Beauties Thread!

I'm afraid I do not have any nude pics of me. Which is prolly just as well.




I shall post this fine bloke instead:

[image=http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Yo_Yo_Ma_1.jpg]







And this one's even better:

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That is a real Strad in the second pic, you know.

 

Yeah? Well I know some hotter ones.

[image=http://www.sonyclassical.com/gfx/artists/hahn.jpg]

[image=http://www.gotomidori.com/english/images/SheilaRock1.jpg]

[image=http://www.pittsburghsymphony.org/prphotos/biophotos/05-06/chang_sarah.jpg]

[image=http://www.juliafischer.com/contribute/images/Neg03CRTN.jpg]

And I get to brag about that last one because she kissed me on the cheek when I gave her flowers after the concert. BOOYAH!

NOBODY knows more and better hot violinist chicks than myself.

 

Hmmm, Joshua Bell.

[image=http://www.denison.edu/vailseries/joshua_bell_hi-res.jpg]

 

Agreed.



Also Mr. Kurt sir, I find it extremely Awesome that you got kissed on the cheek by Ms. Fischer.


It would've been awesomer if it had been Sarah Chang, though.

 

Nope.

IMO, Julia Fischer > Sarah Chang. Of course, good ole' Itzak Perlman > Both of them, and David Oistrakh > Itzak Perlman. Finally, Niccolo Paganini > Everyone else ever.

Also, Ms. Fischer > Ms. Chang in hotness.

 

I will not tolerate any more of your David Ostrich or whoever blasphemy. Perlman pwns. Ostriches very rarely do any pwning. That is all.


Although I do agree with your sentiments about Herr Paganini. Even though Ni(c)colo rather cheated, what with his joint syndrome and all.


And it's spelled "Itzhak".

 

I am uniquely qualified to judge these violinists. Quiet, you. And don't make fun of my spelling.

 

In English we should just say Isaac.

Has anyone heard Memoirs of a Geisha yet? It looks like a welcome change of pace from Mr. Williams and it features Mr. Perlman and Yo-Yo Ma (Yo Ma-Ma?), so I'll probably be picking it up one of these days.

 

Yo-Yo Ma.

 

I know. I was amusing myself with a puerile joke.

 

You failed.

 

I do not find your blasphemy of fine cello players to be amusing, Mastadge. As a matter of fact, you may never get on my good side again.

 

How shall I continue to live without being on your good side? Other, I suppose, than much as I have always lived?

Besides, I was perfectly unable to resist such wonderfully awful wordplay.

Would it help if I was listening to the man's music even as I took his name in vain?

Not that it matters, since I wasn't. I was in fact listening to Jacqueline du Pré.

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