-caffeine CHECK -sugared snacks CHECK -obnoxious 80s music CHECK lets see how many co workers I can annoy
overheard about me being a smartass: "I am worried that you don't even know what that means" "why, because it is my norm?" "not only is it your norm, you invented it"
Sarnia, we've got your red water bottle. We'll bring it to WOTR on Hauntings unless we see you earlier.