BBBC - The Zoo Crew (Mornings)

A request for cbjedi:

Tom Petty - Free Fallin'

She's a good girl, loves her mama,
Loves Jesus, and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis,
Loves horses and her boyfriend too


It's a long day livin' in Reseda
There's a freeway runnin' through the yard
And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her,
I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart


And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'


All the vampires walkin' through the valley
Move west down Ventura Blvd
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
And the good girls are home with broken hearts


And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'


I wanna glide down over Mulholland,
I wanna write her name in the sky
I wanna free fall out into nothin',
Gonna leave this world for a while


And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'
And I'm free, I'm free fallin'

 

SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!! *twitches uncontrollably*
_jOBO

 

Well, I think that I'm just going to sleep some more in a little bit. I have to work my real job again tonight.

Let's hear form another one of our sponser...

 

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OOooooooooohhh
Yeeaaaaaaahhhh

_jOBO

 

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Well, one hour of trivia is up.

No one could answer the last question.

THe answer was Malibu Sands Beach Club.

Now back to the music...

 

How about some 90's dance music...

Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...

Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...

[rap by Freedom Williams]
Here is the doe, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
Or the mike if it don't rhyme
Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump
And I'm here to provide
Peace and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make a whirl
It's your world and I'm just a swirl
Trying to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, Come on say yeah,
everybody over here everybody over there
the crowd is live and I feel this groove
Party people in the house
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)

(Chorus)
Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you

Everybody dance now ...
Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da, da da da
da da da da, da da da

la da da da
la da da da
dum da dum da dum
everybody dance now

[rap by freedom williams]
Pause take a breath go for yours
On my command now hit the dance floors
I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed
Is that ... enough, indeed
I pay the price, control the dice
I'm more precise, to a point I'm nice
The music takes control, your heart and soul
Oh, your body is free and a whole
Dance till you can't dance
Till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get warm
Then come back and upside down
Easy now, let me see ya
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)

The music is my life ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody ...


What a great song!

 

B'OMARR'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_jOBO

 

I'm posting lightly this morning. I've got to get some things done so I can go on vacation.

 

Before you go, tell me, how do you pronounce your name?
_jOBO

 

Don't mind if I sit in for a few...

So where are you going on your vacation B'omarr?

 

Please do sit in. I'm bored out of my mind and I'm running out of ideas.

//Looks at phone


Any request?

 

Another request from our biggest fan, Kerr_Plunk.

We roll tonight [We're on tonight]
To the guitar bite
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause rock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you

We rock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky's a-light with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and rock tonight

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Yes we do
For those about to rock, we salute you

Oooh, salute!
Oooh, ooooh yeah

We're just a battery for hire with a guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those about to rock - fire
We salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Those about to rock - fire
We salute you
Fire
We salute you
We salute you
Come on, whooa
For those about to rock, we salute you (x4)

Shoot, shoot (x2)

For those of you, for those who rock
Yeah
(Ain't gonna get tired, won't take a break, we salute you.)

We salute you (x3)

Fire

 

This should brighten everyone's morning... here's Bauhaus with Bella Lugosi's Dead...

White on white translucent black capes
Back on the rack
Bela Lugosi's dead
The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi's dead
Undead undead undead
The virginal brides file past his tomb
Strewn with time's dead flowers
Bereft in deathly bloom
Alone in a darkened room
The count
Bela Logosi's dead
Undead undead undead

 

Yes, thank you for that uplifting song, Tom.

Now we take you to Traffic and Weather Together.


Today's going to be just like yesterday. There may be some traffic, maybe not. There might be some rain, but since I'm not psychic I don't know that info.

Back to the show.

 

B'omarr seems to have left us just as his interview was getting started.

 

Kerr, I dedicate a song to you:
STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!
BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTT!!!!
I love you!
_jOBO

 

That's enough of that Jobo, thankyouverymuch!

 

If I were Tom I'd hit you. SInce I'm not how about a kick.

//kicks jobo

Now lay off of his wife.

 

I'm not done, Barney!
_jOBO

 

A request for GIMER

Weird Al's - Melanie



Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

 

Them's fightin' words Vinny, now let's go!

 

Ok, I'm taking a break. I'll leave control of the booth to you two.

Let's have a good clean fight.

*rings bell*

 

Apparently I scared Jobo away.

I'm sorry Tom, I was just kidding really.

Anyway, here's a little Men at Work...

Who Can It Be Now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy

Oh...Who can it be now?
Oh...Who can it...Who can it...
Yeah yeah yeah

 

And now Digable Planets with 9th Wonder...

Ah yea (echo)
Whole world
Mcs
Whose slick
We lounge stay phat notice our G limp
A natural flair with our fresh ass hair
Style baggy out clouts slick
creamy and fresh east coast to west
Brooklyn
uptown
to the universal fair
old school mcs
(being scratched in the background)
make your money
I'm slicker this year
I'm slicker this year
Myrtle Ave A-train got the pic in my hair
and what 16 joints later still lounge
fresh, from flatbush in my baggy booster gets
style is tight ees bust the camy? fatigues
50,000 leagues of black
so what's up
can we avenue slide playerstyle ghetto walk
to the east and wild Crooklyn, New York
creamy kid yo smith and wesson win a blessing
the angular slang blow spots..bang..eleven
hangin' like bats.cos..the 12 inch wax.
say scorpio
and my hair say 'fro
and my blood say bro
my clics say "eh, yo!"
make sparks from the barrel me tal pistol
to the depths I dive seems lunar like aqua
the cool blast mega we black we wild flowers(?)
Scott La Rock had emm all , I gots the the ball
and roll a little panthers(?) through these project halls
the 3-color flag can't hold my baggys sag
7 1 8 2 omega
black motion is ocean style
slick in my ways since days of the classic
now glamour boys want to be triple phatted
but I'm slicker this year
I'm slicker this year, yea
east born
beast candles on?
lovely all over the city
and your tape deck blasting
7 Rs and the phat fly sneakers
and the camouflage
(Make Your money scratched in the background)
to the hip hop nation
to the mixtape crew
to the west coast
to the boogie down bronx
I was raised in the ways of the man chu clan
and 5 elements posture take a B-boy stance
with the gold front shinin' the baggy pants saggin'
this Brooklyn stylin' got the fly girls smilin'
but I'm climbin' findin' new ways of rhymin'
not livin' like a star is strickly about survivin'
divin', deep into the groove of the ghetto
this downtown flavor shines from many angles
yes the notorious, with rhymes so glorious
the man chu monkey over flunkeys is victorious
rap is be boring us with rhymes of conventional
days in amazed when they hear the 3 demensional
lyrical skills of the insect emotion
coasting down fulton with a bag of magic potion
now I'm rolling with the seven and the crescent
puffin' some expression
manifestin' today's lesson
stressin the fact that I'm solar guarenteed to go far
cause the mind is intestellar
still pieced like that so have no fear
but I'm slicker this year
I'm slicker this year
to the queens everywhere
to the oh s I
to the lumpen mass
don't forget about your peeps when ya...
now you see that I am 68 inches above sea level
93 million miles above these devils
play me in the winter
play me in the summer
play me in the autumn
any order
You want 'em I got 'em drippin' like water
catch me at a hot spot with the dust (desk) daughters
we bouncing...moving within the truth circles
we played you made you change...strictly ought to
we stratify our wealth from my looty in the bank
there's love amongst the ranks
now I'm a bout to meet my homegirl
cause we be alike
ate alike, see alike, let's g alike
jazzy joyce
[on the wheels]
jazzy joyce
[no one's smoother]
jazzy joyce
[phatter than a '94 land cruiser]
where you from?
[the bronx representin' like whatever, fly]
cool are you slicker this year?
[yea, watch]
hit it...
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