, good night sleep tight
    Dream sweet dreams for me, dream sweet dreams for you

    Close your eyes and I'll close mine, good night sleep tight
    Now the sun turns out his light, good night sleep tight
    Dream sweet dreams for me, dream sweet dreams for you
    good night, good night ev'rybody
    Ev'rybody ev'rywhere good night
  23. Jobo Force Ghost

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    Aug 14, 2000
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    Caller: Is this Jobo?
    Yes.
    Caller: I love the show!
    It's Speewwy's, not mine.
    Caller: Oh.
    *click*
    How embarrassing.
    _jOBO
  24. Jedi Speewwy Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 24, 1999
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    Hey there, and welcome to night number two of the Late Show. I'm running a little late tonight, had some problems involving three rabid cats and rat guts, but it's all fixed now. While I'm settling, I thought I'd play a song I came across today that I thought was interesting. It's called "Stars and Moon" and it's dedicated to everyone that's listening right now. All two of you. ;)

    I met a man without a dollar to his name
    Who had no traits of any value but his smile
    I met a man who had no yearn or claim to fame
    Who was content to let life pass him for a while
    And I was sure that all I ever wanted
    Was a life like the movie stars led
    And he kissed me right here, and he said,

    "I'll give you stars and the moon and a soul to guide you
    And a promise I'll never go
    I'll give you hope to bring out all the life inside you
    And the strength that will help you grow.
    I'll give you truth and a future that's twenty times better
    Than any Hollywood plot."
    And I thought, "You know, I'd rather have a yacht."

    I met a man who lived his life out on the road
    Who left a wife and kids in Portland on a whim
    I met a man whose fire and passion always showed
    Who asked if I could spare a week to ride with him
    But I was sure that all I ever wanted
    Was a life that was scripted and planned
    And he said, "But you don't understand ?

    "I'll give you stars and the moon and the open highway
    And a river beneath your feet
    I'll give you day full of dreams if you travel my way
    And a summer you can't repeat.
    I'll give you nights full of passion and days of adventure,
    No strings, just warm summer rain."
    And I thought, "You know, I'd rather have champagne."

    I met a man who had a fortune in the bank
    Who had retired at age thirty, set for life.
    I met a man and didn't know which stars to thank,
    And then he asked one day if I would be his wife.
    And I looked up, and all I could think of
    Was the life I had dreamt I would live
    And I said to him, "What will you give?"

    "I'll give you cars and a townhouse in Turtle Bay
    And a fur and a diamond ring
    And we'll be married in Spain on my yacht today
    And we'll honeymoon in Beijing.
    And you'll meet stars at the parties I throw at my villas
    In Nice and Paris in June."

    And I thought, "Okay."
    And I took a breath
    And I got my yacht
    And the years went by
    And it never changed
    And it never grew
    And I never dreamed
    And I woke one day
    And I looked around
    And I thought, "My God...
    I'll never have the moon."
  25. Jobo Force Ghost

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    Aug 14, 2000
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    Speewwy and I appear to be the only ones on tonight. Well folks, welcome! Let's see what we have here... *starts to make some pasta* YUM!
    _jOBO
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