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Saga Beep Beep oooh, for the Dare challenge, a young queen and her droid.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by earlybird-obi-wan, Feb 9, 2008.

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  1. earlybird-obi-wan

    earlybird-obi-wan Chosen One star 6

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    Beep Beep oooh
    Author: Earlybird-obi-wan
    Timeframe: shortly after TPM
    Characters: Amidala, captain Panaka, Artoo
    Genre: single post humor
    Keywords: Artoo update
    Summary: Artoo resists an upgrade that would give him the ability to speak Basic.

    My challenge was this: Write a fic in which Artoo resists an upgrade that would give him the ability to speak Basic.

    Beep Beep oooh

    In a beautiful garden of the Royal palace of Theed was a young girl. She sat on a bench under a weeping willow near one of the ponds and her features reflected in the still waters.

    She was dressed in a cream dress with white flowers embroidered on the skirt. A single piece of jewelery adorned it and it contrasted sharply with the expensive material of the dress. It was a japor snippet and she was softly stroking it.

    She remembered the events from a few months ago and the young boy who had given it to her. A bright shining little astromech droid stood next to her and he made soft hooting sounds.

    Queen Amidala said ?yes Artoo. I remember that boy that saved us all. Anakin will become a Jedi.?

    She started to sing and Artoo hooted along.

    "In my lovely land beneath the Sun
    the flowers may rise in Spring,
    the trees may bud, the waters run,
    the merry finches sing.
    Or there maybe ´tis cloudless night
    and swaying beeches bear
    the Naboo-moon a jewel white
    amid their branching hair


    Beep
    Beep
    Oooht

    ?Your highness?

    ?Yes captain Panaka??

    ?That song is lovely?

    ?Thanks?

    ?But that Artoo-unit spoils the song?

    ?I know, but I cannot keep him from interfering?

    ?I have a solution for that?

    ?Yes??

    ?I can upgrade him to speak and sing Basic?

    ?Pwiii iiiii oooo rrr pppp.?

    ?Artoo, come back?

    Queen Amidala and captain Panaka ran after the swift disappearing Artoo.

    ?There he is? captain Panaka said ?in your dressing room?

    ?poooh ooooh iiii?

    Queen Amidala said ?I don?t think he wants that upgrade?

    Captain Panaka said ?but it will help him?

    ?Pwiii iiiii oooo rrr pppp.?

    Artoo started to move frantically and dresses and gowns were falling down from shelves and hooks. Even boxes with the Royal crowns were shuffled around.

    ?Artoo, you are making a mess?

    ?poooh ooooh iiii?

    Captain Panaka said ?hey he stops?

    Queen Amidala said ?I know, he can understand me?

    "Pweep, a pweep pptrt."

    "Yes Artoo, no basics for you. We can understand you."

    ?Beep a peeep pprtttrt?.

    ?He is happy?

    ?Beep a peeep pprtttrt?

    ?Yes I know.?

    ?Come Artoo, you need some shine and polish and this room must be cleaned?

    ?Beep a peeep pprtttrt?

    ?Yes, you like that. See captain, I can understand him. No basics needed.

    "Beep a peeep pprtttrt?

    FIN
     
  2. VaderLVR64

    VaderLVR64 Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ?Yes, you like that. See captain, I can understand him. No basics needed.

    "Beep a peeep pprtttrt?


    Nice! =D=
     
  3. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    Silly people all wanting to upgrade R2.

    Lovely viggie earlybird!
     
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