BBBC - The Zoo Crew (Mornings)

Moving along, here's Iggy and the Stooges...

i wanna be your dog

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be Face-to-face
And I'll lay right down In my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon

 

*poke*
_jOBO

 

Hey Tom, you're back! Friends?

For Terr_Mys here's Lune from Notre-Dame de Paris...

Lune
Qui là-haut s'allume
Sur
Les toits de Paris
Vois
Comme un homme
Peut souffrir d'amour
Bel
Astre solitaire
Qui meurt
Quand revient le jour
Entends
Monter vers toi
La chant de la terre
Entends le cri
D'un homme qui a mal
Pour qui
Un million d'étoiles
Ne valent
Pas les yeux de celle
Qu'il aime
D'un amour mortel
Lune
Lune
Qui là-haut s'embrume
Avant
Que le jour ne vienne
Entends
Rugir le coeur
De la bête humaine
C'est la complainte
De Quasimodo
Qui pleure
Sa détresse folle
Sa voix
Par monts et par vaux
S'envole
Pour arriver jusqu'à toi
Lune
Veille
Sur ce monde étrange
Qui mêle
Sa vois au choeur des anges
Lune
Qui là-haut s'allume
Pour
Eclairer ma plume
Vois
Comme un homme
peut souffrir d'amour
D'amour

 

Depends, Barn, do I get the girl?
_jOBO

 

Sorry Vinster, the girl is mine. Perhaps we should sing a duet Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson style...

And now the Three's Company Theme Song...

MAN: Come and knock on our door!
WOMAN: Come and knock on our door!
MAN: We've been waiting for you!
WOMAN: We've been waiting for you!
BOTH: Where the kisses are hers and hers are his, Three's Company too!
MAN: Come and dance on our floor!
WOMAN: Come and dance on our floor!
MAN: Take a step that is new!
WOMAN: Take a step that is new!
BOTH: We've a loveable place that needs your face, Three's Company too!
BOTH: You'll see that life is a ball again!
BOTH: Laughter is calling for you!
MAN: Down at our rendezvous!
WOMAN: Down at our rendezvous!
BOTH: Three's Company too

 

How about this: You marry her and deal with emotions, and I deal with all the physical stuff?
_jOBO

 

Sorry, too late... already married her and I deal with all the physical stuff.

Don't worry though, just stick with the internet message boards, I'm sure you'll meet a nice girl eventually.

 

Kerr_Plunk, sorry I just play the songs I can't rewrite them. And when we talked about sharing it was in a way that would fit better with the original context of the song.

 

Bah. Nothing cooler than... my... typing?
_jOBO

 

Sorry, jobo. He wins.

Thanks for helping with the show today. It's bedtime for DJ E.

 

Sleep well Erik.

And here's Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing by Barry Manilow...

Ain't nothing like the real thing, Baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing
Ain't nothing like the real thing, Baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing

I've got your picture hanging on the wall
But it can't see or come to me
When I call your name
I realize it's just a picture in a frame

I read your letters when you're not here
But they don't move me and they don't groove me
Like when I hear your sweet voice
Whispering in my ear

Ain't nothing like the real thing, Baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing
Ain't nothing like the real thing, Baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing

I play my game of fantasy
And I pretend that I'm not in reality
I need the shelter
Of your arms to comfort me

No other sound
Is quite the same as your name
No touch can do quite as much
To make me feel better
So let's stay together

I've got the memories to look back on
And though they help me when you're gone
I'm well aware
But nothing can take the place of your being there

So glad we've got the real thing, Baby
So glad we've got the real thing
Ain't nothing like the real thing, Baby
Ain't nothing like the real thing

 

For GIMER here's Movin' Right Along from the Muppet Movie...

Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,
With good friends you can't lose,
This could become a habit!
Opportunity knocks once let's reach out and grab it (yeah!),
Together we'll nab it,
We'll hitchhike, bus or yellow cab it!
(Cab it?)

Movin' right along.
Footloose and fancy-free.
Getting there is half the fun; come share it with me.
Moving right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon).
We'll learn to share the load.
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road.

(Hey, that song is sounding better Fozzie.)

Movin' right along,
We've found a life on the highway.
And your way is my way,
So trust my navigation.

California here we come, the pie-in-the-sky-land.
Palm trees, and warm sand.
Though sadly we just left Rhode Island.
(We did what?!)
(Just forget it.)

Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon).
Hey LA, where've you gone?
Send someone to fetch us, were in Sasketchewan!

Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon).
You take it, you know best.
Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the West?

Movin' right along.
We're truly birds of a feather,
We're in this together and we know where we're going.
Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down.
We're storming the big town,
(Yeah, Storm is right should it be snowing?)
(Uh, no I don't think so...)

Movin' right along,
Do I see signs of men?
Yeah, "welcome" on the same post that says "come back again."
Moving right along, nice town!
Footloose and fancy-free,
You're ready for the big time...
Is it ready for me?

Movin' right along,
Movin' right along,
Movin' right along,
Movin' right along.

 

I think my cat just popped.
















_jOBO

 

Well, what are waiting for? Take him out of the microwave!

[face_shocked]

 

No thanks, I'm not touching that microwave NOW.
_jOBO

 

Yeah can't blame you. And on that note, here's Primus with Tommy the Cat...

Well, I remember it as though it were a meal ago,"

Said Tommy the Cat, as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign
matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank
down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator!
Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell
but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did:

"She came slidin? down the alleyway like butter drippin? off a hot biscuit.
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
even the oldest of the Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
The sight was beyond belief!
Many a head snapped double, even triple, takes
as this vivacious feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway,
where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.
They hung out in droves.
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place,
and that was O?Malley?s Alley!

The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch
as she sauntered straight to the heart of the alleyway.
She knew what she wanted!
She was lookin? for that stud bull.
She was lookin? for that He cat.
And that was me.

Tommy the Cat is my name, and I say unto thee,

Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby
Say baby

Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby
Say baby"

 

Sure, I'll lay down with you.
_jOBO

 

Okay folks, Jobo and I are going to take a little break, in the meantime listen to The Sound of Music...

The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears
My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
that rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies
from a church on a breeze
To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls over
stones on its way
To sing through the night like a lark who is learning to pray

I go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I've heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more

 

*loud noises heard behind the door*
_jOBO

 

Oh crap the mic's still on! [face_shocked]

Sorry about that folks, experiment..er i mean experiencing some technical difficulties.

Anyway, for Terr_Mys here's I Heard it through the Grapevine by Marvin Gaye...

Ooh, I bet you're wonderin' how I knew
'Bout your plans to make me blue
With some other guy you knew before
Between the two of us guys, you know, I loved you more
It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday
Don't you know that I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Oh, I heard it through the grapevine
Oh, I'm just about to lose my mind,
honey, honey, oh well
I heard it through the grapevine,
Not much longer would you be mine, baby - ooh

I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But these tears I can't hold inside
Losing you would end my life, you see
'Cos you mean that much to me
You could have told me yourself that you loved someone else
Instead I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Oh, I heard it through the grapevine
And I'm just about to lose my mind, honey, honey, oh well
I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine, baby - ooh ooh

People say believe half of what you see
Son, and none of what you hear
But I can't help but being confused
If it's true, please tell me, dear
Do you plan to let me go for the other guy you loved before?
Don't you know I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Baby, I heard it through the grapevine
Ooh, I'm just about to lose my mind, honey, honey, yeah
I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine, baby - yeah yeah yeah yeah

Honey, honey I know
I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine, baby - yeah yeah yeah yeah
That you're letting me go
Said I heard it through the grapevine - ooh
I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine, baby
I heard it through the grapevine

 

Sorry I left guys, I had a lunch with the boss, which means, I had a looong lunch.

I'm going to Florida for a week. We're hitting Disneyworld and Universal Studios. Then the fun part: a weekend with the in-laws.

One of my wife's cousins has an Irish boyfriend that's supposed to be there though. Hopefully, we can distance ourselves from the rest of the crazy folks, and just sit on the beach drinking saucy beverages.

 

No problem B'omarr, you just made our station look really unprofessional is all

No really, that sounds like a nice vacation. I've only ever been to Disneyland, but I hear Disney World kicks it's ass.

 

I have that affect on professionalism. It and I are like two positively charged ions.

We're going all out though. We're staying in one of the big resorts, and hopefully we'll have a monkey butler that will cater to our every whim.

 

Yeah, nothing beats monkey butlers.

 

Maybe, if you guys are good, I'll bring you back some pictures of me in a grass skirt and conch shell bikini