Hey there folks! This is Tashi tuning in for your listening pleasure. I'm here to play requests, take calls, answer questions, give advice, diagnose your individual psychoses, or even just chat. I've settled in with my peaches and cottage cheese and I'm ready for anything! To kick off the show here's Pink Floyd's Welcome to the Machine: Welcome my son, welcome to the machine. Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been. You've been in the pipeline, filling in time, provided with toys and Scouting for Boys. You bought a guitar to punish your ma, And you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool, So welcome to the machine. Welcome my son, welcome to the machine. What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream. You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar, He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar. So welcome to the machine.